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→ Have you seen any jade tech?
Snargle Goldclaw: Oh, yes. In fact, I accepted an invitation to share a few bottles of soju with some enthusiastic fans who worked for...
Snargle Goldclaw: Dunlai? Zoolai? Anyway, I shared a few ideas for how they might utilize jade tech to accentuate the experiences of the flesh.
Snargle Goldclaw: And wouldn't you know it, a couple of them had a pet project of their own in that vein!
Snargle Goldclaw: We ended up back at their apartment, where I was allowed a sneak preview...
Snargle Goldclaw: Commander, you must track one down when it comes to the market. You're so tense. It would do you good.~~~
Thorne tracks one down when it comes to the market.
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- Part 8 of Guild Wars 2 Fics
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- English
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- 616
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No Feelings Attatched by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Mar 2026
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Lambert is tired of Aiden's promiscuous antics, especially when they were turned away from the town's local brothel. When he slams his friend against a wall and demands to know why he's such a brat, he doesn't expect Aiden get horny about it.
Aiden has been wanting Lambert in his pants since he met the Wolf, but he wasn't going to just ask his friend to fuck him. Flirty jokes and the gruff glares were enough. He doesn't expect Lambert to manhandle him into a wall and kiss him, pressing buttons in Aiden's mind that tell him to just submit and relax for once.
They're pent up, they share a room, they can fuck out their emotions. But no feelings attatched, of course.
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When pleasuring Aiden, Lambert stumbles upon something that truly makes his cat feel good.
Aiden is just enjoying the attention from his lover when he hears the words he never knew he needed.
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Fighting Like Cats and Dogs by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Feb 2026
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Lambert Morhen, center on the first line of the Kaedwen Direwolves ice hockey team, has a lot of things to be annoyed about, and right now that's their rival team's center, Aiden Marv, who won't stop checking him but acts like he's an unsuspecting target whenever Lambert checks him back.
Aiden Marv, ex-figure skater and current first-line center of the Sabercats, is struggling with his own problems. His coach tells him to use his anger issues, while his assistant coach (and adoptive father) is telling him to control them, all while he's having to adapt to having only one eye after an accident took him out of the figure-skating race.
When it's move-in day at Kaedwen University, and the two boys see eachother assigned to the same dorm, all hell breaks loose.
Or; A hockey AU, mixed with a college AU, with a twist. with Lambden
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Beneath The Ice - A Witcher TTRPG Adventure by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (R. Talsorian Games Roleplaying Game)
18 Feb 2026
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A sorceress from Highwatch needs the upcoming party to be perfect. When a Warg is holding up the delivery from the local ice cutting village, she hires three witchers to end it swiftly.
Turns out it isn't a warg at all.Series
- Part 1 of Potions, Knives, and Silver Pennies Two
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Guild Wars 2 Fics by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandom Guild Wars 2 (Video Game), Guild Wars Series (Video Games)
05 Mar 2026
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- 25,273
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Aiden's First Winter by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jan 2026
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After finding Aiden alive, Lambert brings the Cat to Kaer Morhen, but Aiden's eye isn't the only scar left by Jad's attack.
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- 12,329
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- 9
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Potions, Knives, and Silver Pennies Two by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandom The Witcher (R. Talsorian Games Roleplaying Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
18 Feb 2026
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Colony of Two by LoserCatWritesFics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
- Words:
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An au of the Golden Blood AU, thus originally dubbed “AU Squared”
- Words:
- 12,620
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Feb 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
Bookmarked by LoserCatWritesFics
05 Mar 2026
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“Muzzle that dog,” the lord says, waving a hand at Lambert, and the guards close in around him.
Bookmarked by LoserCatWritesFics
05 Mar 2026
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Winners, Losers, Sinners, Saints by vividneonmanias
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Feb 2026
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Lambert keeps hanging out with some guy, and the only thing his brothers know about him is his name: Aiden.
Geralt thinks Lambert's hiding his secret boyfriend because of how Vesemir would react to finding out Lambert is gay. Eskel thinks Lambert's hiding his secret boyfriend because Lambert has a bug up his ass about masculinity. Lambert thinks he's hiding his secret boyfriend because of how Vesemir would react to finding out Aiden sells weed. Jaskier thinks Lambert's scared, and just needs a push. Aiden thinks he's had enough family drama for one lifetime with his own family, thanks.
And Vesemir? Vesemir's an ex-hippie hypocrite and the reason all the mechanics at the Morhen and Sons auto shop got that bug up their asses about masculinity. Integrating gay people into The Family™ is kind of difficult! But they do say that many hands make light work...
Alternatively: Jaskier makes a local TV ad for the Morhen and Sons auto shop that goes viral on TikTok
Bookmarked by LoserCatWritesFics
28 Feb 2026
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Jazzy Blue (Ellipsus) AO3 Site Skin by Geekly
Fandoms: Original Work, Archive of Our Own, AO3, No Fandom
11 Oct 2025
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A dark mode site skin for AO3 that can be described as "deep, mellow blues—perfect for moody night owls".
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- Part 7 of Ellipsus Inspired Site Skins for AO3
- Part 7 of Dark Mode AO3 Site Skins
Bookmarked by LoserCatWritesFics
28 Feb 2026
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Aiden is late for his date with Lambert and Lambert is getting restless, not to mention a really hot biker just arrived...
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- Part 2 of Lambden Tumblr Prompts
Bookmarked by LoserCatWritesFics
21 Feb 2026