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Kiss me until my tears sever by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Jul 2023
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He wouldn’t say he was homesick, per say… he didn’t have a home to be sick of. But being so far away from everything he knew, on his birthday?
It was a little depressing, to say the least.
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Or, Technoblade spends his first birthday in space as a free man getting railed by BBC (big birdman cock)
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Truth is reserved, Lies are relative (and love is restricting) by 60xSleeping_Aroundx09
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Original Work
05 Jul 2023
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Waking up as Technoblade's humanized avatar is awesome and all, but I could use miss being left alone... Why is my non-existent social skills attracting all these weird aliens?
Everyone knows humans are deathworlders, as they always are fighting each other and live on earth... which has a much higher gravity than the standard galactic one, meaning they are stronger then almost anything aliens can use against them.
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- Part 1 of Reincarnation Sucks
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Finally, after all the struggles, after all the fear and pain, they made it to the Hybrid Rescue Center. Now they could rest and recover and heal....
Oooooor maybe not.
Alternatively: They may have managed to make it the safety of the center, but Phil has a long way to go before he's healed
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Prompt: Origins SMP
He shouldn't be listening to the bug man. Why was he listening to the bug man. No. Don't listen to the bug man trying to scam you.
Techno hummed, "You sure?" he finally asked, because of course. Yeah, he wasn't falling for any scam. Bug man wasn't getting shit out of him. But… just to be sure.
"...Yeah? I live around here, dude. I think I'd know if there was a whole-ass kingdom around."
or: techno gets horribly lost. sneeg finds him.
(title from The Water is Fine by Chloe Ament)Series
- Part 7 of SBI Summer Bingo 2023
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Technoblade was yanked out of his thoughts by thousands of warning screeches ringing through his head, disrupting the usual hum. He winced and looked up, realizing he had been about to enter a small clearing.
A ring of yellow flowers grew innocently in the center. Technoblade tensed, gripping the hilt of his sword upon seeing the creature standing within the circle.
A high fae.
Finally, he had found what he came here for.
Or: Technoblade is a 500 year old human cursed to live in eternal torment by a fae. To fix this problem, he seeks out the Queen of the Seelie court.
He might just find something more valuable along the way.
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Techno is human in space cuz dats cooool.
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READ THE FUCKING TAGS FOR TWS
Prompt: Space AUTommy got the suit on. The oxygen tank was full. He had the job of preparing them, and making sure the tanks were still pressurized and shit. Of course it was full.
Tommy walked past the room. Honestly, he hoped someone would notice him walking by with a big, dumbass, bulky suit and stop him.
or: tommy finally has a job on the ship
(title from The Moon Song by beabadoobee & Oscar Lang. again.)Series
- Part 2 of SBI Summer Bingo 2023
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Phil thinks Techno is a gun for hire but he is just a simple little guy your honor (actually he is not)
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Emperor Technoblade needs to partake in a meeting with a bunch of nobles to go over new laws. Philza, his advisor, has to acompany him to the meeting. Nobles get threatened along the way.
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Philza turns into a crow to mess with noblesSeries
- Part 43 of unconnected DSMP fics
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“Of course not. You can’t even understand me,” Techno laughed dryly, edging on manic. “I don’t even know why I was trying. This is all pointless and I’m going to die alone in space from some sketchy alien experiment and no one’s ever going to know what happened to me!”
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Techno tries to escape the aliens that abducted him from Earth and ends up on another alien space ship, but at least these ones seem friendly.
Written for SBI Summer Bingo 2023 prompt language barrier
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- Part 8 of SBI Summer Bingo 2023
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Of Endermen and Piglin by FalcoSparverius
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP, Dream SMP
19 Jun 2023
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An offering for Peer-pressure Week 2k23
Day 1) Farming/Gardening/Apocalypse Au
Day 2) Letter/Notes/Prison/Prison break
Day 3) Royalty Au/Magic/Supernatural
Day 4) Dadnoblade+babyboo/Adoption
Day 5) Execution/ Syndicate
Day 6) Origins SMP/ Limbo
Day 7) Uncle Techno+Micheal/NightmaresSee beginning of chapters for content warnings.
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Amongst the Flowers by itsgono
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Jun 2023
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Tommy, a fairy, manages to escape the captivity he's lived in for years. He happens to find his way into a kind gardeners' greenhouse.
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C!tommy got beaten to death by dream and met mumza and she transport him to another universe, but before that mumza made him an angel a beautiful strong angel
What would go wrong BOOM zombie apocalypse yep I’m one of those types :)
And no, this will not be a MCD bc I can’t write those and also I’m a sucker for fluff and a little bit of angst (can’t guarantee what little bit in portion it is).I might push to update this more frequently then my last fic *looks at plans at re-continuing it* I might re-continue it but it depends on how burnt out I am.
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Technoblade and Philza share a prison cell. It goes poorly for Techno. Phil feels bad at the end.
Part 2 up now!!
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- Part 1 of Partition
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Part 2 of Grounded (please read that first for this to make sense)
Philza tries to form a better relationship while he waits for Wilbur and Tommy to show up. Technoblade is traumatized and suspicious.
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- Part 2 of Partition
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Wilbur Soot lived his life as quietly as a well sought after musician could. He lived with his father and brother on their small farm and foraged in the nearby woods for whatever goods he could.
He liked his simple life. He didn't wish for adventure or excitement.
Really, he didn't.
It didn't seem like the blond fae child in the clearing agreed. Instead, he treated Wilbur like the most fascinating thing in the world.
Wilbur thought Sunshine and his world were fascinating too.
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“I Could’ve Have Been Anyone Else But You Made The Choice For Me” by Anonymous for fallentheatre
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Jun 2023
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Don’t be fooled by the soft smile, don’t be fooled by the kind eyes your see don’t be fooled by the soft voice it’s a lie it all an act he’s like a Venus flytrap He looks like you wouldn’t hurt but By the time you realise he’s already closed his mouth around you
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Possessive Fae Tommy want a family and the other SBI just so happen to be perfect family material
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Every Friday is preening day in the Craft home. That way, the family's wings can stay healthy and prim. One little problem: Techno is a human, unlike his foster family. Surely, this will not cause any weird, unresolved feelings of unbelonging.
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Techno doesn't mind working the night shift. Less people to interact with. Sadly, he still meets weird people. Like this Phil guy. Well, maybe meeting Phil isn't so bad.
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In a world where demons and humans live together, Phil is new to earth. Luckily, he meets Techno, who becomes his friend.Or or:
Emerald duo meetSeries
- Part 41 of unconnected DSMP fics
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Pink Hair = Rare Human by AnnaRaeBanana for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jun 2023
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"His focus has been entirely taken up by the long, matted pink hair falling into the human’s eyes.
Ranboo stares at it, and his thought process goes like this:
Pink sheep are rare sheep. Their wool is naturally pink. Niki dyes her hair pink; the roots showing. This human’s hair is full-on pink. It’s naturally pink. Again, pink sheep are rare sheep. Wool. Hair. Rare.
Conclusion? This pink-haired human is a rare human.
And Ranboo collects rare things."
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Ender Dragon hybrid Ranboo accidentally gets captured and meets pink-haired Technoblade the human and, upon having a few realizations, decides that this human is now his and part of his hoard. This is how he gets the human back home to his cave.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN HUMOR AND HURT/COMFORT.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 13 of DSMP Oneshots/Mini Stories