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Alternate title: The five poisons Lucifer is immune to and the one that he isn't
AKA: Alastor tries to depose his competition and Lucifer is a good sport and maybe the real poison is the friends we made along the way.
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
14 Apr 2024
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“You are something else,” Alastor mutters, his smirk turning kind of deranged as he watches the commotion in the water when an alligator thrashes in it to get to the human meat.
“Oh, darling,” Lucifer huffs, successfully pulling Alastor’s attention to him as he steps into his personal space. He stands on his tip toes until the barrel of the Winchester rests against the center of his forehead. “You don’t know the half of it,” he whispers with confidence, grinning a bit too wide with the slightly too sharp teeth and his eyes might have an unnatural red glow. Risky, putting it in one word.
And yet, he watches as the man’s pupils dilate slightly.
Got him.
or; Lucifer gets to know Alastor when the latter is still human
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- Part 1 of wrap me in your skin and bones
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- English
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- 33,986
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
14 Apr 2024
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RadioApple/Duckie Deer
Alastor, Lucifer, and the deal they made together to save Charlie and protect Hell.
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09 Apr 2024
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09 Apr 2024
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Red Hood’s men are worried. Red Hood got hit by something nasty that has him laid up for days and everyone is starting to get nervous. Fortunately, a few off hand comments by a not so lucid Red Hood give them all the hints they needed to get the perfect cure for their boss, a cop by the name Dick Grayson.
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- Part 1 of Off The Fucking Rails
- Part 5 of Ace's DC Works
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- English
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- 11,219
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 29
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
07 Apr 2024
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[Sequel to Rubbuh Hubbuh Bubble Bath]
Life goes on, as it tends to do. As the relationship between Lucifer and Alastor grows, everyone else's understanding of said relationship gets... worse?
In which everyone is convinced Alastor wants to kill Lucifer and eat him.
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Five Times someone misinterprets what's going on between Alastor and Lucifer, and one time Charlie figures it out.
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- Part 2 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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- English
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- 13,670
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
06 Apr 2024
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Understanding people is something Alastor is not always skilled at. But while people can be challenging- their possessions are much easier to understand.
And so he collects. In his little nest of a bed in which he dwells, tucked into the corner of his room at the Hotel- that is where his collection lays. And because Charlie makes it a point to enforce the good manners of respecting one’s privacy- and likely because everyone is just a little scared of him- no one ever looks in his rooms. His collection is a secret kept only by himself.
It’s not a problem. He could stop any time, if he so wished.
But why would he stop when the taking is so much fun?
Or: In which Alastor is a creepy little fuck and steals trivial possessions of those he cares about. No one notices, until Lucifer does.
(5 times Alastor steals something, and 1 time something is given)
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- English
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- 7,188
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
26 Mar 2024
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Vox traps Alastor in a sitcom.
Nobody's mental state can hold up through endless laugh track after laugh track: it's impossible. It's a surefire way to bring Vox's greatest enemy to his knees, and there's no way this will end with Vox making himself look like a total fool. Right? Right.
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25 Mar 2024
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“Uh…”
She couldn’t bring herself to look Alastor in the face as she felt her own swell with heat, so she moved her gaze behind him instead. Big mistake, because he’d apparently been heading towards her dad, probably for another half-hearted argument that she was convinced was just their way of saying hello at this point. Her dad’s already pale skin was practically translucent as he sat frozen, a look crossing between shock-induced insanity, mild betrayal, and wretched indignation at the Radio Demon and his missing ex-wife being even remotely connected in the same sentence.
“Uhhh…” At this point the sound was just sticking to the back of her throat, droning white noise to fill the excruciating silence. She needed to actually say something of substance, but the words wouldn’t come out of her, as if someone was squeezing her windpipe. They were both still staring at her like she’d grown a second head. Fuck.
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In which Charlie accidentally calls Alastor "mom."
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23 Mar 2024
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Lucifer gets word of what Valentino did to Charlie and decides he wants some revenge, dragging Alastor along with him. All things considered, it goes shockingly well.
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23 Mar 2024
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Audio Unavailable by - Scrap - Paper - (multivers4l_m0r0n)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Mar 2024
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The wiki page for Alastor said that theoretically, if he were to lose his mic, he wouldn’t be able to speak.
So guess what I just wrote.
Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
23 Mar 2024
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the radio demon's nightly furby organ concerts! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Mar 2024
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The first time he hears it, Lucifer genuinely thinks he's going insane.
He's in his workshop when a chorus of disembodied voices softly belts out, "Waaaa . . ."
He freezes. He puts down his sketchpad and pencil. He stands up and looks around. The voices echo, quiet, tickling just at the edges of his hearing. No matter how he turns his head, he can't make out just where they're coming from.
The droning "waaa" fades out slowly. A few seconds pass. Lucifer starts to relax.
"Waaa aa-aa-aa waaa aa--"
"What the FUCK."
or: alastor likes to play his beloved furby organ in the middle of the night - y'know, for shits 'n' giggles. lucifer suffers.
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- Part 1 of Synthetic's Hazbin Hotel Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,473
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 16
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
23 Mar 2024
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This is a Redeemed Alastor AU, starring Worst Angel Ever, Alastor!! ✨
The series is all connected, so I’d encourage reading it linearly. ❤️
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
22 Mar 2024
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As is the case with most ideas, Charlie is the one to suggest that Alastor bring Lucifer to the next overlord meeting.
“We need to know what the overlords are up to if we’re going to have any chance at saving the sinners under their control,” she points out to Lucifer.
“Uh-huh. But, duckling, your little bellhop boy is already an overlord with insight into those meetings. Why do I need to join him?”
Charlie clasps her hands together, her scarlet eyes sparkling. “For team-bonding!”
Well. That is an argument against going, as far as Lucifer is concerned.
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22 Mar 2024
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Alastor and Charlie Morningstar meet decades earlier, when the latter gets lost in Pentagram City.
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22 Mar 2024
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Speculations on Unexpected and Unwelcome Video Evidence by flaggermousse
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Mar 2024
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“What does Lucifer have that I don’t!?” Vox screamed.
“He is the ruler of all of Hell?” Velvette suggested.
“He is extremely powerful.” Valentino said.
“He has actual hair.”
“He has quite decent wings.”
“He probably doesn’t short-circuit himself and the whole building because of meaningless bullshit!”
Vox glared at them. “Fuck both of you.”
There’s another blackout at the V Tower.
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- Part 2 of Stalking
Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
22 Mar 2024
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How to Commission a Radio Demon Body Pillow (and other assorted things) by ChaoticAce2005
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Mar 2024
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When Velvette first hears about Vox's "obsession" with Alastor, she thinks Val is overreacting. When Alastor returns from his seven year hiatus she is quickly proven wrong, especially when the drawings Val does of the Radio Demon for Vox aren't enough and he seeks for better help. Much more expensive help.
Velvette tries to keep the company afloat while everyone else is a disaster. Vox is pathetic. Lucifer is making bank on all these commissions. Valentino isn't getting enough attention. And Angel is continuously caught in the crossfire.
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- Part 6 of And the princess decrees forced family
Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
21 Mar 2024
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The Pilgrim's Progress by Antares8
Fandom: Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon)
31 Oct 2025
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Once upon a time, a boy defeated a monster... and took his place. This is his story.
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
21 Mar 2024
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flee from your ghosts (burn your house down) by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
09 Oct 2021
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“So,” says Wendy. “How much did the little dudes tell you about their summers here?”
“Oh, I don’t know. They told me about the friends they made, some of the things they did. Why?”
“Right.” Wendy nods. “Um. I have to leave immediately.”
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Wirt decides the best thing for his family at the moment is to move. And what better place than Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls has family, friends, history, and enough secrets to drown in.
He really wishes someone would tell him what the hell is going on.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,781
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 176
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Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
18 Mar 2024
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And I Don't Mean To Sound Hostile, But The Demon Is A SIMP! by soot_and_salt
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Mar 2024
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Valentino storms into an Overlord meeting fresh from a fight with Vox. There has to be SOME way he can get revenge on that flat faced prick!
Ah, the Radio Demon is here too. Well, isn't THAT interesting... Perhaps a deal can be made there...
Or: Alastor learns a few new vocabulary words and puts them to good use
Bookmarked by UnleashedAltair
17 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
"A maidenless, delulu simp who couldn't pass a vibe check if his life depended on it."