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You Push, I Pull, We Both End Up Falling by Shineyybean for ollicrillix
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
12 Aug 2026
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Grace is pushing forty, still working the same old job as a biology teacher at a private San Francisco high school. His life is pretty unassuming. Mundane at best.
At least until he meets his new coworker Simon, the twenty-something PE teacher who is hellbent on seducing him.
Not that Grace would need much persuading. Only, he's a bit too oblivious.Grace shouldn’t have come here again.
It’s a horrible idea. The worst one, really.
But if it is so wrong, why does the thought of it have to feel so good?
Simon leans against the cold, white tile of the teacher showers.
“You can’t seriously stand there and tell me you’ve never even thought about it,” Simon mutters, resting his head on the wall, damp hair falling onto his face.
Grace gulps, hard. He should leave. Turn back and pretend none of this ever happened. That would be for the best.
But he doesn’t.
“I have,” he nods. His lust clouds his judgement, and he speaks without contemplating it first. “I’m thinking of it right now, actually.”
Simon smirks.
“And are you gonna do something about that, Mr. Grace?”Fic illustrated by ollicrillix.
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14 Sep 2026
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And oh, someone will come running (and I know they'll take you home) by WhothefelsewantedtobeLynNyx
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
19 Sep 2026
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The joke dies on my lips. Carl is alone.
“What’s going on?” I manage, the words sounding small and lame in the wake of the quip they’d been so rudely shoved into place of. Carl shakes his head.
“We’re going into lockdown, Dr. Grace. Eva Stratt is not aboard the ship.”
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What happens when the world’s most powerful woman goes missing, leaving a middle school teacher and his merry band of geniuses to pick up the pieces? And what will they do to get her back?
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13 Sep 2026
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Various drabbles from the 2024 Whumptober lineup (which is so PHM-coded), these are the ones that I plan to do, but this list may change
- Day 4: Hallucinations
- Day 8: Sleep deprivation
- Day 12: Starvation
- Day 17: Nowhere else to go
- Day 20: Emotional angst
- Day 21/22: Bleeding through bandages/body horror
- Day 24: Radiation poisoning- Language:
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11 Sep 2026
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Now and at the Hour of Our Death by orchardkeeper
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Sep 2026
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Grace was so relieved when Rocky suggested he consume taumoeba to keep himself from starving on their journey to Erid. However, when Grace attempts to ingest the little aliens, all hell breaks loose in his digestive system. Rocky and Grace deal with the fallout and rally to keep Grace from certain death by starvation. Oh, and there's this weird tension growing between them...
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Rated Teen for graphic discussion of illness and medical procedures.
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10 Sep 2026
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gracerocky nsfw art dump by kj_symes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Sep 2026
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Collection of my art featuring Grace with (mostly) Ortiz!Rocky crushing his ass and cock into dust
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07 Aug 2026
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False Friends by IvyLee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that sounds similar to a word in your own, but differs significantly in meaning. No word in any Eridian language could possibly be mistaken for English. But Erid absolutely has false friends.
In his right mind, Grace would easily identify the mistaken assumptions inhibiting his integration on Erid. They are:
1: A molecular biologist and a sapient rock can cobble together translation software that reflects the etymological nuance of an entire alien language.
2: Eridians are enough like humans to have an Area 51 and look forward to using it.Unfortunately, Grace hasn’t been in his right mind in years.
OR: a ‘Return to Erid’ story where Grace struggles to touch down alone.
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- Part 1 of The Gift Receipt Rockimatic Universe
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02 Jun 2026
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Dear Mr. Grace by bicycling24
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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When Mr. Grace doesn't return to Grover Cleveland Middle School for the new school year, his students find out what really happened to him.
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01 Jun 2026
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No Rest for the Wicked by HeartAway
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 May 2026
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“Eva Stratt, you are under arrest.”
She wonders what they’ll charge her with as they place the handcuffs around her wrists. Environmental destruction, certainly. Extortion and racketeering? Probably. Someone could make the case for smuggling—it would be interesting if they got her on piracy. She turns to give her final good-byes, and her heart stops.
“Ryland Grace, you are under arrest.”
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Eva Stratt was prepared to be the world's scapegoat. She'd angered too many people and skirted too many rules not to be. She didn't expect Ryland Grace to get arrested right alongside her.
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28 May 2026
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PHM but it’s written by ONE unfunny teenager with minor contributions from THREE slightly funnier teenagers. Also my English teacher is literally Grace but not blonde, a middle school teacher, or in space so some of this dialogue is quotes from him #myepicteacher
Anyways.
“ She picked Grace because she was reading one of his old essays, one about why we need to make all men pregnant. At his old school, where he published the essay, they all booed loudly and threw rocks and wet fish at him. That's why his life went so downhill and he had to be a middle school teacher. The last choice of job for anybody on earth. Many such cases”
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22 May 2026
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someday you will find me by ForestDivinity
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up, goes to work, feels the rain on his face, teaches his students, cries over the galaxy, and dreams about a rock.
Wait.
What's that last one all about?
There is a feeling in the back of his head like he's forgetting something. Is he forgetting something?
Is he forgetting something again?
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22 May 2026
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Alien on Erid by citipatii
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Jun 2026
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[ The day the alien was brought to Erid was stressful for everyone. So stressful that, everyone seemed to forget, twenty-two Eridians never came home. ]
HELLO ASH NATION !!!! i cannot believe how much love you guys have for my silly little germaphobe rock !!!! i'm so excited to start making this mini series omg
please note this is my first time ever posting on Ao3 !!! (long time reader tho) i plan to make this series just a collection of scenes/events that entail Ash's adjustment to an Erid that houses a weird squishy space blob + little parts of his backstory too !! i really hope you all enjoy reading it as much as i enjoy making it
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- 8/?
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18 May 2026
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Hail Mary’s Ghost by Sinvulkt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jul 2026
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Of the two astronauts and one middle-school teacher sent to Tau-Ceti, none survived the coma.
By all mean, when the Hail Mary begin its deceleration it should be empty of life. Yet one Ryland Grace wakes up— unaware he already belongs to the other side. With nothing better to do, he reports his observations into a journal.
These are the logs from a haunted ship.
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11 May 2026
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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11 May 2026
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Under the Oak Tree by HeartAway
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian - Andy Weir
26 Jul 2025
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When Ryland Grace returns to Earth, he knew it would be a big deal. He didn't quite expect the whole psychological part of things. As it turns out, there's at least one other person on Earth who can appreciate how much hangs in the balance when everything goes wrong in space.
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10 May 2026
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The Last Pod by Rosie_Pines
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Aug 2026
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23 pods fall from the sky. 22 are dead while one is calling for help. Now, Rocky and Adrian were supposed to keep him alive. They were not supposed to become his parents.
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10 May 2026
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everybody's got a plan until you're punched in the face by notAleks, Sherb42
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Aug 2023
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“Worry about him later,” Yáo ordered, “for now, make the farm. We can’t let both missions fail because we got distracted."
The 3-person crew of the Hail Mary are headed back home to Earth, Taumeoba in hand.
Or, at least, that should have been the plan if nothing was to go wrong.Bookmarked by CobaltBleus
10 May 2026
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Reach For The Stars by ArkoftheOutlaws
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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♪So humans do not need to care about viruses, question?♪
“Well… we do need to care a little. Some viruses cause more severe infections than others. Influenza, for example, is pretty inconvenient for most people. It can cause nausea, fever, nose leaking, aches, coughing, and more. It can even be deadly for people with weak immune systems, like children or the very old. We definitely take it seriously when someone vulnerable gets infected. Influenza is one of the diseases we vaccinate for. Who remembers what vaccination is?”
The entire class raised their claws. Grace facepalmed.
“Right, duh. Forget I asked.”
♪Cannot forget.♪ Someone chimed, eliciting several giggling thrills.
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Ryland Grace has an annoyingly short lifespan by Eridian standards. Rocky fix. Good thing Grace is there to teach the Eridians everything they need to know about human biology.
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- Part 2 of Ark's Aliens: A PHM Series
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- 11/11
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09 May 2026
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Three years after the probes carrying Taumoeba and Dr. Ryland Grace's final message arrive on Earth, humanity launches an interstellar spaceship with a brand new mission. Thirty-six crew members (including two graduates of a certain San Franciscan junior high school) travel to the star 40-Eridani to make friendly contact with the Eridians and bring them the alien life form from Tau Ceti-E that can save their star if Dr. Grace's sacrifice failed.
Grace, now fifty-seven years old, is just trying to balance his life as a teacher while no longer being the only human on the planet anymore. It's a big adjustment, but Rocky and the Terra's Grace crew are going to make sure he's well taken care of.
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- 18/18
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09 May 2026
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PHM: The Beach Episode by Gothic_Avocado for ExoSpace7
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Dec 2025
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The future crew of the Hail Mary decide they deserve a day off. Grace is the one who has to convince Stratt to actually give them one. Surprisingly enough, she agrees.
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08 May 2026
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At The Very Least, There's Us by commander_kass (x_badger) for Christina Koch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Sep 2026
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“What’s two plus two?”
The question evades me. There’s an uncomfortable scratch in my throat that I can’t quite wrap my head around. Regardless of the discomfort, my chest feels light. Unburdened. Weightless. My brain feels quiet. Somehow, that feels new.
Even as I’m gathering that something is definitely off here, I know for sure that “quiet” has never been a word I’ve used to describe my brain. Why is that? I have no idea.
As my body continues to rifle through each foreign sensation, there is one thing on my mind that somehow breaks through to consciousness. The lightness in my chest is wrong. The silence in my mind is wrong.
And like a prodigal son returning home, the heaviness settles in. The tears spring to my eyes and the noise returns to my brain, feeling nothing short of familiar.
"What's two plus two?"
“Fffour,” I finally grind out, wondering if the labored exhale would relieve me of my burden.
“Correct,” the computer chimes.
I know two plus two is four.
But not why my heart feels like it’s shattering inside my chest.Bookmarked by CobaltBleus
07 May 2026