Vanhalla

Haha help I'm being smushed by pecs



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  5. 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) (4)

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  1. Summary

    Uuuhhhhh porn, smut, and all that good shit. There's straight and gay, french and english, angst, fluff, supernatural or slice of life. Pretty much anything you want, as long as it's centered on sex that's all that matters baby

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    The story of Wade Wilson and his cute zombie friend from another universe, Peter Parker!

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    Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.

    Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.

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    24 Jun 2024

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    Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.

    Peter's determined not to cum.

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    12 Jun 2024

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    Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”

    Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.

    “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.

    Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.

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    12 Jun 2024

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    Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.

    So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.

    This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.

    Translated into: русский

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    23 Feb 2024

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    Wade despises laundry day. Until he meets a cute stranger at the Laundromat who's absolutely hopeless at washing any kind of clothes.

    Exactly how that lead to him dating Spider-Man, Wade isn't sure, but he's definitely not complaining.

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    17 Feb 2024