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“I don’t get it,” Pete says. “Why don’t you just–”
“Date for ‘real?’” Stede snips.
“Babe, I love you with all of my heart,” Lucius says. “But no one in the history of the world has ever been more together than these two men.”
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- Part 8 of OFMD one-shots
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06 Jan 2024
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Ed and Stede have been best friends for years. They're one another's safe spaces and tell each other everything. Well, almost everything. Ed hasn't been able to find the confidence yet to tell Stede that he's been pining over him for ages. Turns out, Stede has kept things from Ed, too. Mainly, that he's TikTok famous for his "get ready with me" videos, something Ed discovers while he's mindlessly scrolling late one evening.
Thing is, they're absolutely amazing. This doesn't help Ed's pining issue AT ALL. Why didn't Stede tell him this account existed? How in the world should he go about TELLING Stede he found it?
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06 Jan 2024
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Hallmark Movie AU meets Torture Demon Horror AU.
Hall Mark of the Beast, if you will.Will small-town Christmas shop decorator Stede Bonnet win the heart of big-city demon Edward Teach in time for Christmas? Will the torture demon win the soul of the most wholesome man on Earth? Only time will tell.
Join me for the next 12 days leading up to Christmas Day as I try to cram in the cheesiest Hallmark Holiday Movie troupes AND the scariest horror movie troupes I can into one fic!
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- English
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- 24,793
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- 12/12
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- 133
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05 Jan 2024
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Stede comes to him at night.
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- Part 4 of OFMD Skeleton Crew Drabbles
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- English
- Words:
- 100
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 16
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05 Jan 2024
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Stede Bonnet, recently divorced, returns to the town he once knew with a plan. He's got the house (older and more derelict than he remembers), he's got the bees (and the theoretical skill to keep them), and he's going to be(e) happy if it's the last thing he does. (Stede is, as it turns out, a bit miserable no matter how hard he tries.)
Ed Teach has been keeping all of his various demos at bay more or less successfully for years now. He's known as THE beekeeper in town, always meticulous, always gentle, never too bothered with rules, expectations, or protective gear for that matter. (Ed is also, no matter how hard he tries, a bit bored at this point.)Series
- Part 2 of Revenge Bees
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- English
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- 79,710
- Chapters:
- 396/396
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Bookmarked by dimsimkitty
05 Jan 2024
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Parry & Riposte by GayPirateAficionado, PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Nov 2025
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A modern sport fencing Ed/Stede AU, set in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Ed is a former professional fencer, current fencing club owner. Stede is a professor at the local small liberal arts college.
The amount of actual fencing varies. Low angst in Kiss Me, no angst in the rest; some are spicy, all are sweet. They may be Idiots in Love, but they are a set. Do Not Separate.
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02 Jan 2024
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Stede wonders what the man looks like. He doesn’t sound young like the first profile. Maybe a man in his late thirties? Or forties, perhaps? “Yes, of course, but I—” He shifts on the sofa, feeling embarrassed. “I’m rather new to this, I’m afraid.”
The man hums, and another shiver runs down Stede’s spine. “To phone sex?” he asks. “Paying for it? To talking to a man?”
“All of the above,” Stede sighs. “I mean, I’ve talked to men before, obviously, but…”
“Not for sex.”
Stede figures that the safest way to figure out if he's actually attracted to men is by calling a phone sex line.
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- Part 1 of Phone Sex AU
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- English
- Words:
- 58,864
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 3
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02 Jan 2024
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This is scary story about a spider---
Actually, strike that.
This is a scary story told by a spider.
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Innkeepers-era horror-comedy told from the POV of the house spider who lives in the inn. Think Charlotte's Web meets Home Alone.
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- English
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- 8,201
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- 1/1
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01 Jan 2024
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28 Dec 2023
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jul 2025
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Bookmarked by dimsimkitty
27 Dec 2023
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2022
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Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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- English
- Words:
- 312,095
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 6
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- 2,083
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27 Dec 2023
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Stede helps Ed fall asleep.
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27 Dec 2023
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Too Hot (Hot Damn) by adhduck, bizarrelittlemew, CartoonMayor, ClaireGregory, eefaevie, emi_rose, fake_geek_boy, ghostalservice, petrichorca, wardrobespierre, xoxoemynn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Oct 2023
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Stede leaves his wife over a sexy calendar model, then finds himself in the presence of the man himself after a series of unfortunate fiery events.
Firefighter Edward Teach keeps getting called out to a handsome middle-aged bachelor's apartment to respond to kitchen fires.
Will their unlikely connection spark an inferno? 🔥
Now with a podfic by LoopyDangerFrog!
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27 Dec 2023
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Ed’s fallen asleep again - he usually does once the port’s run dry. Stede had heard so many stories about the dread pirate Blackbeard as to paint a grisly picture: head curled in smoke, a murderous shadow looming over the deck, a gun in each hand and a knife between his teeth. It was all nonsense, of course, though Stede knows Ed can cut a fearsome figure if he wants to. He wonders at the songs they’d sing of Blackbeard now, head tucked gently into his chest, hair falling over his face like curtains.
Five times Stede wakes Ed up, and one time Ed returns the favor.
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- English
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- 2,230
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 80
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- 313
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- 1,618
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26 Dec 2023
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When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.
Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.
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- Part 1 of Ed, Actually Universe
- Part 1 of bonnypitty's SMAUs
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Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to—
“Are you trying to shake hands?”
“Yes, I thought—”
Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?”
“Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.”
It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions -- all contained within. Now COMPLETE.
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- English
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- 33,368
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1,058
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18 Dec 2023
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Stede has always longed to see the Northern Lights, but never had the chance to go during his marriage as Mary hated vacationing anywhere cold. With his father’s retirement looming, Stede only has a small window of time to achieve his dream before he’s tied down to his responsibility to the Bonnet family legacy. He sets out on an impulsive and woefully unprepared trip to Finland to see the Northern Lights and perhaps discover something about himself along the way.
Edward Teach moved to Finland years ago for a change of scenery and to get away from… well, he doesn’t like thinking about it. His tour business is successful, and he’s proud to earn a living showing off all the wonderful things about the place he calls home now. Although, maybe, if he’s being honest, he’s just a bit lonely? Still, no time to dwell on that since it’s his busiest season, and one of the best times of year for his biggest moneymaker - snowmobile tours to view the Northern Lights.
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- Part 1 of The Fox Fires Boys
- Part 3 of bonnypitty's SMAUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 161,170
- Chapters:
- 80/80
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 740
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- 615
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- 208
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- 20,324
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01 Dec 2023
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Bug Boys 2: Electric Bugaloo by GayPirateAficionado, PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jun 2023
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The continuing adventures of YouTuber Stede, bug nerd Ed. How will they cope with living 2,000 miles apart?
A fic based on ofmdmicrofic’s prompts for the month of June. The plan is to update daily. Smut will be tagged and skippable.
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- Part 2 of The Bug Boys
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,848
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 1,389
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- 7,684
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29 Nov 2023
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28 Nov 2023