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“Replacement.”
Tim freezes, gaze still locked on Jack’s prone, silent form sprawled out on the floor, and pulls the phone back to look at the number.
It’s kind of funny, he thinks hazily. Of course he would accidentally kill his dad and then mistakenly call Jason, of all people.
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16 Dec 2023
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“This is where I take nutritional breaks and sleep. I have training scheduled in 24 minutes,” he explains, a little uncertain.
“Oh,” she adds, an automatic vocal filler that often gets interviewees to continue.
“Of course, if you need anything done now, I’ll do it,” he adds, with just a slight undercurrent of a rush.
His face may be smooth, his tone blandly professional, but this boy is terrified.
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Lois Lane rescues a teenager who looks a lot like someone she knows...
Featuring Kon angst and hurt/comfort!
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15 Dec 2023
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But still your secrets (I will keep) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2023
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“What the hell is that, Batman.” Kal’s still not moving but he does look back now. “Because if I didn’t know any better I would say that was me.”
“We have intel from a deserter at LexCorp that Luthor had gotten ahold of some of your DNA.” Bruce doesn’t know how to explain this without it … without it being terrible. “Through a fight, through his own strange methods, through kryptonite, who knows. He tried to clone it, but failed-”
Kal’s jaw tightens “Bizzaro.”
“This is a combination of your genes and a human donor, with some of J’onn’s DNA to hold it together.”
Bruce can trace the Martian's contribution with the barest hint of the way the clone’s eye is shaped. Just an impression, a barest hint that would never be connected if Bruce hadn’t seen the files for himself.
Kal bites in a terrible sound that emits from somewhere in his chest, a pitched keen that makes the hair on Bruce’s neck stand straight up. “Where is he?”
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Sure, Kryptonians look human enough, but underneath all that flawless tanned human skin rests a creature that came from the stars.
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11 Dec 2023
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YEAH super funny and also ow and also yes
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Spit In My Mouth by iquirms
Fandoms: DCU, Young Justice - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
09 Dec 2023
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Batman tells Red Robin that if Young Justice are breaking away from the Titans officially, they need more positive press. As in, do not destory buildings, do not maim people and most importantly, keep a professional image. However, that was context which Red Robin did not understand and took that as "do some press as a team."
He goes to Buzzfeed.
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- Part 1 of DC superheros meet the Internet
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Bet It All On Red by centreoftheselights
Fandom: batfam - Fandom, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
24 Jan 2024
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Before the Red Hood is on Batman's radar, Tim Drake manages to figure out his identity. He comes to Hood with an offer:
“Are you in the market for a side-kick?”
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04 Dec 2023
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Absolution by Miles_2_Go
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Robin (Comics)
13 Jul 2023
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23 Nov 2023
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Absolution by Miles_2_Go
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
13 Jul 2023
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Batman is dead and Damian has taken his place. Damian, who spit on Tim when he was alive, when they were supposed to be brothers. Damian al Ghul who shares blood with Tim's former Master, his kidnapper, his torturer. Damian, who doesn't deserve to stand in their father's shoes. Damian, who treats the new Robin like the little brother Tim always wanted to be to him. Back then. Before.
And Tim has some things to say about all that.
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"Damian?" Tim chokes out. And it is. Damian is crouching in front of him. Older, bigger, wearing Bruce's suit, but his face is bare and his brow is knit in concern.But he has his grandfather's eyes and all Tim can see is Ra's between blinks.
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- Part 1 of Absolution
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Bruce was dead, dead dead, shredded-burned-scraps-in-the-debris-of-an-explosion dead. Nothing-left-to-bury dead. And Dick was the only one who knew it.
Or, in which Dick is in charge, Jason is a little shit, and Bruce dies. But not in that order.
Or, Dick Grayson has his own adoption arc.
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The manor was alive. Loud in a way that Tim didn’t know what to do with. Life was evident there in every corner. The kitchen was usually in a state of use. The garden had trodden paths where Alfred liked to walk. Every worn bit of carpet and every reverberating footstep was a testament of life.
And it made Tim bite his lip and twist his fingers together while he sat alone in his room.OR
5 Times Tim's anxiety took the wheel and 1 time he reached out for help when he needed it
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Harry is still getting used to all of it: having parents, having friends, setting up a year-long prank. But the days are as bright as he'd ever hoped they would be.
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- Part 4 of The Many Lives of Sirius Black
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Sirius Black and the Life Altering Choice between Blow and Blow by tofeycat for spookymoonie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2023
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Sirius stared at the options laid out in front of him. He did nothing but look between the carefully created white line, and the dick bulging behind the seams of the frat president’s fly.
Blow or blow.
Back and forth, between the cocaine on the silver tray and the cock he could choose to suck.Series
- Part 5 of Wolfstar Smut
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these stupid hells we keep by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
28 May 2022
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“It’s been a while since I had a student,” muses the man. “Last few were a couple of shitheads. Still.”
And Lisa thinks, I’m not dead yet. And then, I’m not dying today.
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Stick finds an orphaned kid with enough grit to survive a gang shoot out. Taking her on as a student in no way endangers his life, because she doesn't have a surviving murderous father, no, really.
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Bookmarked by irrelevantbeings
24 Sep 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Ripped my heart out and pushed me down a set of stairs. I read a non-linear narrative for this. Anyone who knows me will understand what this means.
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Neighborly by Spooks, thesuninside
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural, The Punisher (TV 2017)
18 Jul 2018
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Harry Potter is informed in third year that he's technically Lord Slytherin by Right of Conquest since he killed the basilisk. This is very stupid, but on the other hand, if Harry can use it to protect people and solve their problems, he will. (it's still stupid, though).
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18 Sep 2023
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In the summer after Harry's sixth year, Harry and Remus uncover a section of the Marauder's Map which has been hidden for the past twenty years, releasing a carbon copy of sixteen-year-old Sirius Black from its depths. As they prepare for the impending war, Sirius must find a place for himself in this new world, Harry must find a way to destroy Voldemort, and Remus must face his own past while trying to build a tenuous future with Tonks.
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Bookmarked by irrelevantbeings
18 Sep 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
I want to read this but have found two of this writers fics so genuinely emotionally devastating that I need to wait for day with no commitments so I can cry
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An ultimately dark for-want-of-a-nail AU of all of Harry Potter canon, which poses the question: what if Neville Longbottom had been the Boy Who Lived? What things might have changed - and what might not have?
A warning to readers coming on near the start: this series starts gentle and becomes dark. Triggers will of course be tagged accordingly, but don't think it'll stay light and action/adventure-y forever. See also: canon.
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Green by meaninglessblah, MissNaya
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
02 Nov 2020
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Jason and Tim agree to coach Damian through trying weed for the first time. All is going well, until they realise they’ve been dealt Ivy-brand weed and inadvertently been dosed with sex pollen.
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- Part 4 of Event Fics 2020
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Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with nothing but a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine and the lute on his back.
As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also for encountering Witchers.
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Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, stabs some people and falls in love along the way.