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    "There's a wind alive in the valley, it will fill your lungs if you have it. Where I go will you still follow? Will you leave your shaded hallow? Will you greet the daylight looming, learn to love without consuming?" -Thus always to Tyrants (The Oh Hellos)

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    But at that moment, staring at Quackity’s rage-filled face and Dream’s fearful one, he thought he was going to die. He thought Quackity would shove that Pickaxe through his face just like he did and he will share the same scar as the duck hybrid. That he would lose a life in that damned prison just like Dream feared.

    He saw the swing, and then….

    There was nothing.
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    Technoblade had finally escaped Pandora's box after three months of suffering inside its walls. 3 months with the pain of knowing what happened to Dream and he couldn't do anything to save him. Now he would do whatever it took to save Dream, even if he had to tear the entire prison apart brick by brick. Quackity better watch his step, the Blood God is coming.

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    15 Dec 2021

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    Sitting up, the nymph scowls and says sharply, “I’m not interested.”

    Katsuki stares blankly. Not interested in what? He has not even mentioned the fucking flower yet. Baffled, he asks, “Hah?”

    In which Katsuki sets out to slay a chimera, ends up hunting down an elusive, mystical flower, and encounters a nymph known for being beautiful and unattainable.

    He really needs to have a damn talk with the Fates. Or Aphrodite. Because seriously, what kind of bullshit quest is this?

    AKA a fic in which Katsuki pines for a beautiful idiot (and the author drops everything in one day to make it on time)

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    10 Nov 2021

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    Jonathan,

    Checking to see if I got the right address for you guys. Just in case, you know?

    And I thought you'd want to know that even though the kids miss Will and El a lot they're getting by OK so far. Everybody is a little quieter but Mike isn't showing any signs of deppression which I know was like a legitimate concern. But you probably already hear about him from Nancy so I'm sure you already knew.

    Anyways you don't have to write back if you just put a big check mark over this paper and do the "return to sender" thing or whatever that works and I'll know you got it.
     
    Thanks,
    Steve

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    10 Oct 2021

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    Will stays with Dustin in the field a little longer and hears the Russian transmission.

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    09 Oct 2021

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    One month after @hawks_unofficial's initial viral post, the blog titled "Quirk Analysis Blog for the Future", otherwise known as "Q. A. B.", has gone from an average of 10 views per post to an average of 20,000 views per post.

    Midoriya Izuku does not know how to view the impressions analysis for his suddenly popular blog, and only notices that sometimes, people actually comment on his posts now. He does not google himself or his moniker and thus does not see the rise in online articles and speculation.

    He is unaware that the "kyuu-ei-bee" he begins to hear about in passing refers to his own blog. He does not have a Twitter account.

    At the time, Midoriya Izuku is 15 years old.

    Izuku (accidentally) starts a cult.

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    01 Sep 2021

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    Who in their right mind would give a crispy, possibly a villain, teenager a baby?

    Midoriya Inko, that’s who. To be fair, she was desperate. He husband was the number one villain All for One. She couldn’t let him influence her baby boy, even if he loved them.

    Curse Dabi for a fool! He was in no way capable of taking care of a baby! But what was he doing? Taking care of a baby like the dumb ass he is.

    Why is this adorable little child calling Shouta pappy? And how much does he need to cuss Dabi out because of it? And how can he keep his husband from finding out and officially adopting the boy as a grandchild?

    And how badass will Izuku and Hitoshi grow up to be with Dabi raising them and two heroes as their grandparents?

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    30 Aug 2021

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    It’s not going to be particularly easy to escort a vulnerable and exhausted man out of the prison, but Techno is nothing if not stubborn. Even if he has to carry the man for miles to get back to Techno’s home, he’d do it without a second thought. He’ll do anything to save Harpocrates.

    Or: Techno breaks Dream out of prison, and they both struggle with the aftermath.

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    23 Jun 2021

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    21 May 2021

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    Diego has always been suspicious of his father, always thought he was up to something devious. But keeping some kid locked away in an abandoned building like an experiment? He's clearly reached a new low.

     

    or...Diego has been investigating his father's company for the past fourteen years. He finally catches his big break.

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    12 May 2021

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    After somehow being sent back in time, Ranboo and Tubbo decide that they should make the best of their situation, and make an effort to right the wrongs of the past.

    This work is now officially complete.

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    10 May 2021

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    Wait, you're telling me someone out there illicitly recorded the deviant hunter and the deviant leader having sex? And they did this to hurt their cause? LOL whoever did this has made a grave miscalculation. This is going to backfire spectacularly.

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    04 May 2021

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    Ranboo cackles. “You should’ve told him he was a big man. And not babied him. Maybe then you’d not have to eat organic single grain oatmeal and banana happy baby cereal.”

    Tubbo sighs, syncing the rocking of Michael with the dramatic shaking of his head. "Can't believe it’s a crime to try and get your kid to eat.”

    — Or, it's Michael's first night sleeping alone. Parenthood and chaotic banter ensues.

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    10 Apr 2021

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    Tubbo kneels on the polished blackstone floor and prays it won’t hurt too much. He smiles, keeps smiling. He’s done everything he can to make this okay for Tommy. He closes his eyes, but he’s still aware of his best friend’s desperate sobs, and Dream’s eerie, catlike silence as he stalks his victim. He hopes Dream will kill him with an arrow or even a sword. An axe is such a brutal, barbaric weapon to use on a person.

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    Dream reaches up to his mask and spins it thirty degrees. “I’ve had Tommy locked away for everyone’s safety. He can’t have visitors just yet, as he’s still half-crazed.”

    Quackity’s tear ducts sting. “Leave my house.”

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    Three unlikely allies join together to break Tommy out of Pandora's Vault.

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    15 Mar 2021

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    Instead of executing Tubbo in front of everybody, Schlatt decides to play the nice guy, making him look pretty likable when Wilbur actually finds the button. This is what happens.

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    15 Mar 2021

  15. Public Bookmark 73

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    in hindsight, sapnap never should've agreed, though he doubts it would've changed anything - and he comes to learn that sometimes things aren't black and white.

    or: how a single road trip changed everything.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    Day 7: Free Day

     

    The Pillager’s Guide of Conquest and Conquer refers to the urban myths of the Mesa for information of the Ender dragon and her End City.

    It is considered a fact that every century, the dragon egg hatches and it’s awakening creates a stronghold somewhere in the Overworld. Inside the stronghold, is a portal which leads adventurers to the End, their only way back to our dimension is the death of the dragon. The death of the dragon is also rumoured to open the lost gates of the End city, a child’s fairy tale filled with flying ships, endless treasure and all the answers to the world. 

    Many have chased after this myth but none have returned.

    (Where Dream is after the End City with death right on his tail and he meets Sapnap and George along the way.)

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    01 Mar 2021

  17. Rec 72

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    When you got close to someone, you adopted some of their mannerism. Corpse just selectively chose to be ignorant to what people were doing every time Sykkuno was within his vicinity. Just like the way Sykkuno forgot that he wasn’t supposed to submit to another alpha in front of audiences, and latched all of his attention to Corpse instead. This was probably the issue Toast was talking about. [Corpse/Sykkuno; a/b/o au]

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    05 Feb 2021

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    “Maybe someone told him about the party,” Rae said innocently, or as innocently as she could with her dark eyes dancing. “Maybe a little birdy told him he should come.”

    “You guys really asked him?” Sykkuno could hardly believe it. It seemed like such a long shot. The party was fun, sure. His friends were nice people and Corpse seemed to like them too. But it wasn't like these were Corpse's only friends. Corpse didn't seem the kind of guy who liked partying so much that he'd get in his car and drive all the way to Los Angeles. Besides, he was always so busy. “He wanted to drive all the way here, for – for a party?”

    “Maybe a little birdy told him that you were coming.”

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    04 Feb 2021

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    There was a low chuckle as Corpse emerged from the shadows and a heavy hand landed on Sykkuno's shoulder, "I was worried the worst had happened to you when I didn't find you in admin where I'd left you. Glad to see you're still okay."


    𝗦𝘆𝗸𝗸𝘂𝗻𝗼 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽𝘀𝗲. 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻'𝘁.

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    03 Feb 2021

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    04 Jan 2021

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