CthosEris

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  1. Summary

    Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
    Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!

    This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
    As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!

    “I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
    - Alex Hirsch

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Khemet knows this cannot have happened. She never came to Kheretesh in the time of flesh, never knew Ahnuret before biotransference, and certainly never knew her like this. This memory is a lie.

    That knowledge does not help.

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    01 May 2026

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    16 Sep 2023

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  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    The kiss in episode 6, from Crowley’s point of view

    All dialogue from the show.

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    30 Apr 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Aziraphale thinks about the kiss.

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  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    The kiss in episode 6, from Aziraphale's point of view

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