20 Works by wellthen
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Frostlines by wellthen
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
07 Jul 2025
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"She has already become too human for real love in these days on Hoth. Thawing has already made her weak and unkind, forsaking justice for fleeting, passing, selfish witness."
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In Echo Base, the walls are always freezing over.
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Big Green Plant Psychic Sex by wellthen
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Batman - All Media Types
06 Aug 2021
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“Look, Iv,” Harley continued, whatever she was doing to the vines making Ivy incapable of speech, “I love you so much. So, no offense.”
The pulsing from the vine was all scrambled frenetic sensation — motion, wetness, heat. Harley must’ve curled another vine around her finger because something in Ivy twisted, made her whimper.
“But you can be so predictable.”
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Down by wellthen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Comics)
29 Jun 2021
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Batman not going down is making it a lot harder for Harley to get laid — now she has to tell her casual fling + best friend she’s not that into oral either. Thanks a lot, Batman.
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Tangled Up in a Bad Situation by wellthen
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019), Batman - All Media Types
08 Jun 2021
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Danger.
The warning beat through her body like a second pulse. Ivy stood straight up, abandoning her lab notes to walk to the basement.
The impression from the plant was so strong, pulsing “alert, danger, new” that it took Ivy a second to actually look around with her eyes — the danger was Harley.
Of course it was.
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Root Healing Magic for the Solo Practitioner (Slayer Lineage) by wellthen
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Comics 2019), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Comics 1998)
04 May 2021
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“It’s a solo cycle.” Tara said.
“How do you know?” Faith asked.
“Just vibes, I guess.” Tara said.
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Faith Lehane does Root Healing Magic, Slayer style. Or at least: Faith Lehane style.Series
- Part 2 of Root Healing Magic
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Gal Partners, Business Pals by wellthen
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019)
18 Apr 2021
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“I just thought... you know. You’re Poison Ivy! You’re having hormone fueled vine orgies on piles of cash all the time.” Harley said.
“What? No! I’m... Poison Ivy. I’m trying to stop climate extinction and pay off my grad school loans.”
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Ivy could be a supervillain, the whole package, if she wanted to, okay? It’s just not her vibe.
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Accidents Happen by wellthen
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019)
11 Apr 2021
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“Okay, so, don’t be mad but,” Harley whispered.
Suddenly Ivy was wide awake.
“What?”
“You know how you told me to stop trying to chemically analyze your sex pollen supply?”
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Vines (II) by wellthen
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019)
29 Jan 2021
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Harley woke up because something was pulsing on her wrists. When she was a little more awake she felt the same pressure on her arms and her legs, pinning them to the bed.
Vines.
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Healing Magic to Repair Collective Harm (For a Coven Based Practice) by wellthen
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
23 Jan 2021
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“Is group uh... mandatory?”
“Everything is mandatory when you’ve recently tried to blow up the world.” The Goth woman said. Willow nodded, trying to smile.A story about Magic rehab. WIP.
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So Sad We Fall (You Can’t Stay Here) by wellthen
Fandoms: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate
01 Dec 2020
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Ax and Rachel compare notes on their favorite death poetry by prehistoric Andalite warriors, 16th century samurai, and 1998 UK Billboard chart toppers.
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Easy Banishing Spells (For Two Practitioners) by wellthen
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
12 Nov 2020
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“Magic does not have to be sexual, Tara reminds herself while buying spell supplies a few days later.
When she asks the neopagan message boards for help, none of them respond with anything useful, just a bunch of suggestive emojis.“
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Faith and Tara might have a sex demon in their room. There’s absolutely no reason in particular why this might be the case. -
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The training rooms are a public space, for everyone. Drabble.
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On Being by wellthen
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon), She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
27 Jun 2020
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Steven knew leaving Beach City would be hard and painful. In a lot of ways that was kind of the point. “Healing and self discovery,” as his therapist said via video call,
“involve a great deal of growth and change. Which can be painful.“What he hadn’t expected, which he still wasn’t expecting every morning when he woke up in the backseat tucked in his Cookie Cat sleeping bag, was how ambiguous it all was.
Was this what he was supposed to be doing?
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Root Healing Magic for the Solo Practitioner 🧵 by wellthen
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
16 Jun 2020
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After she leaves Willow, the biggest barrier to Tara’s magical practice is her lack of a reasonable bathtub.
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- Part 1 of Root Healing Magic
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Your Vampire Boyfriend: A Choose Your Own Adventure Game. by wellthen
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), True Blood (TV), Twilight Series - All Media Types, The Hunger (1983), Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice
11 Jun 2020
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You are very ordinary, which is why you can read minds.
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Vines by wellthen
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Harley Quinn (Comics), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019)
11 Jun 2020
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Harley Quinn wakes up tied to a chair.
This is not an unusual start to her day.
She writhes (what a fun word, w r i t h e s) against her restraints.
Her restraints writhe back: vines.
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I had a fight with a friend: do vampires need permission to go inside a tent?
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Romantic NonCon by wellthen
Fandoms: Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Harley Quinn (Comics), DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019)
04 May 2018
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“Stop doing that.”
“Doing what?”
“You know.”
(Writing warm up. Casual sex fight, dialogue only. I hate gay people :))
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What to Expect When All Your Boyfriend's Friends Are Dead by wellthen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2015
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Tonks tries to cheer Remus up with a trip to Hogwarts. In retrospect: not her best plan.
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"Wow, Gina, you look tired!" she had said. "Long night blowing every guy in the band?" Gina deposited the amp she was carrying next to the register and rolled her eyes. "Sorry, what was that, Alanis? I forgot how to speak Angst while I was away."
Deb sneered, she sneered, and somehow, she felt better.