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[collection] but you keep spinning 'round me just the same (Perryshmirtz) by revenblue
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Phineas and Ferb
31 Dec 2024
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Two lives, intertwined, until they can't help but fall into orbit around each other.
A collection of standalone Perryshmirtz
oneshotsstories.- Words:
- 346,676
- Works:
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Bookmarked by rustandgear
19 Sep 2025
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a densely populated kingdom. Its borders were surrounded by thick woodland that was mostly uncharted.
Despite many explorers venturing through the unknown land, very few ever returned, and those who miraculously returned were too shaken to elaborate on what they saw.
There was one thing for certain about the unknown land at though. Nothing was ever as it seemed and only a select few truly understood what truly lurked in the dark woods
A secret guild of knights that even the royals were unaware of. They refer to themselves as the GWCA, sworn to protect the kingdom and unravel the secrets that plagued the land.
However when uncovering a huge secret about the royals, how far will
Sir Perry go to unveil the truth of what is truly happening in the kingdom he once called home?
(Inspired by a perryshmirtz fanart piece from Chio-Chan2)Bookmarked by rustandgear
18 Aug 2025
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Danville Police Dept. Officer Peregrin Fletcher ends up in the trauma unit of Danville General due to a stab wound.
He doesn’t mind, though, really. The surgeon is pretty cute, after all.
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- Part 1 of One Call Away
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18 Aug 2025
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Un bebé fue abandonado en el bosque, salvado de una muerte atroz es adoptado y criado por los habitantes del bosque.
Años después ayuda a su familia a proteger su hogar.
Sin embargo nada lo preparó para encontrarse con el aventurero más torpe y accidentado que pudo conocer.
Perry se pregunta seriamente si debe ahuyentarlo o salvarlo de que no se mate así mismo, decide hacer ambas.
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18 Aug 2025
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With the amount of times he and Doofenshmirtz get physical, Perry should have expected this to happen. He should have a plan a, a plan b, even a plan c on how to deal with this when it finally occurred. But the thing is, he doesn’t.
During their latest tussle, when Perry comes to thwart another one of Doofenshmirtz's schemes, Agent P gets hurt. It’s nothing major – only a bruise, but this bruise leads to one too many questions and no answers.
It's another average day at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. Only, this time, Perry gets hurt, and Doofenshmirtz can't help but feel a little bit of guilt over it.
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- Part 1 of O.W.C.A's Finest.
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25 Jul 2025
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Friday evening, the trainees beg Perry and Doof to visit a bar with them to unwind, to have some fun, but most importantly to defeat Monogram at darts. Both Perry and Heinz drink a few beers and get really, really competitive. (OWCA files au)
Chapter 1 Stand alone fic of OWCA shenanigans at a bar.
Chapter 2 😏 SmutSeries
- Part 2 of OWCA Files AU
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25 Jul 2025
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz doesn't think he's handsome. In fact, scientifically, according to polled beauty standards, he's ugly. Like everything in his life, he fixes it with an -inator. Perry has some thoughts about that.
(Or: Perry doesn't like caricature handsome Doofenshmirtz, and attempts to boost his self-esteem instead. Written in two parts.)
(This contains romantic Perryshmirtz. I suppose, if you squinted really hard and closed one eye you could call it platonic, but if you've read this far down the summery and haven't been turned away yet, you might as well just admit that the platypus and the mad scientist are gay, and join the rest of us.)
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23 Jul 2025
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Inspired by the song Busted, where Vanessa is trying to bust Doof and Candace is trying to bust the boys.
They team up to try and bust their family respectively, but accidentally find out Perry's identity and that he's closer than expected with a certain Heinz Doofenshmirtz.Bookmarked by rustandgear
23 Jul 2025
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Archive Of Our Own has been faced with an influx of spambots about AI writing tools. But who could hide behind this convoluted yet very evil deed?...
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- English
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- 1,145
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by rustandgear
23 Jul 2025
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A 5+1 type fic of Perry moving in and making a home at DEI before either of them dare to call out the domesticity for what it is
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23 Jul 2025
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Doofenshmirtz gets a mysterious postcard, summoning him to a mysterious warehouse. Well, Perry the Platypus never showed up and he’s bored. Might as well accept the invitation.
Or, a villain thinks he’s found Doof’s weakness (and the fallout thereof)
(or or, when did these two start hanging out after work?)
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23 Jul 2025
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Culmination (n): the highest or climactic point of something, especially as attained after a long time.
Perry decides that it's time to trap Heinz for once.
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- Part 5 of Lingua Franca
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- English
- Words:
- 2,460
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Bookmarked by rustandgear
23 Jul 2025
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz has always assumed he has no soulmate. Then he wakes up with a soulmark at age 41.
Perry the Platypus was born with a soulmark he had always assumed was for his owners. Then OWCA assigns him a nemesis.
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Perryshmirtz Week 2023, Day 5: Alternate UniverseSeries
- Part 5 of Perryshmirtz Week 2023
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- English
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- 10,737
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by rustandgear
23 Jul 2025
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"Nemesis" doesn't describe just how much they mean to each other, and yet it's become everything.
A collection of Perryshmirtz ficlets.
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- English
- Words:
- 6,033
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
- 364
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by rustandgear
23 Jul 2025
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There were more normal ways to wake up, that was an absolute truth, no more, no less.
Perry was completely sure that nobody liked to be woken up by screams, whether they were human or platypus.
And Candace screaming at the top of her lungs was something that would disturb even the heaviest sleeper's slumber.
"MOM, THERE'S A NAKED MAN IN MY BED!"----
One morning Perry wake ups and he's human, shit happens.Bookmarked by rustandgear
23 Jul 2025
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(An au we’re Perry is a very competent villain and Doof is a bumbling hero)
Parry has killed all the other agents
sent to take him down. Well until in an act of what Parry could only pure serendipity, fate or stupidity an agent called Dr. Doof takes down one of his schemes. And somehow this goofy agent keeps doing it, again and again. He would be annoyed. But it’s honestly a little intriguing. Besides watching this barely competent hero, stumble around foiling his plans is kinda cute er interesting. He’s honestly been getting kind of bored anyway.As for Doofenshmirtz, well he wasn’t meant to even be an agent. He was the lab guy, the inventor. But he wanted to be an agent. And well… once he got an idea in his head, very little could stop him. He grabbed a file and he’d (surprisingly) got the job done. As he’s been the only agent to survive thus far, they didn’t have much of a choice but to keep sending him. Doof is probably in over his head, but Heinz has lived his life barely treading water. He’s sure he can handle it.
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22 Jul 2025
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Perry works very hard to keep the different parts of his life completely separate, but all the expertise and a lifetime of training will never stand in the way of a teenage girl with a crush.
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- Part 3 of Perry T Platypus
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22 Jul 2025
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz had planned to spend the weekend at a small convention on Evil. Unfortunately for him, he'd have to share the room with his nemesis... and there's only one bed.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,444
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 16
- Kudos:
- 108
- Bookmarks:
- 6
- Hits:
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Bookmarked by rustandgear
22 Jul 2025
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phineas and ferb fix everything by Captain_Toad
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Undertale (Video Game)
06 Jul 2022
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exactly as the title says. self indulgent shenanigans.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,600
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by rustandgear
22 Jul 2025
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“Perry noted it was possible to be into a thing too much.
‘You mean like when you two roleplay evil scientist and victim-slash-trapped-agent in the lab?’ Carl asked mockingly.” (Where’s Mystery by Kereea)
AKA the evil boyfriends enjoy some kinky lab time
Bookmarked by rustandgear
22 Jul 2025