SerpentCountess
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To Conquer Death, You Only Have to Die by SerpentCountess for dante_abigor
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), King Arthur (2004)
14 Jul 2026
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At one time, a knight dies on the carnage-strewn field of a battle won; in another, one lives in the bloody aftermath of an uncertain confrontation. Suspended between the two: a teacup poised in fickle stalemate with its own destruction.
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Put Your Hand in Mine (And Together We'll Climb) by SerpentCountess for OneStarryNight
Fandoms: Crazy Stupid Love (2011)
02 Jul 2026
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One year into a new relationship and Hannah's issue isn't her boyfriend standing her up or her job search going badly; it's her utter lack of a work-life balance and --- oh, yeah, the fact that her period has somehow gotten waylaid via a one-week pit-stop somewhere decidedly *not* the here and now.
On a related note, it is entirely possible that Hannah is panicking.
(A fic inspired by a prompt from OneStarryNight)
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- Part 5 of Overnight Scenes, Dinner and Wine
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The fact of the matter --- beneath the farce and frippery decorating it with all the delicacy of the Prom Committee’s attempt at streamers --- is that Steff knew this was coming.
(or what really should happen after the end of Pretty in Pink because Blane doesn't know how to be honest with himself, let alone anyone else; Steff is a self-destructive little shit; and Andie's canon fantasy isn't nearly as individual as she's supposed to be)
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Show Me How You Bleed by SerpentCountess for Sugar_Scrub, dante_abigor
Fandoms: Scream (Movies)
18 Mar 2026
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It’s then — with Maureen Prescott’s blood running down his face and, inevitably, inexorably, into his mouth — that he notices. He’s tasted blood before, if only his own, but this is different. Stronger, in a way: enough to overwhelm his senses with a sharp, meaty tang. Heavier, too. And — oddly, in a way he can’t quite explain — less transient, for it is not enough but it somehow is more, and it settles into his stomach to stoke a hunger he either hasn’t noticed or hasn’t felt until this moment, when all he can think of is getting more, drinking enough, filling the gnawing, violent hollowness of a stomach he hadn’t realised was so empty.
(aka a Scream vampire AU focused on stuilly, but written such that the B-plot is *heavily* implying that Sidney and Tatum are low-key, high-key together)
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If there is one thing that Cyrus' long and storied career has taught him, it's to have a healthy respect for one's natural gifts.
If there are two, it's that closeness can be exploited.
(aka canon AU where Cyrus departs from canon enough to take a more active role in the plot, Arthur obeys canon by being easily manipulated, Dennis and the narrative continue to hate each other, and Maggie continues being the most competent character in the film; Arthur and Dennis' relationship can be read as gen or slash)
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A series of one-shots addressing Jacob Palmer's character and mental state from Crazy, Stupid Love.
Notes: Series and fic titles come from the song "You're Every Woman in the World" because that song seems to fit Jacob's character really well. Also, this series is marked complete, but I am still accepting prompt requests should you have any. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you want me to write another fic in the series; I just didn't have anything jumping out at me, inspiration-wise.
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A series of fics set in a Holloweane reverse/role swap AU
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Cas cow-naps a cow and Dean has to help him hide it with lots of fluff, crack and angst... aka the ol' “my landlord won't let me get a fish because of a no animals policy, so I adopted a cow instead, and my room-mate has to help me hide it” fic trope…. Wait, that’s not a trope?
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Pulp Fortnight 2024 by SerpentCountess
Fandom Pulp Musicals Series - Dahan, The Great Moon Hoax - Dahan
17 Aug 2024
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Icarus Rising (It has only just begun) by seraphs_embrace
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Jul 2025
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After a particularly horrible night of forced seduction, Astarion realizes he can walk in the sun and escape Cazador’s hell.
Mostly canon compliant but I excluded the nautiloid for storytelling purposes (though honestly I like this better because angst angst angst)
Bookmarked by SerpentCountess
05 Jul 2025
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Station 835 by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Great Moon Hoax - Dahan, Pulp Musicals - Dahan
16 Jun 2024
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The radio staff at WFGM receive a package they won’t forget.
Aka
TRAVELER MAIA HECK YEAH
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17 Jun 2024
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I used to live alone before I knew you by typicalopposite for SerpentCountess
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
16 Jun 2024
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Not that Curt hadn’t been living alone since meeting Owen, but his bed had surely felt less empty when he was accompanied by the promise of a next time.
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16 Jun 2024
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Dean Winchester was Retired.
Sam leaving the “family business” had honestly been expected: eventually, anyway. It wasn’t like it was his first time stepping away from hunting. But to say the hunter community – hell, even the monster community – was shocked when whispers began to float around that perhaps the most notorious hunter of all time was also getting out would have been a vast understatement. No one could believe it. But, according to the out-of-service message from even Dean’s other, other number, it appeared to be true.
Bookmarked by SerpentCountess
14 Jun 2024
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we just see it, shining by tapestryoftrauma
Fandoms: The Great Moon Hoax - Dahan, Pulp Musicals - Dahan
25 May 2024
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“Do you really not like my portrait?” he asks, serious as he cracks an eye open to look at it once more. “Am I that bad looking?”
For a long moment Rose says nothing, and John turns back to look at her. She looks as if she’s stifling a laugh.
“Is it that bad?” he pushes, moving to flip the journal closed when Rose stops him, grabbing his wrist.
“Thats…” she begins softly, shaking her head with a huff of a laugh. “That isn’t why I don’t like it, John. You are so beautiful.”
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or john is a little insecure about the fact rose disliked his portrait, and she ends up painting him a new one
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Bookmarked by SerpentCountess
25 May 2024