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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    Wouldn't it be so much easier if Spamton did hate Tenna? If he could just watch him die and move on?

    Wouldn't it be so much easier if Tenna did hate Spamton? If he could just forget about him and leave it be?

    Unfortunately, that isn't how things were ever going to end up.

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    13 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    A failed break-in and an opportunistic theft get Spamton inspired to decorate his shop. What does heaven look like?

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    24 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Spamton wakes up to find himself face to face with a version of himself he never wanted to be again, in the bright and shiny year of 1996. He then gets tackled by a version of himself he’s never known, and hopes he never does.

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    10 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    A child has no attachment to the spider in the corner.

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    02 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    *IN HIATUS Until January 4th* (sorry the holidays are kicking my ass. not the Holidays with the kid who got hit by a truck i mean the real world holidays)

    Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –

    "Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.

    Well, shit.

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    Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.

    Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!

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    18 Oct 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 8

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    Tenna doesn’t know how phones work. Nor how emotions work, apparently.

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    05 Oct 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 11

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    In another place, in another world, where would he go with his lover? (Spamton didn’t like that term, lover, but Spamton was not here to object.) He let his screen flicker and dim, immersing himself instead in a land of pixel and code, image transposed upon an endless void. Much of his work in bending the reality of this land was done with nary a thought and the snap of his fingers, but he found that this, he wanted to do piece by piece, square by square. He chipped away at the nothingness, breathed out stale air, and breathed in the sea breeze, sand appearing underneath his rosy-pink palms, trees rocketing towards the yawning manufactured sky in fluorescent tones, evergreen and magenta and cerulean, surrounded by sweet, sanitized waters.

    Tenna wanted more. He wanted the romantic getaways together, the candlelit dinners, the public declarations of love and sweet serenades and enormous bouquets of flowers and picnics and breakfasts in bed and learning pottery with Spamton’s arms around him and breakfasts in bed and a ring –

    Instead he had this. Which in the end was nearly just as nice.

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    a fic for spamtenna week 2025! prompt: TROPIC OF LOVE.

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    04 Oct 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 13

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    Tenna and Spamton make up for missing time… until they realize there’s, uh, a few complications…

    Aka

    Neither of these two are packing anything down there.

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    03 Oct 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Ạ̶̓n̸̹̈́-t̵̳̅- A̶̯̎nt. Anthony.” His voice rattled like wind through dying branches.
    Tenna froze, staring back at him.
    “Please. Pleȧ̸̟s̶͓̒ḛ̶̍, jus̶t̷– don’t.”
    Spamton hadn’t spoken full words in a long, long time. It hurt. Most things did, these days.
    Tenna took a moment, straightening himself out before responding. He held the pocket knife between his thumb and forefinger. The silver blade was stained from repeated use.
    “Go on.” He said.

    SpamCoffin AU. Spamton begs Tenna to change things. It goes as well as you'd expect.

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    02 Oct 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Okay. Look, I wasn’t totally bullshitting. I’m not really much of an actor. But that’s not…” He gritted his teeth, fingers curling into the leather of Tenna’s chair. “Tenna. You’re… at least three times my size.” Tenna tilted his head in confusion.
    “I know?” he said.
    “Yeah, but- Look, I read the script. And that fight… Do you, uh… really think that’s gonna be believable?” Tenna’s screen flickered.
    “Oh!” he said suddenly, clapping his hands as the realization hit him. “I see!” Spamton let out a relieved sigh, his smile falling back into place.
    “See what I mean? You’re gonna need someone closer to your weight class. I mean, obviously I could take ya’ in a more magical fight-” He definitely couldn’t but Tenna chose not to comment, “-but the way this one’s scripted, I don’t think it’s gonna work out.”

    OR: Tenna desperately wants to bring Spamton into one of his narrative episodes, but Spamton's not having it. Upon learning that his concern is with a fight-scene in the climax of the script, Tenna takes it upon himself to assuage his worries by teaching him the basics of stage combat. They both have more fun than they expected.

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    01 Oct 2025

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    Spamton’s roots were growing out. It took a while for Tenna to notice, or maybe it just took a while to happen. His body was so different now, hard plastic where there had once been soft feathers, gaping, empty sockets that had once held sharp eyes. Static and unchanging. Wounds that would have once healed with time now had to be carefully repaired and his blood was no longer a familiar, humanizing red. He was a doll in more than just appearance. And, like a doll, his hair didn’t grow. Or at least, it hadn't.

    OR: Tenna notices that Spamton's stopped dying his hair, despite how vital he knows it was to him. He tries to help without completely ruining whatever fragile truce they've managed to construct.

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    18 Sep 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 41

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    The shadow crystals may be a harmless trinket to a lightener, but has the potential to break a darkener's mind and body. Spamton learns this the hard way, when his benefactor decides it's time to run a new experiment.

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    13 Sep 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 13

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    What a joke his life is, that the one individual who designed the body he so desperately obsessed with is the one who is now the owner of Tenna’s affection. Someone more artistic than him would call it poetic and maybe write an essay about it, but Spamton only feels something disgusting bubbling at his throat. Look at Spamton, isn’t that so pathetic? The one he desperately tries to pretend he got over with is now the lover of the one who created the other object of his obsession. Comedy special.

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    Tenna comes back, and with a new Lover. The Lightner who created Neo.

    And Spamton Spirals.

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    26 Aug 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 47

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    Battat finally feels that he is hot on the trail to finding out who the REAL Mike is through his weekly therapy sessions with Tenna! But, when Battat starts probing him for answers about a mysterious mailman from his past, he finds himself unraveling more questions than answers.

    (AKA my excuse to write Big Shot era Spamtenna sandwiched between Battenna and Polymike fluff.)

    Story jumps between past and present.

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    08 Aug 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 29

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    A puppet, out of time. A host, with even less of it.

    Spurred into action, watching the Lord of Screens descend into the murky depths below TV world, Spamton scrambles to find him and tumbles down as well.

    A melancholic waltz down memory lane, leading two damaged souls towards understanding more about a night that haunts them both.

    Please, do enjoy.

     

    (A big thanks to my friend fishysituation on bsky for hyping me up and going over the rough draft with me for fun!)

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    08 Aug 2025

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Tenna was on the decline.

    If he wanted to keep his name in lights, he would be forced to get a little help from an up and coming big name in Cyber City. While not particularly impressed by their first meeting, Tenna knows that this “Spamton” fella was his best chance of getting with the times or risk being left behind.

    All he needed was a little guidance and all of that little mailman’s secrets to success. He would bring him in, give him a little sweet talk, stroke his ego, and get the guy to sing like a canary.

    He’d been in this business a long time, while Spamton was just getting started.

    This would be too easy, he thought.

    But soon, he would realize that Spamton was a more worthy rival than he’d first suspected, looking to take just as much from him and more. The question was: who would win?

    Who could play the long game,

    And make it out to the other side in one piece?

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    28 Jul 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 37

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    Traceback:
    A debugging tool used with Python to analyze a point of failure in one's code.

    or:

    A smile is the first step towards selling your wares to the customer, because it starts with selling yourself.

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    21 Jul 2025

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.

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    06 Jul 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 13

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    After being fired from his embassy and rejecting White's offer to team up, Black becomes a bartender to make ends meet. Unfortunately his former rival can't let him go that easily

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    07 Jun 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 13

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    Based on the comic where Black Spy read a book called "Victory Thru Non Violence." I thought it was a interesting book for him to choose and wanted to expand on it.

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    24 May 2025

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