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    After a nightmare about how his parents abandoned him in the woods, Wilbur is there to comfort Techno. The fae don't enjoy seeing what is theirs being hurt, after all.

    SBI Whumptober prompts: Nightmares + Traumatic flashbacks
    AI-less Whumptober prompts: PTSD + Truth serum + "Why wasn't I enough?"

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    Prompt: Crows
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    “I know! It’s awful! There’s nothing to do! Steve’s the only one who will play with me. Mom’s mean,” Techno frowns. The crow hops closer to Techno’s foot and Techno slowly pats its head. He smiles when the crow jumps and knocks its head against Techno’s hand and relaxes when Techno resumes petting it. “I wish I could be like you one day and fly away,” Techno whispers, praying that his Mom isn’t listening in on him right now.

    The crow hops away from Techno’s hand and moves to stand at the still-open window. “What are you–” The crow lets out a loud CAW! and Techno winces. His mom definitely heard that. Techno nudges the creature out onto the ledge and shuts the window. “I’m sorry, but I can’t let her think you were in here or she’ll kill you.” The crow pecks the closed window. As though he were annoyed that he was locked out and was patiently waiting to be let back in.
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    Techno has been stuck in his room for years. His mom's a bit... crazy and she doesn't like to see Techno outside of his room or letting anything in. But... it gets lonely, and a little crow just wanted attention. Nothing will come of it. Right?

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    Very little is known about humans. Every culture tells different tales of them, and they are depicted as everything from feral savages to crafty predators. Across the galaxy, it's widely accepted that, once set on a path, humans are hard to stop and harder to kill. No one truly realized just how much damage a human can take without slowing down. Well, the Hardcore is a privateering ship, and they manage to get into more trouble than most. Eventually, they're bound to figure out the limits of their new human crewmember. …if he has any.

    Or: 5 times Technoblade takes a painful injury with far less than the appropriate response and 1 time he reveals that years ago he willingly submitted to what should have been certain death.

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    “Shit.. SHIT” he yelled.
    “I—I messed up..”
    “He’s gone.. They really took him from me. THEY TOOK HIM!”

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    Someone steals Wilbur away from Techno.
    Techno finds a way to get his brother back.

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    Techno was trapped, caged, locked up in this new stupid cell in who knows where in space with aliens because, oh yeah, that’s a thing now.
    Ever since he was abducted by these things who-knows-how-long ago he’s been living in cages and eating the weird space mush or whatever his new captors give him.
    So now he lays with the bone-deep exhaustion that comes with the realization that he will never be home. The kind that he could only survive with thanks to determination and spite.
    It’ll be a cold day in hell before he gives these alien fucks anything, including answers.

    Or, Emerald duo in space what will they do?

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    Prompt: Monsters
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    “Stop worrying, mate,” Phil laughs, “I’ve got everything.” Phil begins to unpack the tent and supplies and shivers slightly at the cool air. “Is our fire pit still there?” He asks Techno as he starts setting up the tent. The fall air was cold against his cheek and Phil’s teeth chatter slightly as Techno looks for their fire pit.

    “It’s gone, Dad,” Techno calls back. Weird, someone must’ve filled it in. He’ll have to set up a game camera or something to see who’s trespassing.

    “Ah, well, we can make a new one, I have the small shovel, do you want to–”

    “I wanna set up the tent, last time you did it, it blew away.” Techno grabs the stakes from Phil’s hands and Phil laughs.

    “It’s not my fault!”
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    Phil is taking his son out on a camping trip before it snows and they can't do it. Techno will be graduating that December and Phil couldn't be more proud of his son. The sunset was always prettiest over the meadow above the cliff. Nothing ever goes wrong on camping trips, so they'll be just fine!
    Right?

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    “You know… I think blood would wash off your lips, too.”

    Dream brings a corpse home, and Technoblade is perhaps a little too normal about it.

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    Humans are, objectively, not especially more strange than any other species in the galaxy. Billions of years of evolution create some unique beings, to put it lightly.

    Upon meeting a human for the first time a few things will likely stick out as weird compared to most aliens—how they can be equal parts fragile and resilient, scarily intelligent while easily stressed to sickness, and needing a ridiculous amount of water and food and oxygen for a species that seems set on crying it all out. It’s odd, even for aliens perhaps. But everyone gets used to it eventually, like they do with all species.

    It’s too bad that humans are /really/ not made to survive in space though. And that Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy only know as much about humans as Techno has shared with them. Which certainly isn't enough for this situation...

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    “You are lucky they kept the two of you together,” She glanced at him and the eight-year-old next to him, “Most siblings are separated, to not attract attention.”

    Wilbur tightened his grip, “Tommy is staying with me. He has to.”

    “I wouldn’t leave your side Wilbur, not ever,” Tommy promised, meaning it as every bit as Wilbur did. It would take a lot more than Hannah’s files to separate them, Tommy was the only thing WIlbur had left.

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    or, Wilbur and Tommy are faeries who are forced to stay with Techno and Philza, a father and son in the mortal world

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    The last time a human was seen outside of the Virgo supercluster, Phil hadn't even hatched yet. That didn't mean it wasn't a species he recognized on sight. After the most disastrous first contact in remembered history, the galaxy where Earth was situated had been cordoned off with a highly secure perimeter only scientists, diplomats, and the occasional political party were allowed to pass. For all intents and purposes, there should never be a human outside of that border.

    There shouldn't be, but Phil was looking at one.

    SBI Whumptober prompts: Reluctantly accepting help + Fish out of water + Auction
    AI-less Whumptober prompts: Panic attacks + Dissociation

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    He curses himself for his recklessness.

     

    A busier stall would have been easier to swipe from, like the jewellery one he had been staking out, but he didn’t want to go through Dream this time to get food. The bread had smelled so, so good.

     

    Honestly, they should take it as a fucking complement. Tommy thought it looked good enough to die for, because if he is caught there is no doubt he would indeed be killed.

     

    “Thief!”

     

    Fuck off.

     

    ~~~

     

    Tommy goes on a bread run. It does not go as planned.

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    Hi!

    I have, like at least fifteen ideas of Techno and Phil prompts, AUs and stuff. They live in my head rent free. So here I'll be giving them an outlet. If somebody gets inspired by any of these, let me know I'd love to read that ^^

    Feel free to use any part of those
    (you can expect like 1000-2000 words every other week in here)

    Stay creative people

    CHAPTER 1;
    Techno found a certain someone in his kitchen.
    Phil is a trained assassin, who got injured during a mission and he wanted to lay down low in some abandoned house. Turns out the house isn't as empty as he previously thought.

    CHAPTER 2;
    When you're not exactly the person you should give traumatize individuals to. At least that's Techno's opinion. World study.

    CHAPTER 3;
    Phil's got kidnapped on accident at it kind of might be his fault.

    CHAPTER 4;
    Just some dialogue prompts and ideas I had

    CHAPTER 5;
    Techno's pov, quick drabble and au study about criptid/angel Phil, idk, read if you want to know

    CHAPTER 6;
    Phil's POV, he panics in custody after saving his crew. (short)

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    Techno is the only human on a ship of 3 aliens. He usually wears his hair in a braid. One morning he doesn’t. It causes panic for the aliens.

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    "Tommy must have noticed the flicker of pain that etched across Wilbur's face, as his smile softened into pity. His wings slightly stretched as he took a deep breath, sliding to the floor. "We'll be alright, okay?" He muttered. His words were quiet and soft, a contrast to his loud entrance.

    Wilbur failed to believe it. If he couldn't make it out of the prison safely, Tommy certainly couldn't escape either. But who was he to crush Tommy's dreams? The blonde was the only type of hope he's gotten ever since he was thrown in this cell. All he could do was look out for him until the day they separated."

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    Wilbur and Tommy are two avians who get locked up in a prison by hunters and they get along well despite their contrasting personalities,,, they also bond with two other sillies

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    Hargrans: A terrifying species that has only recently started to appear in the Myn'Capht Galaxy. Almost every scientific interaction with the rabid species have resulted in the death of the researchers.
    Techno Blade has been in space for three years. He's known and worked with Philza for two. Together, they salvage scraps and abandoned ships for parts to sell. Sometimes they make deliveries of questionable nature for extra emeralds. So when Philza picks up a package for Bri'antra, they don't give it much thought. Until a stowaway starts causing trouble.
    Tommy, meanwhile, is just trying to find his brother.

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    Technoblade is emperor of the Antarctic Empire. But responsibilities keep piling until he almost breaks under them. Philza may not be human, but he can see his best friend struggeling. So, they leave.

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    Techno is not having a good time, so Philza opens a portal to another universe

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    “Are we in a horror movie?” Wilbur asked, although he wasn’t scared for himself. He sent a fearful glance back at Tommy sound fully asleep.

    “If we are,” Techno slowly turned his head to look at his twin, “you die so Tommy and I can make it out of here.”

    “What?” Wilbur scoffed, reaching forward to flick Techno’s forehead. “You stay back and fight whatever’s after us! You have an actual chance of surviving.” Despite it being a joke, both knew they would do anything to make sure Tommy got out alive.

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    Or Techno, Wilbur, & Tommy are siblings and come across an old vampire who decides to adopt them

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    The water was a little colder than the evening before, giving Techno goosebumps as he advanced further in.

    When the water reached his hips he pushed himself onto his surfboard and began to paddle, further than he usually would, but careful he was still able to see the shore. Allowing himself to appreciate the moment he stopped and sat up.

    It was a beautiful day, despite how early it was, the sun was shining brightly, making Techno thank all gods that he didn’t forget to put on sunscreen. Waiting for a good wave he heard something behind him akin to a gasp.
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    or; Techno was just planning on enjoying his vacation surfing, hopefully not getting burned by the sun. What he did not expect, however, was to gain a family along the way. (featuring; imagine that one meme with the calm person (Phil and Techno) holding a crazy person (Tommy and Wilbur) on a leash)

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    "Wilbur, no."

    "But he'd be a good addition to our team." Wilbur argued standing up and facing the remainder of his group as Tommy continued to eat the jerky. It still had flavor somehow, some sort of apple bacon flavor.

    "He's a dog. We have ourselves and that's it. We don't need a dog."

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    Or: Dog shifter Tommy learns it's better to stay in his shifted form during the apocalypse because the zombies don't bother him. The other shifters who take him in have learned the same.

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