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A canon rewrite starting in Year 3, told through the eyes of Draco Malfoy, who has just discovered a strange new power that changed everything.
Suddenly able to see visions of the future, Draco was forced to confront the limits of what he’s been taught and who he really wanted to be.
While loosely following the canon books' events, Draco also has his own parallel path: unraveling secrets, questioning loyalties, and slowly, stubbornly, trying to make different choices this time.
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27 Aug 2025
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In the icy streets of Camelot City, a homeless Merlin struggles to survive after escaping an abusive relationship. When a chance encounter brings him face-to-face with Arthur Pendragon, the real estate billionaire owning half of Albion, Merlin is thrown a lifeline in the form of a job. But Pendragon’s offer is for sex work: a position as his 24/7 live-in sub. More than reluctant, but desperate for shelter, Merlin agrees, and soon finds himself struggling as past traumas resurface…
This fic is on hiatus until further notice.
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- English
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- 49,269
- Chapters:
- 12/25
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08 Apr 2025
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“Pine Tree?” He was just talking about the logo on the hat, Dipper reassured himself, it was just a coincidence that it was too close for comfort to his last name.
“Are you some sort of awful little fairy that comes to Gravity Falls every six years just to make my life a little bit worse? Is that how it works?”Series
- Part 1 of Smells of sulfur, Smells of pines
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- English
- Words:
- 90,535
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 404
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27 Apr 2022
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“That’s good, right?” He feels somewhat out of his mind. It's a rush he's not used to, something he doesn't particularly like, and it leaves him wondering if this is what he should have felt when this whole thing first started. “When your future brother-in-law says shit like that it means that he approves of you, right? Fuck, I’m getting married to Uchiha Itachi’s little brother, Shika. What the fuck-”
Shikamaru’s face twists, “Naruto-”
The kitchen door bursts open, and Temari steps into the living room, gaping at them both. “Naruto’s getting married?"
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- Part 1 of Behind The Matters of Duty
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- English
- Words:
- 109,132
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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- 2
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- 619
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13 Apr 2022
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Navigating life events that turn his world upside down, including his ascension to the throne and a revelation that rocks him to his core, Arthur's ever-evolving relationship with Merlin becomes the most important of his life. No one ever said love was easy.
“I would die before I hurt you,” Arthur said, his voice strangled. “I would kill anyone who ever tried to do you harm and it pains me to think that you could ever fear me.”
“I don’t understand,” Merlin said breathlessly. “You’re the king, you – ”
“I’m not standing here as a king, Merlin!” Arthur shouted, his voice breaking as he did so. “I’m standing here as a man, a man who believed he knew you completely, a man who thought you were the one constant in his life, a man who thought…who thought you were his,” he finished, horrified to feel tears pricking his eyes.
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- English
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- 102,622
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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- 1,064
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18 Jan 2022
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Arthur gave Merlin his cloak thinking only of the warmth it would offer in a snowstorm. He never thought his manservant may be mistaken for him and snatched by bandits. Nor did he expect his dashing rescue of Merlin to turn his world so utterly on his head.
Because the bandits hadn't kidnapped a prince. They'd snatched a sorcerer, and now captivity is the least of anyone's problems.
A golden age awaits, but can they claim it together, or are they doomed to fail?
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- English
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- 264,621
- Chapters:
- 66/66
- Collections:
- 32
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- 4,773
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18 Jan 2022
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“He cursed me. I’m coughing up flowers, Gaius—what other possible explanation is there?”
“Well, there is—”
“He was mad at me, it’s exactly something he would do. Infuriating, obnoxious, goddamned sorcerer that he is probably finds it funny to—”
It is said that the sins of the father should not be cast upon the son. Unfortunately, a father's miscalculated bargain can still come back to haunt you—Arthur is twenty-one, has a kingdom to rule, and apparently, a magically binding marriage contract with the Prince of Escetir. Prince Merlin, who has magic, a dragon, great dislike for Arthur, and still no intention to back out of the contract.
The worst part is, to a degree, Arthur understands—as a sorcerer, he wouldn't trust Uther Pendragon's son either. So he simply has to convince Merlin that he can be trusted, and the contract can be broken while they secure peace between Camelot and Escetir. It's a good plan.
Right up until forces conspire against both their kingdoms, more secrets come to light, and Arthur starts coughing up flowers.
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- Part 35 of Merlin Stories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,500
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 1
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- 839
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18 Jan 2022
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Arthur Pendragon and Merlin were literally from two different worlds. One is a prince from a great kingdom and the other a common farm boy from the next kingdom over. These two should have never met.
But that was before they realized their parents were once friends and arranged the two of them to marry when they reached adulthood. That was before Uther turned on magic and Hunith went on the run with her infant son.
Now almost twenty years have passed and these two boys have grown into men. Camelot knights have found Hunith and come to collect her son.
Will Merlin survive this new world he has been thrusted into? A peasant among royals, a sorcerer among those that would have him killed if they found out. Can Merlin even begin to hope for happiness when the prince he is forced to marry wants nothing to do with him?
Follows canon but with my own arranged marriage spin to it
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- Part 1 of A Marriage that Started a Legend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,535,968
- Chapters:
- 154/154
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 11,102
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- 8,751
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- 652,478
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15 Jan 2022
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When his mother is murdered for treachery, Draco's world falls apart. Harry, struggling with the events of the graveyard, is now plagued with grotesque visions. To make matters worse, they have to deal with Umbridge and her sadistic iron fist imposed on the school.
One hell of a year.
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- Part 1 of By Dawn
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 294,553
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 737
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- 2,343
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- 588
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- 120,097
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31 Jul 2021
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09 Jul 2021
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The only reason Sasuke keeps coming back to Konoha is because of that mattress. The bed is his only respite. And perhaps the dumbass who owns said bed might be worth it, too.
Or, another canon divergence 699 that showers Sasuke with too much (deserved) love and attention that we all need for these unprecedented times.
Title means "Bonded Light". It'll make sense when you're about 100K in.
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- Part 2 of Kizunaverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 204,369
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,407
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- 7,872
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26 May 2021
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As a child, Naruto dealt with anger the best way he could--via revenge, screaming into pillows, and picking fights he couldn't win. Meeting the Nine Tailed fox introduces a new option for fun therapy.
AKA the fic where Naruto meets the Nine Tails early and they can communicate--they just have nothing nice to say to each other.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63,458
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 753
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- 4,418
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24 Nov 2020
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live for you; die for you by witchoira
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 May 2021
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To hyperventilate over the wild back and forth of raising a child with the person you want to hit with a brick and trying not to give your kid childhood trauma. There is a general existential crisis and it is how incompetent they are at it.
Or: Sukuna and Gojo are dads. It’s an awful idea.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 170,000
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 1,237
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- 3,335
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20 Nov 2020
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MSPA Reader reflects on their current situation and unhappiness at not being able to see their old friends and quadmates again. They accept that they past they once knew them in no longer exists, but what about the present?
Aka MSPA Reader reunites with adult Mallek and there are feelings to be had.
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25 Jun 2020
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Dirk Strider wakes up back in post-diluvian Houston and immediately splinters himself. Or not.
No one is happy about this.
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- Part 1 of dualshock desertbloom
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25 Jun 2020
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The Undergrad Troll's Guide to Convivial Human Interaction by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Nov 2021
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In order to conduct any business on Earth, all trolls must possess at least a bachelor's degree in cross-species diplomacy. In order to get a degree in cross-species diplomacy, trolls are required to "foster" a human for one year. This is already a daunting task, but, in exchange for the right to study, all selected human fosters are also the recipients of genetically designed superpowers.
One troll gets a partner with whom she immediately finds common ground. Another gets a partner he can barely communicate with.
This is their guide to dealing with humans, written by trolls whose only interactions with mammalian lifeforms has been in strictly academic settings.
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- English
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- 46,724
- Chapters:
- 23/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 170
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- 291
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- 5,823
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22 Jun 2020
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It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.
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A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 146,375
- Chapters:
- 22/25
- Comments:
- 462
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- 917
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20 Jun 2020
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Who the fuck blows thousands of dollars on a city-wide search just to find the mysterious guy they had hit on and ended up getting a (fucking amazing by the way) blowjob from at the back of their favourite night club only to realize the next morning that the fucker actually stole their wallet, their phone, and most importantly, their goddamn mints, because they were too busy being a drunk as fuck dumbass basking in their undeserved orgasm high?
You, apparently. You're the dumbass. It is you.
((This story has undergone heavy rewrites. If you are an old reader, I recommend rereading from the start.))
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14 Jun 2020
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A half-human, half-bird crashes in an irate mutant's forest backyard. Nurturing an injured mystical creature back to health turns into something said troll did not sign up for in more ways than one.
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"One for sorrow,
Is what they say,
But is it your dismay,
Or for the crow?"Bookmarked by Shittybits
09 Jun 2020
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The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.
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Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 559,674
- Chapters:
- 73/?
- Comments:
- 1,844
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- 1,794
- Bookmarks:
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- 79,800
Bookmarked by Shittybits
09 Jun 2020