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Kenny is a famous C.E.O who finds himself at his brother's wedding getting screamed at by none other than his grandfather for being the only one in the family who doesn't have a lover.
As the ceremony drags on he gets to know a beautiful stranger that might be just the end of him.
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Having to cross dress like the beautiful Marjorie to help a famous C.E.O get his grandfather off his back while also being the assistant of the rival company has never been one of butters best talents and when he starts to actually fall for the C.E.O , he really starts believing his end is near.Or
Business proposal x bunny
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A Life Without Regrets by naqaashi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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After his death at the first siege of the Burial Mounds, Wei Wuxian is thrown back in time to when he was nine years old, just before Jiang Fengmian took him to Lotus Pier with its wavering affection and unpayable mountain of debts. He decides to take the second chance he has been offered, to live freely and without regrets.
As it turns out, a life without regrets involves:
1. Avoiding all attempts to be adopted so you can launch your career as a rogue-cultivating-assassin, while
2. Juggling a hit-list comprised of the cultivation world’s Who’s Who, and
3. Desperately missing your not-boyfriend who picked the worst ever timing to confess his undying love for you.Murder and mayhem to follow.
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Ready 💚
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Sue liked to think of herself as someone who wasn’t totally miserable, and found fun in a lot of activities — telling or hearing a good joke, eating a tub of ice cream, watching the first ice hockey game of the season. But joining Emily’s amateur production of As You Like It, due to open in six weeks at the local theatre, was nowhere on her list of fun pastimes.
(In which Sue discovers the joys of iambic pentameter, confronts long-repressed emotional issues, and tries to figure out how to pretend to be in love with your best friend for theatrical purposes without acknowledging that you're actually already in love with your best friend. Not necessarily in that order.)
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Did You Know? Gods Of Death Love Flowers by Tuzi_Dianxia
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2025
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In the beginning, there was nothing. No light, no sound, perhaps there was no world at all.
The being in the coffin was without form; void. Desolate emptiness, darkness not just simply upon, it was.
The being had long since drifted away into the far recesses of its own mind. What use was there in staying in that nothing world? Could it even be described as a world? As anything? No. All it was was a sea of pain and grief. An amalgamative mass of nothing but agony.
Or: Xie Lian ascends as the god of death while trapped in the coffin. After nearly a century of darkness, suffering, then a realm of escape fabricated from his own mind, he doesn’t know how to cope with the sudden introduction of his past and present reality. However, things begin to look up when he meets a fellow Ghost. One that reminds him of what it’s like to live, and love.
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Finished ch 7
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Dark Matter Multiverse by mysterycyclone
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Dec 2025
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BOOMSHAKALAKA YES GAWWWWD
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Now Watch Me Flip the Script by RoseWaterTears
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Oct 2024
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What happens when Bakugou continues to get disregarded and even shamed for how he is? What happens when the baku-squad all come forward with bullshit and trauma they've had to deal with in life, all the incidents that led them to see the gross vileness in the world? They decide to branch off from UA and hero society to enact their own justice.
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When Bakugou got kidnapped their first year, it was absolute Hell, and yet, possibly one of the best things that had ever happened to him. Sure, dealing with that stank breath Dabi was not a walk in the park, nor did he appreciate the knife play that the twin bun bitch wanted to do with him.
But they actually took the muzzle off of him when he wanted them to, despite knowing how foul-mouthed he was. Not like at the sports festival where he was chained and made to shut his mouth like a rabid animal. And during the time he was gone, tucked away in some damp and musty basement, he had a lot of time to think.
Why the fuck the villain group that took him from ‘safety’ treating him better than the heroes that were supposed to help him for a better future? Two plus two ain’t equaling four.
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John is very good at not attracting vampires' attention. Until he isn't.
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- Part 1 of Vamplocked
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“What happened to your assessment of him as my rent boy? Hypocritical of you to…indulge in him after casting it as an aspersion.”
Daniel inhales, instantly prepared to use words, words, words to help Rashid save face and also save his own ass because that’s his fucking forté. “My mistake. Your semi-estranged companion and extremely astute business partner used me as a glorified sex toy last night, and it turns out I hardcore needed to be objectified. I doubt this will come as a shock, but that worked wonders for my aging, ailing ego. I, uh…” He shoots a deferential sidelong glance at Rashid, who’s giving him a guarded look. “Wouldn’t mind if it happened again, but that’s at his discretion.”
Louis gives Rashid a look that sits somewhere at the crossroads of amusement, bafflement, and contempt. Razor-edged panic flares in Daniel’s stomach; he has no idea why such a specific cocktail of emotion should get to him when it’s aimed straight past him at someone else.
“Let me have this, Louis,” Rashid says with quiet urgency, his grasp on Daniel’s shoulder tightening. “He’ll be gone soon enough as it is.”
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If Merlin and Gwaine keep this up, maybe their lovely host will be inspired to let them go.
If it was peace and quiet he was after, he should’ve chosen someone else to kidnap.
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They tumbled into reality from the Upside Down, and they hit the ground running. Driving to Illinois with his ex-girlfriend, his best friend, and Eddie Munson, Steve felt all the supernatural puzzle pieces finally coming together. Maybe for his last time.
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- Part 3 of steddie head over heels
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Wikus manages to find a place to hide after escaping MNU, a barren shack among thousands. You'd think that would make him difficult to find but you'd be wrong, thanks to little Oliver.
He ultimately finds himself on the Poleepkwa's home planet for three Earth years. Luckily, he has better things to do than getting attached to his new life.
Right?
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- Part 1 of D9 Stories
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District 9-Wikus,Christopher and Oliver
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A Taste of Your Own Venom by Crimsoncat (Crimson_cat)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Mar 2021
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After your good deed goes severely punished, your world goes from the fast track to just barely eeking out a shadow of existence. You escape into a multiplayer video game only to befriend a man who is as bitter about life as you. However, unlike you, he intends to do something about it.
Should you cling to the tattered threads of your morality or just let everything unravel?
Shigaraki Tomura x Reader
Update: March 21st, 2021 - "Season 1" (up through chapter 239 of the manga) of this story is complete as of chapter 48. "Season 2" expected in 2023.
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i could be blind (i'd still sing about your shade of black) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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“You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”
“Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–
“Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"- Language:
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“You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”
“Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–
“Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"i could be blind (i'd still sing about your shade of black) by otooga (olooga)
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The Best Laid Plans by Cis4brooke, Magnolia_Rossa, ynnej2198
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
05 Jan 2025
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Plans go awry all over the place.
WARNING: This is a non-canon pairing story (Anthony/Pen/Fife). If you can’t fathom these characters with anyone but their canon spouses, then DO NOT read this story because it is NOT for you. Please do us all a favor and scroll right by it without clicking. I unlocked the comments on this one, so let’s all try to be adults. Not a fan? Move along.
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Es más un comienzo que una historia completa.
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Cointreau (my orange liqueur) by LIDDLEINTHEMIDDLE (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
27 Sep 2024
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“So, let me get this straight,” Cloud says exasperatedly. “I fuck you once. For several weeks you have been thinking about it and trying to draw it but you couldn’t remember what I looked like. And you want me to, what, strip so you can try again ?”
“No, no, I haven’t been thinking about us fucking,” Genesis clarifies. “I hardly remember that. I remember you and...light. There was light that struck you so beautifully the scene wouldn’t leave me. And I’d actually prefer you keep your clothes on. I’d only like to sketch your face to be sure I don’t forget.”
“That’s…” Cloud’s nose scrunches even harder, and it’s quite cute. “…arguably weirder.”
“Never said it wasn’t,” Genesis admits with humor. “I’m not exactly stable, but seeing as you fucked me, you probably aren’t either.”
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Cointreau is a brand of orange-flavoured triple sec liqueur produced in Saint-Barthélemy-d'Anjou, France. It is consumed as an apéritif and digestif, and is a component of several well-known cocktails. It was originally called Curaçao Blanco Triple Sec. Despite the orange bottle, Cointreau is colourless.
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saturday, saturday, saturday by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.
Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.
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Set at the Monastery in between heists.
Sick and tired of the Professor and Lisbon’s constant bickering while preparing for the Bank of Spain heist, the gang come up with a competition to pit them against each other. But who will win?
Written for Serquel Week 2025. Inspirational quote: “Either we both win, or we both lose!”
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Bruce doesn’t have a soulmark, and Clark doesn’t have a soulmark, on an Earth where everyone has a soulmark. Somewhere in there is a simple solution. Somewhere to that solution is an overcomplicated journey. Surely two of the world’s leading superheroes will not take the overcomplicated route?
Surely not?
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- Part 1 of in a million planets
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the batkids? check. diana? check. j’onn j’onnz being goated? check. superbat being so helplessly in love but also so repressed and so avoidant? check. middle-aged man yaoi? check check check. wow. everything, everything. just perfect.
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A story of friends who become lovers… but one of them is Santa Claus.
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Santaaaa
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When Draco left the Magical World behind at nineteen, he didn't expect the cusp of thirty would find him comfortable and secure, with a stable life and a successful career as a sex columnist. Stable, that is, until he meets the subject of his newest column -- a stranger calling himself James, who has dragged them both to Ibiza on a sex quest of epic proportions -- and everything Draco ever knew turns upside down all over again.
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