20 Bookmarks by seamlessly_useless
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Life was good. Life was good and that was okay. Life was good and that was okay and sometimes you don’t need to deserve happiness to be happy.
But you still throw yourself through hoops trying to accept that, and you just need a diamond, a dog, and a damsel, to get your head on straight.
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28 Aug 2026
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Holly has gotten pretty good at handling those feelings.
Sometimes something unexpected will cause them to get loud, like when her Dad will say something that he would only ever say to her, or she’ll hear a song on the radio that will take her back to a night with the three of them dancing in the living room, or she’ll think about the future too far and the life she wants and the realisation will hit her like a truck that she’ll have to do all of it without her Mom by her side. There’s nothing she can do about it then, she just has to let it ocean rise again.
Holland is drunk. Holly thinks.
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25 Aug 2026
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Making Money off Rumpy-Pumpy by Arabesque_et_chapeau_pointu
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
16 Aug 2026
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Holland March has an accident that forces him to remember his late wife. Fortunately, Healy is there to look after him.
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March is delirious, and he can no longer tell whether his wife is alive or not, and Jackson Healy gets to see a side of him he hadn't encountered before.Bookmarked by seamlessly_useless
24 Aug 2026
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Five times where March needed help, and one time he returned the favour.
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23 Aug 2026
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Breaking news! Two idiot detectives accidentally uncover a drug ring. by M1keyishungry
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 Aug 2026
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Drug crime has been on the rise in San Francisco, and a woman by the name of Cody Blaire had suspected her boyfriend of being involved with the wrong crowd.
But she didn't want her dearly beloved to be incriminated for a simple accusation, so she did what she thought was the best solution when she was at a bar and saw a poster on the bulletin for two private investigators.
She dialed the number on the piece of paper and waited for the click, “Hello? This is Healy and March private investigators. How can we help you today?” She assumed on the phone this voice belonged to the more cleaned up of the two men on the paper, though the name wasn't clear.
“Hello? I'd like to book an appointment.”
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March doesn't talk much about life before the house fire.
Healy somehow witnesses it first-hand.
//Or Healy winds up meeting pre-fire March. This changes everything and nothing.
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23 Aug 2026
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After a year of staying sober, March has a relapse. Things quickly spiral out of control.
In the end, it was just another thing to talk about when people asked. Now that—well, that was worth the risk. The way their eyes widened, clear with care and concern. How their voices were always hushed and cautious. Then if he was lucky, a hug. Someone who’d coddle him a little. Someone who’d listen with understanding. Yeah, that made it all worth it. He missed that gentle kind of affection. He missed getting it from his wife.
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Holland March was done with recovery, he was done with sobriety. He was done with everything.
Aka Holland March relapses.
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- Part 1 of the nice guys
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22 Aug 2026
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Dean, a mid-forties modern-day cowboy, has ruined his chances at doing rodeo by pity partying too hard after his unnamed ex-wife left him. Riding the mechanical bull at the local bar is the closest he can get to his former glory.
Just before he slides on Larry, he spots a gorgeous stranger with the bluest eyes he's ever seen across the bar. Dean decides he's going home with that man at the end of the night, come hell or high water.
Castiel turns out to be hotter (and odder) in person, and Dean loves every second of it.
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Castiel, a forty-something autistic man, is content with his quiet life. He has a good job, friends, family, and hobbies which are more than enough for him, despite Gabriel's insistence that he is "running out of time" in the love department.
Castiel doesn't really understand all the fuss about romantic partners and sexual attraction... until he sees Dean in the spotlight with Larry The Bull.
Chapter two delves into Castiel's over-clocked mind for a retelling of the events of chapter one with more context and analysis.
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It’s September 18, 2008. Castiel is being deployed to rescue Dean Winchester from Hell.
He lands in Dean Winchester’s motel room in 2003. Things go from there.
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- 4/4
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05 Jul 2026
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Dean’s your typical half-orphaned, monster-killing 22-year-old until a trenchcoated stranger crashes into his back windshield one September night, claiming he’s an angel that knows him from the future and that he’s on the run.
Frigging fantastic.
(Or, in which Castiel gets stuck in Dean’s timeline preseries and Dean kind of hates it—until he doesn’t.)
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- English
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- 95,274
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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- 5
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05 Jul 2026
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While Dean and Castiel were out retrieving dinner, Dean made a pit stop in the snow.
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- English
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- 1/1
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05 Jul 2026
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Dean is addicted to Castiel's Grace. Cas is content to give him as much as he wants, and more. Both get more than they bargain for when their uneasy courtship spirals out of control.
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- Part 1 of Graceless
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- English
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- 146,997
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
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- 989
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25 Jun 2026
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it's an inherently romantic gesture (you keep those) by contemplativepancakes
Fandoms: Supernatural
07 Nov 2020
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“I’m not leaving here without you. Understand?” Dean asks, leaving no room in his tone for argument.
“I understand,” Cas says, with something that Dean would say looks like hope and despair warring on his face.Later that night, Dean sits beside Cas in the cave they had managed to clear out. He thinks back to all the lingering touches and looks they’ve exchanged and his frenzied search of purgatory for Cas. He can feel the resolve that’s failed him for years forming.
What would happen if Dean and Cas managed to pull their heads out of their asses while they were in purgatory? This is their romance behind closed doors from season 8 to beyond.Bookmarked by seamlessly_useless
25 Jun 2026
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A look at what the show would be if Castiel was being literal about the "More Profound Bond." This fic covers everything that happened from the moment Castiel was told to retrieve Dean from Hell to when Dean finally made it to Heaven for good all from Castiel's POV. It follows the Canon extremely closely, but gives you all the juicy details of the stuff Castiel gets up to when he's off camera. There are gonna be a LOT of emotions and an intense look at why things went down the way they did.
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- Part 1 of The Bound Universe
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25 Jun 2026
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Castiel returns from the Empty, his wings restored and position as Commander of Jack’s Heaven absolute, but Heaven is still at war against rebel angels who want to reinstate Chuck and threaten all Team Free Will has fought for.
While Castiel commands the Heavenly Host from the bunker; he and Dean enter an arrangement; touch allowed, sex forbidden, feelings not discussed. They tells themselves they can manage the half-way, until it becomes clear they can’t.
War keeps pressing through the bunker walls, every touch means more than either of them can bear, and Dean’s attempt to drag himself back into being “old Dean” drives the knife deeper.
When the line finally breaks, it breaks catastrophically: sex, separation, and a loss so profound Dean is forced to understand, too late and all at once, the true scale of what Castiel is to him.
Desperate to reach Castiel in Heaven, Dean devises a plan to find Castiel on the war front.
Terms of Surrender is a long, aching fic about repression, devotion, bodily longing, a profound bond, the final supernatural war, and the process of Dean and Cas finally getting everything they have fought for.
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25 Jun 2026
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A pair of lonely kids bond over their love of books as they try to ignore the world burning around them.
((Art by Boop!!))
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- Part 1 of Cuno & Ann (Disco Elysium)
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03 Jul 2023
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Paddling Out (THE REPEATER CORPSE CONUNDRUM) by transhitman
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
08 Oct 2022
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To the southwest of Revachol, far into the wild pale yonder is a radio repeater station. On this station is a corpse -- a woman killed in cold blood. There is no suspect. There are no clues. It is a thoroughly impossible death, a murder in utter isolation.
Two officers arrive on the scene. Voices bleed from the tower above. Something is horribly wrong.
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- 12/12
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02 Jul 2023
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"Thats it! Detective Cunn's on the case! We're finding this culprit and dragging him back by the nuts. Pig-style!"
"Cuno... I don't know..."
"C'mon! You're gonna be my partner, right?" He grins as he holds out his hand. "Detective Ann and Detective Cunn! Solving the case of THE LAMEST THIEF IN REVACHOL!"Cuno visits Annette back in Martinaise and finds out that her family's bookstore "Crime, Romance, and Biographies of Famous People" has been seeing a series of mysterious thefts.
It's up to the two young detectives to identify the culprit(s) and return all the missing books!
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- Part 2 of Cuno & Ann (Disco Elysium)
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28 Jun 2023
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17 Apr 2023