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    In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.

    Aziraphale has to help put him back together.

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    23 Oct 2022

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    A very normal vacation with friends.

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    23 Oct 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    What was a demon to do, when such a thing was no longer his job title?

    For that matter, what was an angel to do, when Heaven had tried to literally fire him?

    The fact of the matter was they needed something to do -- they needed hobbies. As it just so happens, these hobbies converged upon one American diner, home to some of the finest American-style food one could find, in a village south of London.

    One showed up for his job as a Michelin restaurant inspector, the other for his job as a top-secret spy for the government.

    The problem? Neither knew the other had taken up their so-called hobby, but they both knew the other was up to something.

    "You don't think this is another Shadwell situation, do you?"

    Crowley hesitated. "Maybe."

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    23 Oct 2022

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    “Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.

    Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.

    When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.

    Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.

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    23 Oct 2022

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    Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.

    Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.

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    23 Oct 2022

  6. Public Bookmark 41

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    Wood scratches over marble as Crowley slides something across the countertop. “What is this?”

    Aziraphale swallows.

    Before him sits a wooden box. A box he’s kept secret. For a lot of very good reasons.

    They've moved to the South Downs a year ago. And for a year, Aziraphale has been keeping secrets from Crowley.
    Secrets that unravel when Crowley comes across a box of photographs and that threaten the fragile life they've built for themselves.

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    23 Oct 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Gardening is making live things from old, growth from death. Tear away at the green sward, baptise the ruins with fish and blood and bone; stitch ruin and decay across it and wait.

    Crowley throws the ruin of himself into the soil around their cottage as soon as they move.”

    Or, healing is a long road. Crowley’s starts in their garden.

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    23 Oct 2022

  8. Public Bookmark 44

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    23 Oct 2022

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    Crowley opens his eyes, breathing a little hard. They stare at each other for a long, terrible moment of silence. Aziraphale blinks again, and then his eyes quizzically go to Crowley’s abdomen.

    “Eggs,” he repeats, like he can’t quite believe it, and then points a finger for clarification. “Inside you?”

    “Yes,” Crowley says miserably, bringing his hands up to his face. “The endless perks of being a bless-ed snake demon. I forgot to banish them away this time, I s’pose. But now they won’t budge.”

    “Ah,” Aziraphale says lightly. And then, with slightly more feeling, “Oh my.”

    “You’re not panicking,” Crowley deadpans, peering between his fingers at the angel. “Why aren’t you panicking?”
     

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    23 Oct 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 38

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    After thwarting Heaven and Hell, life goes on as usual for Crowley and the angel -- at least at first. Aziraphale has a problem, and has to be coaxed into admitting it.

    “Can’t see in bright sunlight?”

    “It’s like having the glory of the Lord follow you about.”

    “But you still have to put bigger bulbs in the shop lights.” Crowley hadn’t failed to notice.

    “I just miracled them stronger.”

    “Haloes where they don’t belong?”

    “I thought Heaven was still stalking me for a bit, but it was just lamp standards.”

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    23 Oct 2022

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    “Who was at the very first rehearsal, hmm? Who read over Shakespeare’s shoulder as he put ink to parchment? If anything, I know Hamlet just as intimately as I know you.” Aziraphale picked up his teacup again and looked at Crowley over the rim of it. “Maybe even more.”

    Crowley was tempted to ask if he’d fucked Hamlet.

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    Aziraphale is cast as the lead in a community theatre production of Hamlet, a lifelong dream of his and a lifelong night terror of Crowley's. But, as the hapless Crowley helps him run lines, it becomes a mystery why anyone would let Aziraphale on stage. Tears are shed, skulls are crushed, monologues are butchered, and through it all, Crowley remains supportive. After all, the show must go on--even if it is the fifty billionth production of stupid, overrated Hamlet.

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    23 Oct 2022

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    “That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.

    “Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?”

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    The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.

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    23 Oct 2022

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    The first few days after they beat Heaven and Hell are some of the most magical Crowley’s ever lived. There is so much looking into each other’s eyes longingly, and happy sighs, and even random fits of giggles. They’re both giddy with their newfound freedom. It’s time for the finest restaurants in town, the most expensive bottles of champagne, the most exclusive events to attend: they’ve got so much to celebrate.

    And then, little by little, a strange tension starts creeping in.

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    23 Oct 2022

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    Over a decade after the Almost Apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale are comfortably settled into their life together in South Downs, happily married and content in retirement. There's nothing lacking in their love and relationship, but what if they had room, maybe, for just one more...?

    {A domestic series based around family, love, healing, tenderness, and growth; features the ineffable husbands set in the future as they both uniquely experience pregnancy for the first time by taking turns carrying. Flavoured with an extra contextual look into their shared past, and especially Crowley's history as a midwife as he handles the notion of being able to carry and nurture his own child.}

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    23 Oct 2022

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    Aziraphale wants holy communion. He wants eucharistic adoration. He wants the whole damn host. Even the terrible church wine will do, at this point.

    Wherein:
    1. Loving and being in love are two very distinct states of being.
    2. The occult and the ethereal are more like eldritch entities than Renaissance paintings.
    3. There are tentacles.

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    23 Oct 2022

  16. Public Bookmark 17

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    Crowley gets a mobile for Aziraphale. Because he's Crowley, it backfires. But only a bit.

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    23 Oct 2022

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    When you’re talking about bodies locked in orbit, forever circling each other, it takes two to tango. Forces opposed; action and reaction. One, and the other. 

    But the blank-slate version of Aziraphale sleeping beside Crowley in this cold little bed had no fear of Heaven, no fear of Falling. Not even a fear of snakes. He only had, as all humans did, the knowledge of good and bad, and the ability to make a choice.

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    Crowley must turn Aziraphale human in order to hide him from Heaven.

    (Inspired by/fusion with Doctor Who’s Human Nature/Family of Blood arc)

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    23 Oct 2022

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    “I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.

    “Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."

    “It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."

    “Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.

    “Will you come to a party with me?"

    ****

    Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books).

    Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.

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    666
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    57,618

    11 Oct 2022

  19. Public Bookmark 25

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    The missing pieces in the Nowhere King's backstory. Elk and the General start as two confused split souls in the Rift, unsure of what to make of each other but bonded in their devotion to their Princess. This is how they explore their new bodies, how they win her heart for the second time, and how their uneasy alliance deteriorates so horribly.

    *For simplicity's sake, since none of the main human characters have names in this show, the General before becoming a general is called Man.

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    8/?
    Comments:
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    09 Oct 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 27

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    Crowley hunts occult objects with the help of his team of humans. More specifically, he’s hunting for a key that leads to something that might just give him the life he craves on Earth. For eternity.

    However, the treasure hidden by Heaven on Earth long ago isn’t quite what he was expecting, and he realises the devastating truth behind what happened to an old friend he met in the Garden, long ago.

    AU.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    129
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    207
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    27
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    4,159

    12 Sep 2022

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