Gement
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Bruce Wayne and Batman have built up sexual tension during all those “hostage rescues.” Since he’s the same person, it’s complicated to set up a playdate. If you’re rich, you can pay someone to facilitate that. If you’re Bruce Wayne rich, you can pay someone to facilitate a lot of that.
Or: Bruce Wayne hires an escort to dress as Batman and do truly terrible things to him so he can have a closer relationship with himself.
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Winging Their Way by Gement
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
25 Apr 2023
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Inspired with loving admiration by the Detachment series and its other related works.
Look, *you* try finding enough true on-theme rhymes for Krypton.
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- Part 13 of Superbat Saturdays
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Life in Plastic (It's Fantastic) by Gement
Fandoms: The LEGO Batman Movie, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The LEGO Movie (2014)
23 Dec 2022
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Clark has a much smaller Batman on his hands. Literally. (Tiny plastic Bruce is having a great time, and is exactly as difficult to work with as the tall one.)
Bruce is in a simpler, brightly colored world where Dick and Alfred give him spontaneous hugs and Superman is practically a stranger. But hey, the Batcave has a lagoon now.
Bat-Mite has a 5D video camera and popcorn. Game on.
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- Part 12 of Superbat Saturdays
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Tied to the Threads of Some Prayer by Gement for JusticePlague
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Dec 2021
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Bruce lands with a whump. He's going to be a better patient this time. Really. If he can find the right headspace, he might even manage to enjoy the help Clark has been longing to give him.
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"You know, in about half an hour, there should be a spectacular sunset at my beach house in Barbados."
"Want to go see it?" Clark's attempt to sound casual was transparent but charming.
"Yeah. Give me a minute." He typed a quick list to Alfred, unplugged his laptop, and pulled it in against his chest. "Let's go."
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- Part 11 of Superbat Saturdays
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Mayhem: The Chitauri Invasion by Gement for spiderfire
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Dec 2021
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Just imagine what insurance would have to cover in the MCU. Then imagine Mayhem trying to sell it to you.
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Magic by Gement
Fandom: Bill & Ted (Movies), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cabaret (1972), Emperor's New Groove (2000), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Pulp Fiction (1994), Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard, The Lion King (1994), The Muppet Show, The X-Files
14 Nov 2014
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Millennial (Earth-Prime), n.
1a. A person born between 1980 and 1996.
1b. Probably a frustrated barista who can't afford grad school or a house and doesn't think socialism is a dirty word.Millennial (Earth-93), n.
2a. A person affected by millennialism [n. A sociological phenomenon first observed in 1998, marked by heightened conflict, thematic behavior, and inexplicable physical and technological feats].
2b. Someone who thinks punching people while wearing adventure pajamas is a valid lifestyle choice.Zach fits the first definition. Bruce fits the second. Now kiss.
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Kryptonite Collar by Red Starlight by Gement
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Justice League, Superman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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The World's Finest attempt to avoid the Evil Superman timeline via careful application of petplay. This is not where the author expected it to end up. Nor Egrets.
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- 6
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Superbat Saturdays by Gement
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, BTAS, DCU, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Justice League, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Sandman (Comics), STAS, Superman - All Media Types, The LEGO Batman Movie, The LEGO Movie (2014)
25 Apr 2023
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Irregular and unconnected postings as I get plot-bunnied. Anything not marked as part of another series is in its own continuity, and characterizations are distinct, especially re: romantic orientation; it turns out Bruce in my head can range from fairy tale wedding planner to soft-aro. Just roll with it one story at a time.
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Don't Be Shocked When Your Hist'ry Book Mentions Me by atheilen, Gement, hollimichele, raven_aorla, ReginaCordium
Fandom: American Revolution RPF, Hamilton - Miranda, Real Person Fiction, Sleepy Hollow (TV)
06 Mar 2016
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Sleepy Hollow woke him up, and there are still a million things he hasn't done.
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Clark really really missed his wife while away on an intergalactic mission, and the feeling is mutual.
Bookmarked by Gement
18 Oct 2025
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Blistering hot, established relationship but so spontaneous! The good stuff. Clark is the best puppy.
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The League won't say it out loud, but there are moments where even Bruce sighs, runs a hand through his hair, and thinks 'Wow. Isn't it great he's on our side?'
(Written for the April Fool's Topsy Turvy event for the Superbateveryweek Server!)
Bookmarked by Gement
05 Apr 2025
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If our two loves be one by phoenixflight for oliviacirce
Fandoms: Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers
23 Dec 2024
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Harriet explores the unexpected landscape of marriage.
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Bookmarked by Gement
02 Mar 2025
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Before Robin, before the Joker, before Catwoman, Bruce Wayne has a run-in with a man, a demon, and a sword. Is Jason Blood a friend, or an enemy? How will an untested, inexperienced Batman deal with the forces of darkness in Gotham? Is Bruce ready to let someone in after Andrea? Is Bludhaven-style pizza truly the worst pizza in the tristate area?
Bookmarked by Gement
25 Jan 2025
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carve your name into my arm by Ferox for FleetSparrow
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics)
24 Sep 2024
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The thing is, Selina knows how to read people. She knows what they want and more importantly, she knows when they're lying to her. And that's the thing about this unassuming nerd hunched on her couch; he is lying to her. And he is dangerous.
But he doesn't feel like a threat.
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Bookmarked by Gement
03 Jan 2025