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Some time after T2, Simon and Renton have gone full domestic. Simon's fresh out of rehab and buzzing to celebrate his freedom from legal restraints — only to discover a taste for a different kind of restraints.
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"How do cock cages work?" mumbled Simon all of a sudden.
Renton could have explained that. "Do ye want me tae show ye?" he said instead.
Simon fell quiet, his pupils blown wide in the dim light.
"Rents, just tell me," Simon said, his voice a bit hoarse. "Whit exactly do ye want tae do tae me?"
Renton leaned in until their foreheads touched, their faces so close his lips brushed against Simon's.
"Everything," he breathed out.
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Suddenly, Simon felt a pang of inexplicable annoyance. The toothbrush holder looked ridiculously stupid, and the brushes just stood there in an absolutely offensive manner! Without thinking, Simon batted it off the counter, feeling unexpected satisfaction as it clattered to the floor.
Inspired, Simon aimed at the shaving cream next when he was unceremoniously lifted from the sink. "Oi! No need tae go mental oan the bathroom, ye wee shite," Renton said in his ear.
Unhand me, peasant! Simon protested.
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What if Simon were a cat and Renton his human? (Things might change less than you'd expect)
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- Part 13 of Transgressive Bonding
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This is the continuation of that scene from Chapter 7 (the first movie timeline). Sick Boy pushes boundaries, Renton resists — until he doesn't. Physical desire overrides emotional detachment; nobody wins.
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Sick Boy lifts his head. With his hair tousled, cheeks wet, lips glistening with saliva and precum, he looks absolutely ethereal.
"Eager noo, are we?" Sick Boy draws back, peeling off his shirt and arching his back in a slow stretch. He casually grabs the lube and drops it on the mattress next to them, and then his eyes lock on Renton hungrily. "Oan aw fours," he commands.
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- Part 8 of Transgressive Bonding
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Simon and Renton are trying to figure out what comes next. Can they truly leave the past behind to face the future? They might, but you can bet it won't be a smooth ride.
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"Simon, ye're already runnin' a bar, legally. Sure, it's nae making ony profit, but that's probably 'cause ye're puttin' zero effort intae it. Is it really such a stretch tae think this might work?"
Simon scoffs. Is that how one becomes whipped? One day, you're a rebel, sticking it to the man, and the next, you're considering launching a proper, law-abiding venture. Bluidy hell.
"Ah might give it some thought," Simon concedes begrudgingly.
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- Part 12 of Transgressive Bonding
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"Rents, Ah'm talkin' a drink or two, no a full-blown bender. Should be enough tae celebrate yer newfound freedom fae the chains o institutionalised romance, no?"
In one smooth motion, Renton climbs on top of Simon, searching for his lips and feeling like he's eighteen again. Not that Simon minds.
"Ready tae start celebratin' right noo," Renton whispers into his ear.
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With their main issues now out in the open, Simon and Renton try to find a new balance. More conversations, lots of fluff, and a good chunk of middle-aged men behaving like horny teenagers. If you've been missing the smut scenes, there you go!
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- Part 11 of Transgressive Bonding
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A profound love between two people involves, after all, the power and chance of doing profound hurt.
—Ursula Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Darkness"
An exploration of the loving, highly toxic, and co-dependent relationship between Simon and Renton over the years and across different drugs. Old patterns might need to break before any growth can happen.
transgressive (adjective): going beyond acceptable boundaries of expectation, convention, or the law.
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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In a land of myth, and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy.
His name...Merlin.
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A complete rewrite of BBC’s Merlin
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Soviet Movie Screenshot Redraws and Other Art by GalaxyKingGreenbird
Fandoms: Голубой щенок | Blue Puppy (1976), 12 стульев | The Twelve Chairs (TV 1976), Бриллиантовая рука | The Diamond Arm (1969), Кин-дза-дза! | Kin-dza-dza! (1986), Мимино | Mimino (1977)
31 Oct 2025
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This time for October I am drawing art of Soviet Movies. Enjoy :)
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Arthur has long since concluded that Merlin makes the most delicious noises when being fucked. And when he’s tied down? Oh, then it’s all the better.
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20 Oct 2025
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If you want a satellite/I would be a satellite for you by aquarian_sunchild
Fandoms: Trainspotting Series - Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting (Movies)
31 Jul 2025
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Written for the 2025 AU Roulette Challenge. I got the prompt 'Space Exploration'.
It was shite being Earthbound, so Mark and Simon decide to follow Swanney into an interstellar drug trafficking operation under the guise of extraterrestrial waste management. Mark navigates the freight transpo, while it turns out that Simon has been navigating his connection to Mark.