Confused_Salami
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Eleanor Wallsnapper's first year at Monroe Magick Academy was pretty normal. What could go wrong with the rest of her stay? She and her friends tag along for an adventure that may change their lives forever...
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Little Wind Gust by Confused_Salami
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
10 Jul 2025
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Sanemi never expected to be saddled with a kid- he didn’t even want a family. Justice came first… right?
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06 Jul 2026
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Pure Vanilla is a lonely man in a fishing village on an island. He's attempted to find love but all attempts have failed as none have returned his feelings.
Until one night, he encounters an entrapped seal.
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- Part 3 of PURECACAO IS PEAK
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01 Jul 2026
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Pure Vanilla is as an after-school tutor at the corner library he works at
Dark Cacao is a highly respected mafia boss in the alleys of the city
Dark Choco, Caramel Arrow, and Crunchy are all Dark Cacao's children
What happens when Pure Vanilla gets roped in and becomes their nanny? What happens when Dark Cacao begins developing feelings? What happens when the children are put in danger?
Read and find out!
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- Part 2 of PURECACAO IS PEAK
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29 Jun 2026
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When The Past Comes Back (To Haunt You) by SilverDragonflyMoon
Fandoms: Tomb Raider (Video Games), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming, The Mummy (Movies 1999-2008), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), 007 First Light (IO Interactive Video Game)
15 Jun 2026
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What if James Bond and Lara Croft were childhood friends? James was with Lara during the events of Yamatai and Siberia, however when they returned to England James left with no note or goodbye as the events of Siberia shook him. He contacted another friend and asked them to lock down his history with Yamatai and Siberia as he was going to join SAS. Then 2 years into joining the SAS, the events of Iceland happened and James was recruited to MI6 newly reinstated 00 program. However the past comes to haunt James as an old foe returns.
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23 Jun 2026
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Pure Vanilla jumped to his feet and backed away slowly. He wanted to believe that his terrible eyesight was playing tricks on him, but he had picked up the staff, which was now lying on the floor, and read the letter a thousand times to be sure, yet it said the same thing.
The kingdom of Dark Cacao was in danger; a mutated strain of the Jellywalker virus had attacked the king, and the epidemic they thought they had eradicated was back.
With determination, he set out for the kingdom of the frozen peaks to get to the bottom of this.
Bookmarked by Confused_Salami
22 Jun 2026