GoldenScientist
Fandoms
- Hunter X Hunter (18)
- Cookie Run (Video Game) (15)
- Dandy's World (Roblox) (15)
- Real Person Fiction (14)
- Political RPF - US 21st c. (12)
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"I lost... everything." She didn't know if it would've been worse if she had been there. She was supposed to be her people's saviour, but in their darkest moment, she was not there for them. She could've protected them. She could've saved her people, gotten them out before it was too late. It was all because of Dark Enchantress Cookie. If it weren't for her, her kingdom would be alive and prosperous, and her friends would be alive. Her heart flooded with grief and resentment towards whoever and whatever destroyed her home.
Golden Cheese Cookie returns from war only to find that EVERYTHING has been decimated. Young and old, soldiers and civilians have been ruthlessly slaughtered, and all the city's riches have been reduced to dust, leaving the heartbroken queen as the city's sole survivor.
A canon-compliant story that follows Golden Cheese Cookie as she deals with the daunting aftermath of the Dark Flour War's annihilation of her kingdom.
NOTE (PLEASE READ) Parts of chapter one and the very end of chapter two contain graphic descriptions of cookie corpses in cookie terms. There is no violence or heavy angst after chapter one.
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The Legend of the Ghost Ship Radiance by GoldenScientist
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Original Work
31 Dec 2025
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Years ago, an ambitious common teen known as Goldie and her childhood friend set off on an expedition to find an elusive gemstone said to lead whoever holds it to eternal wealth and prosperity. After finding the gem, she became the world's most famous pirate.
However, not all that glitters is hers forever, as disaster strikes, leaving her crew dead and loot gone.A century later, legends of the ghost ship, Radiance, resurge in a lively tavern, leading the adventurous barkeeper to set off on an expedition to prove that the stories are true. Meanwhile, the ship's captain continues her age-old search for a relic that she believes can grant her wish to restore her treasures.
NOTE: This is an AU, but it's pretty much very loosely based on Cookie Run. You do NOT need any prior knowledge of the Cookie Run lore to understand this. If you played it and know the lore, then great - you'll get that this story is essentially a CRK reference. This was originally supposed to be a proper AU where the cookie characters were pirates, but I changed directions.
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Golden Cheese Cookie and the very windy day by GoldenScientist
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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Golden Cheese Cookie wants to fly, but it's very windy. Luckily, there's a solution.
tldr: golden cheese cookie gets put on a leash so she doesn't get carried away by the wind. It is never made clear how much she actually liked this, but she did consent to it.
also, this story fucking sucks.
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- Part 9 of Cookie Run Crack
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Hollyberry Cookie buys wine at 3AM
Series
- Part 8 of Cookie Run Crack
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 34
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Hollyberry Cookie tells Golden Cheese Cookie the truth about Dark Enchantress Cookie.
warning: this is the saddest golden cheese story i've ever written.
edit: no it is not
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- Works:
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Dandy's World Crack - Shrimpo's Murder Arc (VERY FUNNY!) by GoldenScientist
Fandom Dandy's World (Roblox)
27 Jan 2025
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Shrimpo starts a villain arc and kills the other toons in Gardenview! This series will throw your favourite characters into the face of adversity and grief as they find out their friends are dropping dead like flies.
With a pointless investigation led by Rodger, there isn't much time to catch the criminal!Follow the stories of the surviving toons (including Shrimpo himself) as they face the consequences of Shrimpo's crimes.
- Words:
- 2,051
- Works:
- 5
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US Politics Cells AU by GoldenScientist
Fandom Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Real Person Fiction, はたらく細胞 | Hataraku Saibou | Cells at Work! (Anime)
11 Nov 2024
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A goofy ahh AU where modern American politicians are cells, bacteria, viruses, and parasites.
Loosely inspired by Cells at Work.
Yes, this is satire. And yes, someone dies in every story. Well... almost every story, with the only exception so far being Thymocyte Tim's Positive Selection. Other than that, expect a lot of comical death.
I made this to lighten my mind and cope with Kamala Harris losing the election which she had in the bag for a while, to the orangest man who ever lived. So far, it's been funny. I doubt the politicians that star in these stories would like them, though. But, quite frankly, i don't care. Kamala Harris and Donald Trump aren't reading these. They don't know I exist lmao.
Welp, I'll save the prolouge stuff for the actual stories!!
- Words:
- 1,484
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Chimera Ant Fun! - a collection of chimera ant themed crack stories by GoldenScientist
Fandom Hunter X Hunter
04 Aug 2024
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Some funny hxh stories, mostly about pouf and pitou being idiots and messing with each other.
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When Pitou ignores Pouf's manipulative phone call about Komugi, she inadvertently causes a major shift in the timeline, which leads to not only her survival, but also the survival of the Pouf, Youpi, and the king.Now, the ants must navigate the modern world! Join Meruem and his Royal Guards as they live in harmony with the humans who tried to kill them!
- Words:
- 15,073
- Works:
- 12
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Basically what happened to rich cheese cookie (i wanted to write abt her even tho she was scrapped by devsis)
Bookmarked by GoldenScientist
11 Jan 2026
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Golden Cheese gets impaled by Dark Enchantress and dies and also Hollyberry dies by Cashier (Lil_Shroomieidk)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Sep 2025
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
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Shoyami, crown princess of the Kingdom of Wesku and only child to King Damari and Queen Lucille, has her life changed when her marriage causes a war to erupt across the continent of Kaulike. Caught in heated crossfire she was woefully unprepared for, she must fight tooth and nail to not only survive, but maintain a level head and keep the morale of her allies high, all while discovering dangerous secrets and truths that could cause all of Kaulike to collapse on itself.
Bookmarked by GoldenScientist
22 Dec 2025
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Dandy has never been to big into the whole yaoi thing unlike his best friend, Astro, but when he finds a Triden GLMM on his YouTube fyp, he becomes a little too addicted to Triden content.
(This is based off my Dandy Mpreg fic)
Bookmarked by GoldenScientist
23 May 2025
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Shelly and Vee toxic yuri(a.k.a. vee goes through doom and despair cause shelly is a player) by 4CrowsInATrenchcoat, Y0uJustL0stTheGame
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
04 Oct 2025
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Shelly cheats on vee, vee gets mad. Sprout hates vee.
Inspired be the fic "severe regret!" By rianwritezzz(it's an orphan account now,.)
(I just realized how closely I got inspired, no I didn't)always read the tags before reading a newly added chapter, they will change
Bookmarked by GoldenScientist
23 May 2025