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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Logan let himself get comfortable in this new life. He did the kinda shit normal people did, and every night he fell asleep on that shitty futon with Wade just felt right. He'd fallen in love with... The routine of it all. Yeah. Definitely just the routine.

    It seemed like it'd last forever, until a massive twunk shaped wrench got thrown into his comfortable life.

    --->>

    In which Peter and Wade are together, and drag Logan into their mess.

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    27 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Wade snorts again. "You've been planted between my tits for like an hour without moving, baby boy."

    "You have fantastic tits," Peter counters, because well, he does. Plush and firm and bouncy—there are some quality tits happening on Wade Wilson. Any man would be lucky to shove his face in here for an hour.

    "Aw, baby," Wade coos. "I know. But normally when you aren't having a bad day—"

    "I can't have bad days," Peter reminds him patiently, "that's what I've been trying to tell you."

    "—you'd have progressed to shoving my shirt up and fucking them by now," Wade continues, ignoring him.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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    12 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    12 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “What’s up, creepy crawly?” The Alpha bumped shoulders with Pete. “You’re quiet.”

    “Don’t feel good.” Peter mumbled. “M’in heat.”

    “Heat.” Wade echoed dumbly. “I uh-- I didn’t know you people did that sort of thing.”

    “My people?”

    “You arachnid idenitfying individuals.” Wade mimed having eight legs and fangs. “Didn’t know you spidery folk did the monthly horny cycle thing.”

    “I’m human, Wade.” Peter said tiredly. “An Omega. Human.”

    “Right. No.” the Alpha nodded. “Sure. I totally knew that. Definitely knew you were human. Yep.”

    The silence was fifty shades of extremely awkward, so Wade took a deep breath and decided to make it all worse.

    “...you want me to help you through your heat?”

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    08 Mar 2025

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    Peters has fangs now. Sure, whatever, his life is weird enough already, but when he discovers that he also produces venom, it becomes a whole new problem. How will he figure out what exactly his new fangs are capable of? How is he supposed to fight the urge not to bite every criminal he comes across?
    Plus, as if he didn’t already have his hands full, a mercenary called Deadpool is insisting on joining him during all his patrols. Peter’s life is a nightmare, and all he wants is something to chew on.

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    05 Mar 2025

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    Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.

    Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.

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    04 Mar 2025

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    Over the years the Avengers have made a few attempts to recruit Spider-Man to their ranks only to receive a resounding no each time. With Public intrigue growing again it's time for their next try, the only problem with that, Spider-Man is resolutely ignoring their calls. So they call in an outside man to get Spider-Man into a meeting room.
    And while most their hopes get dashed the moment the X-Men send them Deadpool for help, Tony has a simply solution.
    See as a personal project for himself he hired a photographer, specifically Spider-Man's old photographer Peter Parker. Who just so happens to be in the room when Deadpool shows up.
    With Peter's old relationship with Spider-Man and Deadpool's tracking(stalking) skills they'd make a great Spider-Wrangling team.

    [Or: Peter and Wade are hired to bring in Spider-Man, which works out about as well as you think it will for Peter.]

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    16 Feb 2025

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    A Sonic movieverse sonadow AU where Shadow is brought into the family before ever trying to destroy the world. Marked as complete for now, but will be continued when we get more movieverse content.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    "There was no way that was who he thought it was, right? It had to be someone else, someone dangerous and unknown, someone who-

    “I know you’re there, Sonic.”

    Sonic steps beyond the tree line, his body tense, not quite trusting his own ears.

    “Shadow? Is that actually you?”

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    05 Feb 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 21

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    04 Feb 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 32

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    Wade hops up onto the stool, knowing how stupid he looks doing it, eyes on her face for her reaction. She watches him silently but there's a wry smile on her full pink lips, a redness rising up her cheeks and over her button nose.

    "These stools are a pain in the ass," Wade says, "You wanna sit on my face instead?"

    "This would have to go," she replies, making a circular gesture at the stubbled facial hair around his mouth. "I have sensitive skin."

    ---

    Wade loves and lets go and loves again.

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    31 Jan 2025

  13. Public Bookmark *

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    When Spider-Man gets evicted, Wade offers to let the hero live with him. Identities are revealed and Wade contracts Hanahaki. But he can totally handle it. Yep. 100%. It’s Not a problem.

    (Until it really, really is.)

    Featuring The Boxes and Wade being so very in love.

    Now completed!

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    30 Jan 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 33

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    All my Spideypool one-shots in one place :)

    Some may or may not be related to one another

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    28 Jan 2025

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Peter and Wade have a very brief body-swap that leaves Peter reeling with what he felt in Wade's body - and what Wade clearly felt in his. Peter decides it's time someone took Wade's pain seriously. What use is being a scientist if you can't help your violent mercenary bro?

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    27 Jan 2025

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    Deadpool saves May Parker from a potentially fatal accident and, as a result, meets her cute nephew. But while Peter Parker is certainly lovely, he’s also openly standoffish and hostile from the get-go, so Wade makes it his quest to win him over. Then Spider-Man turns up, and things get messy.

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    19 Jan 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 54

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    Anyone who knows anything about Spider-Man knows that he keeps his identity under tight lock and key. It's in the second sentence of his Wikipedia entry, and the first thing you learn if you want to work with him. Deadpool is no exception, as much as she clearly wants to be.

    Penelope Parker, on the other hand, is lucky enough to not have to worry about it on a day-to-day basis. Because as much as she is definitely still Spider-Man if you watch carefully, no one's looking in the right places. It works out great for her. Well, Deadpool has started prodding around, but she's not worried.

    or: A fem spideypool fic bc we need more of those.

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    18 Jan 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 77

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    The fic where Peter and Wade grew up together. They are madly in love, overly co-dependent and trauma-bonded. Then Wade leaves and neither of them handles it well.

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    My name is Vanessa.

    I was Wade Wilson's girlfriend for the past year and a half. But I know I was never his greatest love. You were. I don’t resent you for that. I am glad I got the time with Wade that I did and he was never happier than when he talked of you.

    I am so sorry to tell you this Peter but Wade is gone. Nine months ago he got sick. He was diagnosed with a rapidly progressive kind of cancer and given three months to live.

    He left me soon after. I think you and I both know Wade never liked being seen as weak.

    I didn’t have any contacts for Wade's family, nor did the military. The only person from before he ever talked about was you.

    I have mailed you his dog tags. I think he would have wanted you to have them.

    I am sorry Peter.

    Vanessa

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    17 Jan 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 43

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    15 Jan 2025

  20. Rec 64

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    Peter wasn’t used to working with immortals, sure he could wrap his head around faster healing and enhanced recovery but everything he knows pales in comparison to Deadpool. Depending on the severity of injury it normally took Wade 60 seconds to be back on his feet or at least showing improvement.
    It was stupidly calming to count out those 60 seconds, to the extent that it became what it is now, a low steady hum pressed in tight with his heart, the extra weight working wonders at keeping him grounded.
    60 seconds passed too quickly, seeing as Wade didn’t show a single sign he would come back soon. Peter’s every active nerve singed in the quick shock of an electric alarm bolting through him.
    “Why the fuck is he not breathing.” Peter’s fist clenched and unclenched, his mind and body at war over punching or webbing, depending on when they broached into his space it could be either one.
    “He should be breathing by now. It only takes a minute, it’s been five. So I’ll repeat myself one more time before I start hitting people. Why the fuck isn’t he breathing.”

    [Or: Wade dies, get's collared with a power suppressing collar and doesn't heal, Peter flips out- just a bit]

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    23 Dec 2024

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