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(Formula One AU)
Robby and Abbot are team principals with a storied past and rivalry. When their star drivers, Langdon and Shen, start to get compared to them, the paddock begins to dig a little deeper into why they seem to hate each other so much. Dennis is just trying to keep himself sane as Santos' race engineer and keep his greatest secret hidden. Garcia wants a piece of the new rookie, Samira wants to beat her former teammate, Dana and Heather want to cause chaos. Everyone is watching, but it might just all go up in flames.
Can be read by those without F1 knowledge!
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Santos notices her roommate's newfound inclination to frills and lace. When she decides to make it everyone else's problem, Whitaker ends up in the spotlight of the PTMC's betting pool again. This time, the winners get a proper show, all orchestrated by Abbot and Robby and taking place in the break room.
Dennis flashes his panties. It ends with his ass bruised and his coworkers hot and bothered from watching.
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- Part 6 of Fresh Cherry Pie
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If he could race again, he’d do it in a heartbeat. To shove a helmet on, strap himself in again. Sometimes, it’s all he can think about, getting back in it.
Then he remembers how it felt to lose it all.
Racing was everything. All his friends, all his love. The lines got blurred when he was still in it. He cared too much. Things went too fast, on the track, off the track. It was too much and not enough and he kept fucking reaching for more without checking if he was able to hold it.
Or, how Logan poorly, then not so poorly, deals with his life after leaving the world of F1.
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“Get the fuck out,” he growls in return.
“That’s not how we do things, is it, Oscar?” Mark stands still, and god how badly Oscar wants to punch him for his comments, “Get up. Time to stop moping.”Oscar wants to take his win back, the one that he thinks he deserves. Mark makes him take something over and over again until he stops being so mad. It mostly works.
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Logan disappears for the 2025 season. When he returns as a tanned surfer bro that's only spotted in the McLaren garage, social media has thoughts. And some theories.
(A social media!AU Follow-up to American Dreamin' that can be read as a stand alone!)
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- Part 2 of Opens to the Open Road
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This is where I am putting all my Abbot/Whitaker/Robby brainrot. Goes in chronological order, and exists in a world where most of The Pitt characters engage in some strange workplace poly relationship and flirting.
(Edit: 10/2025. So grateful to see how this series has blown up recently. For the uninitiated, please note that you cannot come to my tumblr or comments and leave hateful/meanspirited/entitled comments about my writing or future writing for this series and not have there be an impact. If too many people are rude or disrespectful of my work, I will remove this entire series. Do better, be better, and get better. Thank you to those that have been supportive and respectful!! <3)All titles, including the series name come from the song 'Take a Slice' by Glass Animals.
Feel free to come yell at me on my tumblr about it!- Words:
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My A/B/O stuff for The Pitt. Completed and will likely not receive anymore installations.
(Edit: 10/2025. So grateful to see how this series has blown up recently. For the uninitiated, please note that you cannot come to my tumblr or comments and leave hateful/meanspirited/entitled comments about my writing or future writing for this series and not have there be an impact. If too many people are rude or disrespectful of my work, I will remove this entire series. Do better, be better, and get better. Thank you to those that have been supportive and respectful!! <3)
Series title and work titles from the song 'Can't fight the feeling' by Mac Miller.
Feel free to come yell at me on my tumblr- Words:
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A post-August 27th, 2024 journey of Logan Sargeant finding himself and finding his old love outside of racing.
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This is where all my Mentor!Kakashi and Apprentice!Sakura stories will be. They all take place in the world of the first work, 'How to Stay', so reading that one first would help you understand the context of the world.
All of the titles, including the name of this series, come from the song 'Rubble to Rubble' by Wilderado.
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The series where Logan Sargeant struggles with chronic pain and his feelings for Oscar Piastri.
Follows Logan from 2024, to Indycar and back to F1 again.
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At nineteen, Oscar Piastri finds himself always waiting, for a chance, for a seat, for someone to see him. Two years in formula one's reserve shadow has left him questioning if he belongs at all. Every smile feels forced, every test session a reminder that he's replaceable.
Then he meets Lando Norris. McLaren's four time World Driver's Champion, brilliant, reckless and nine years older. Lando's used to winning. Used to being the one people chase. But when he mistakes Oscar for a fan during a paddock signing, something about the quiet resignation in Oscar's eyes lodges under his skin and refuses to leave.
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Euphoric Pussy Phenomenon
def. A long-kept secret of the F1 world, where an F1 rookie, or a driver new to the team, will magically get a vagina after a major victory or achievement within the team. To revert to normal, there is universal agreement on the F1 grid that having sex with a fellow driver will make it go away, although its longevity is widely varied.
or, after Miami, Oscar is so happy for Lando that he gets a pussy about it. Lando, understandably, is Obsessed.
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a compilation of my nsfw The Pitt fanart (all of which can also be found on my twitter: Mr_T_B_Jones)
non-explicit stuff can be found on my tumblr: spro-o
the images might take a little while to load in, but if any links are broken, let me know and I will try to fix it asap!!
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Oscar had never really put all that much thought into his status as a beta.
As a beta, his secondary sex didn't put anywhere near as much of an effect on his every day life in the way that being an alpha or omega would. He didn't experience heats or ruts, and well… his ability to scent was baseline. His own scent was mild and even, much less prone to souring. In turn, he wasn't as affected by the scents of others either. It meant he had a pretty easy time on the track, all things considered.
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Or the fic where Oscar shifts from beta to omega and has to deal with the fallout.