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  1. Summary

    Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
    Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!

    This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
    As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!

    “I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
    - Alex Hirsch

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    They say his fur was initially gray, or orange, or black, or something else, but fear or shock turned it white. They say he never existed until he was on that cart, that the Divines made him from nothing and placed him there, for the sole purpose to destroy Alduin. They say that it was the Divines sense of humor that he was made a Khajiit, rather than a Nord. They say they made him wrong, that something in his mind was twisted from the beginning, and that was what made him mad.

    Others say that it was the influence of Hermaeus Mora that drove him to insanity. Others from those say that it was Alduin that shook his mind so, that though he left Sovngarde physically unharmed, that only meant the scars on his psyche ran deeper than flesh could say.

    Let them say what they want to say. In reality, there was only one who knows the truth: he hadn’t been mad until he had looked up and seen the axe poised above him, ready to strike him down without a reason.

    Ah, but Alduin’s been gone for some time now.

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    A collection of drabbles involving random Darkest Dungeon pairings from the generator: https://perchance.org/ddrarepairgenerator

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    I know I'm not a good guy, but shouldn't I be way under your pay-grade?"
    "You are."
    "Then why come after me?"
    The bastard grinned.
    "I'm after Stanley Pines. Not you."

    or Stan walks down a highway. The sun is burning. A stranger follows.

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    17 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    "I've been thinkin'," Stan paused, biting at his lip. "Maybe we could swing by Glass Shard before we go home for the summer?"
    Ford’s eyebrows shot up. That wasn’t what he’d expected. 
    "You want to go back to New Jersey?"

    Stan and Ford decide to take a detour to Glass Shard Beach. Whether or not this is a good idea is yet to be seen.

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    16 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    Stanley was never a booksmart kid. Or smart, for that matter. Meanwhile, Ford's intelligence was never a doubting matter; he was a genius, plain and simple. But hell if that will keep Stan from rebuilding that shit piece of metal. Or helping his nephew with some stupid math.

     

    Friendly Reminder That Stan Is Smart As Hell: The Fanfic

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    05 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Stanley is alive.

    He whimpers, once. It is a small, panicked sound. Stanley is alive—he whimpers once—and then he is not.

    They both topple down into the snow.

    ***

    Ford Pines, the end of the world, and the corpse of his brother.

    He can't save everything.

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    04 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Stan
    Test
    Did it go

    Dipper
    yep!

    Mabel
    SO EXCITING!!!!

    Ford
    p

    Ford
    h

    Mabel
    you got it!
    practice is key they say

    Ford
    glnmmmc

    Stan
    How do I turn this off

    While away on their trip, Stan and Ford learn how to text.

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    09 Aug 2025