HansBlanke
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Gifts Rare and Dangerous by HansBlanke for ihatecoconut, DeadheadDaisy (SGC247)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
29 Dec 2025
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Hayes has little to offer, except himself.
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Hayes volunteers to have the prototype of the agony booth tested on him.
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- Part 7 of liebe ist für alle da
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Sort of a less bloody counterpart for "das feuer liebt mich" (https://archiveofourown.org/works/74663436). Hayes is looking during a training session, and doing nothing much but that, except maybe thinking.
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Getting married just to have a chance to properly date someone is far from what most people would do, but these two are far unlike most people anyway.
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in another life, i would have really liked just doing money laundering and tax evasion with you by HansBlanke
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
03 Dec 2025
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After the Rigelian incident, Shran's life isn't exactly peaceful. Neither does his job leave room for a relationship with a Terran. They manage.
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Fyi: the chapters in this one are very loosely related, if at all. It's more of a collection of glimpses of what their life is like within the described au, not one continuous and coherent story.
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bobe mayses by HansBlanke
Fandom: Star Trek: Enterprise, The Godfather (1972 1974 1990), The Godfather - Mario Puzo, The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008)
23 Sep 2025
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vaguely Jewish stuff of mine, explicitly Jewish stuff of mine, implicitly Jewish stuff of mine, you get it
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The First Contact by HansBlanke
Fandom: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs), Star Trek: Enterprise
31 Oct 2023
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AU where Archer's dad finished his engine project and gave the Earth an opportunity for interstellar travel way earlier than it happened in the canon. The Federation is founded when Archer is still very young, and the fics are all about him and Shran dating while attenging the Starfleet Academy.
This is the translation of my fics I wrote back in 2018, totalling in 13 works. I find it a lil bit cheesy now but this is one of the most things I've ever written and I love the two idiots so much. Enjoy.Update: I tag this as complete because the most part is translated and posted, and the remaining two fics are just a bit of fucking.
Update 2: The Four Musketeers are not a translation.
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Eddie slips up (literally & figuratively) and Venom's hunger will be satiated, one way or another.
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Bookmarked by HansBlanke
29 Dec 2025
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It’s not actually that unexpected when the two of them shift, mid-fight, from punching to kissing.
Hayes himself has been hard since Malcolm threw the first punch; a reaction he can’t find in himself to be embarrassed by. This has really been where all their arguments, where all that tension, had been headed.
So when he’s finally dragged in – when he drags Malcolm in as well – their mouths crashing together, all fever-hot fury, he instinctively presses their hips together. For friction, sure, but also for the small part of him that wants proof he hasn’t been imagining the want simmering between them.
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- Part 1 of Trans!Malcolm
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26 Dec 2025
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Malcolm's peanut butter pancakes cause Trip to think about a love he tries to forget. (10/05/2003)
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12 Dec 2025
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Святочное гадание by Michean
Fandoms: Historical RPF, Иван Грозный | Ivan The Terrible (1944), Царь Иван Грозный | Tsar Ivan Grozny | Tsar Ivan the Terrible (1991), Князь Серебряный - А. К. Толстой | Prince Serebrenni - A. K. Tolstoy
07 Feb 2022
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Юного Фёдора Басманова уговорили поворожить в Святки…
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- Part 4 of Лебедь чёрная
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10 Dec 2025
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In a future AU, nightmares plague Hayes and Reed's sleep. (06/01/2004)
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Bookmarked by HansBlanke
09 Dec 2025