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Lucifer had known that getting along with Alastor wasn’t going to be easy, but he hadn’t thought it would be this hard, either. And for the record, Lucifer had been more than prepared to cut him some major, major slack. Waking up to learn that you had no eyeballs left to speak of and that you were effectively under house arrest until your only chance of ever seeing again had recovered enough to try to pull off a literal miracle in Hell would have been a hard pill for anyone to swallow, let alone for someone with the personality of a wet cat. Frankly, Lucifer isn't even sure why he cares so much. If Alastor wants to handle things himself, then so be it.
After all, it's not like he's the guy's keeper.
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- English
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04 Aug 2026
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When Alastor feels his second-death approaching, what will be the cost of his survival? A Deal with the Devil is not to be taken lightly.
Will the lines drawn between power, pride, and insatiable greed blur? What happens to Alastor when touch - a once repugnant, disgusting thing - becomes a fueling addiction?Who can Alastor trust if he cannot truly trust himself?
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- English
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- 146,426
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 2
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02 Aug 2026
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Betting on Redemption by Jill_Klein
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
20 Aug 2026
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What happens when Heaven and Hell are forced to play by the same rules?
Lucifer Morningstar makes a dangerous bet with Sera: twelve chosen souls will live as powerless humans on Earth for an entire year. Crammed together in a refurbished warehouse, they must survive the pain and euphoria of the relentless temptations human life without committing a single deadly sin.
One impulsive slip, one lustful kiss, one burst of wrath... and the stakes are high.
With prideful professors, flirtatious artists, grumpy baristas, and perfectly poised good–Samaritans, the real question isn’t who will sin… but how long they can resist.
Let the countdown begin.- Language:
- English
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- 227/?
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28 May 2026
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- English
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- 271,791
- Chapters:
- 40/40
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23 Mar 2026
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“Are you- I’ll destroy you, you fucking twink!” Vox practically shrieked, voice coming to it’s crescendo.
Alastor sat up, grinning up at him before rising to his feet and brushing himself off lazily.
“You do an awful lot of talking for a ‘higher being’ that’s supposed to be ‘destroying me.’”
tldr; alastor unintentionally summons vox, then proceeds to ragebait him
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11 Feb 2026
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Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.
He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"
Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.
Everyone else has to deal with the consequences.
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- English
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- 17,231
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- 6/?
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07 Feb 2026
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Let's Make a Deal by InuVampireChan for tordo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Feb 2025
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It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me."
To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that.
What's one deal? They're not betting souls here.
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- Part 1 of The Heavenly Order
- Language:
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- 275,001
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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04 Feb 2026
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The deal is broken, the curse is gone. Alastor and Lucifer are settling into their engaged life, starting to plan for their wedding.
However, something is going on with Alastor’s body and it will quickly become clear that Father had more in store for the Radio Demon than just keeping him alive for Lucifer’s sake.Meanwhile, Roo is still hellbent on accomplishing their end goal....
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- 184,449
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- 33
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17 Jan 2026
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Vantage Point Universe by Aggie2011, Arlothia
Fandom Supernatural, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jun 2024
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16 Oct 2020
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Clint Barton is sent to kill a young girl named Natalia Romanova. He makes a different call.
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24 Mar 2013
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Clint and Natasha go undercover to try to stop a plot to kill thousands. The mission parameters are simple enough, until they aren't.
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11 Dec 2012
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10 Dec 2012