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Little Shop of Muppets by Life_Caretaker, Moss_cant_sp3ll
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
02 Feb 2026
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As it says on the tin.
Meek flower shop assistant Kermit the Frog and asspiring actress Miss Piggy work for Mr. Mushnik. During a total eclipse, Kermit discovers an unusual plant he names Piggy II.
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Baby! Come. Home. by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies)
12 Jul 2025
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Scott struggles with the death of Jean. Logan helps him through it.
Logan goes feral and disappears. Scott leads him home.
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Warm by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
06 Jul 2025
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Bucky wants the soft and gentle touches of a lover. He desperately yearns for Tony's soft smiles and delighted laughs after the blood and gore of a job.
He wants to bask in the hurt, in the pain, in the anger, and hatred. He wants to tear them apart with his bare hands and stare into their eyes as the light fades, and then return home to Tony. To the tender kisses and warm moments that drive him to his knees in devotion.
He wants to bask in the praise of being home on time for dinner, wants the cuddling in bed after a tough mission that leaves his muscles sore, wants the careless caresses, and the soothing rhythm of Tony's fingers in his hair.
If Tony knew? He would leave scared. Run for the hills, and his perfect boyfriend would leave in the second flat.
But that doesn't mean Bucky doesn't want.
And that doesn't mean his world doesn't crumble down around him, because Tony could only be so close for so long without being brought into the fray.
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Handle Me by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
01 Jul 2025
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Winter’s new handler had pretty lips, maybe it should tell him?
Tony is holding Barnes’s face at just the right angle, scraping the beard and foam away with his razor, getting rid of coarse hair, and leaving behind stubble, and as Tony finishes, he swipes his thumb over Bucky’s lip by accident.
“You with me, Buckaroo?” Little does Tony know he’s speaking to the Winter Soldier, and Winter has decided who its new handler is.
(Or, my first fic in this fandom)
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New Phone Who- Oh Shit..! by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Robin (Comics)
23 Dec 2024
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Tim probably shouldn’t have picked up his phone, He had been bored and what's a kid to do..?
Probably not pretend to be a Mafia boss/Mob boss/Crime lord's most likely fake secretary.
A wrong number, Hurt comfort, Redbirds fic.
Now with Epilogue.
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Peanut has a question, the other greasers are just fine with that. Johnny has anger issues.
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““Parker knocked me on my ass,” Norton said simply, and Vance laughed.
“He knocked you on your ass.!?”
Norton ignored Vance, and Hal as he continued. Eyes never leaving Peanut who fidgeted with the hem of his tank top.
“He helped me up after” the laughing comes to a stop immediately suddenly everyone in the garage is tunneling in to the love story unfolding “he punched my shoulder said somethin’ along the lines of ‘good show’ in that fake ass accent some of the Preppies like to use, an’ I said ‘you through a good punch’. ”
It’s so simple, so normal.”
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Hate Me All You Want (I Will Always Remember you) by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
02 Dec 2024
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Logan has memories, just a few of war, and a faceless brother he doesn't remember any more but he finds himself at a mansion, one he is familiar with he just doesn’t remember why. As he regains his memories he helps Scott Summers get over his grief after the death of Jean Gray, and realizes there may be something more there. Who knows..?
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Waylon park, a IT free lancer really needs this job to pull through. Recently divorced an sharing custody with his wife he finds a well paying job to work for the time being. But he can't watch this torture continue any longer. after sending a risky email and getting locked up for only god knows how long he finally gets free during a power outage. but something is up with his head and its most likely the engines fault.
Miles Upshur needs also needs this job to pull through. After being fired from publishing a /too honest/ article about the Afghanistan war he needs a new article to get him on top. so here he is breaking in to Mount Massive Asylum. maybe the blood should have tipped him off.
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Satisfied by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: The Flash - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types
02 Nov 2024
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Dick never thought he'd see the day, Wally West, His best friend walking down the aisle.
But he's here, nearly beat out for best man by Roy Harper, fresh off the death of his little brother. But he's made it to the day.
That doesn't mean he doesn't long to be by Wally's side.
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Couch Conundrum (Work Friends) by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, DCU
03 Aug 2024
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Barry, fresh out of college, and two years into the superhero scene decides to join the justice league.
Of course this means a spontaneous, and flirty Green Lantern comes with it.
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how a ray gun solidifies a Green Lantern into Barry's life.
Feat. Wally
““What's Mr. Jordan's name..?”
Barry pauses the casserole pan in hand he tilts his head towards Wally following through with the motion like he didn’t meet paus.“Mr. Jordan..?”
“Yeah your work friend..!””
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Fantasy Could Be Reality (If Your Boyfriend Dumps You Via Rant) by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
22 Apr 2024
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“‘Hit with some ray that make you see your ideal future’
Tim frowns this is definitely a Bart report and he will have to fix it up later but he turns and Kon is sitting up gripping his heart gasping for air eyes wide.“Kon you okay..?”
The boy nods his hair shaking as he gets up.“What happened”
“We were ‘hit with some ray that makes you see your ideal future’”
“So that wasn’t real..?””
Or the one where Maybe Tim needs to get better at hiding it.. ‘It’ being the feelings he harbors for his best friend.
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Cadmus and clones Pt.2 by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: DCU, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
12 Jan 2024
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Tim discovers the existence of another Cadmus base, he needs to call in back up for this one.
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- Part 6 of Gotham Reds
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Breaking In A Mask, And A name by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: DCU, Superboy (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Robin (Comics)
12 Jan 2024
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Jason and Tim take down a drug trade, Tim names the clone they have been living with.
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- Part 5 of Gotham Reds
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Cadmus And Clones Part 1 by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Superboy (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
12 Jan 2024
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Tim wants- no needs to get to the bottom of Lex Luthor's shady side company Cadmus so he does the only sensible thing he breaks into the LOA data base to extract data and hunt down one of the mentioned locations little did he know something bigger was afoot.
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- Part 4 of Gotham Reds
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Damian escapes the league of assassins, which leaves him a lot of time to think.
Times that Damian feels free and acts like the kid he's supposed to be.
The times he remembers and shuts down because of it.
Alfred tries his best.
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- Part 3 of Gotham Reds
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Dick Always smiles, A hand-full of times He didn't.
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“But I made it..!”
Dick says but his mother starts laughing with his dad and he's confused why are they laughing..? He can't help it though he smiles he smiles big and wide and he laughs until he's crying happy tears and he clutches his mom laughing into her bosom.
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- Part 2 of Gotham Reds
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Jason & Tim by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
27 Sep 2023
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The first two times Jason Todd meets Tim Drake,
Tim copping with Jasons death,
Jasons mind coming back from the dead,
there relationship after.
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- Part 1 of Gotham Reds
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*In sort joke about The bridge by Nirvana*
A small look at what I remember from the lost movie zepotha and Cole and Dannys relationship that was absolutely queer coded
(Sorry for any spelling mistakes)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,109
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 78
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Ghost, doesn't know when he starts considering Soap as His in his mind, all he dose know is he's falling for him no matter how hard he doesn't want to.
or ten times Soap McTavish nearly tells Simon Riley he loves him, and one times he gets it up the ass.
set to the tone of; Fell For You On Accident, by: Nico Collins.!!!IMPORTANT!!!: POSERS, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. DNI WITH MY WORK IF YOU ARE PRO-SENSORSHIP AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN THE TAGGING SYSTEM. UNTIL THEN FUCK OFF!
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How & Tcm (Pt.4) by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), House of Wax (2005)
18 Dec 2022
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Bubba Sawyer works.
he never stops always works, the slam of his cleaver against the table and the squelch of meat makes his growing head-ache worse. but he cant stop no matter how much he wants a brake
Vincent had been watching and observing, he wants bubba to stop if only to quell the taller mans head-ache but what can he do but help?
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- Part 4 of They all belong in the same trashcan