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After their conversation in the rain, Light decided he wouldn't kill L yet, not until he was fully convinced that Light was cleared of any and all guilt, finally barring Light from any future suspicion. Only then would he kill L and continue on to create his perfect world unhindered. In order to achieve this, however, he had to kill an inmate he didn't know the name, face, or location of, and with no death note. He simply had to lose his memories again, relying on Rem, the shinigami who disliked him greatly, and Misa, an impulsive airhead. But they hadn't failed him last time, and now he just had to not fail himself.
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L had seen Light seemingly change his demeanour repeatedly throughout their time knowing of one another, from his cagey, carefully crafted responses, to his passionate outbursts. It was almost like a switch was being flipped back and forth, and at the moment, as L awaited the results of his 13 day rule experiment, Light is back to being wide-eyed and 'innocent.' Only this time, there is something else there that L can't quite yet identify. He knows Light has a plan, and L has to figure it out and prove once and for all that Light is Kira. ... Right?
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His Ass Is Not Listening by vodka_auntle for fr00tloops
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2023
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Matsuda is trying to work the case, but everyone (L and Light) are too distracted to listen. What could possibly be taking their attention from Kira??
short lil story based entirely off of a lawlight fanfiction I saw on tumblr - original piece and creator linked!
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I was attacked by the mental image of Light smoking on a balcony, and L coming out to chastise him. I'm like 99.6% sure he wouldn't smoke in canon, but I needed to write out the thought anyways.
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You Don't Need to Say It (I Already Know) by vodka_auntle
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
13 May 2023
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Light sat at the kitchen's bar counter, still steaming coffee clasp between chilled fingers. Another coffee mug, heaped with sugar as opposed to his own black, sat across from him cooling. L was most often the first one awake, and therefore he was the one to make the coffee. That wasn’t the case today. Light knew L hated to be woken up, but Light wasn’t sure how much longer he ought to let L sleep before checking on him.
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L is sick and wants to stay in bed. Light isn't complaining.
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“I thought being handcuffed together, I’d see you eat something other than sweets.” Light pulled Ryuzaki along as he made his way over to the cabinets, rummaging about and pulling down ingredients. “Just out of curiosity, have you ever even eaten a vegetable?”
“I find carrot cake to be quite nice,” Ryuzaki replied, his brand of dry humour making Light crack a small smile. Ryuzaki stared at him, expression seemingly blank, and although Light was unable to determine what exactly he was thinking, he could wager a highly likely estimation; Still, as always, trying to decide whether or not he was Kira.
Snapshots into the daily lives of Light and L/Ryuzaki during the Yotsuba arc (aka: the handcuff arc, aaka: the memory loss arc).
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When Geralt asked to spend the winter with Jaskier in Oxenfurt, he expected the merriment and noise and excitement he got. What he didn't expect was finding out that Jaskier suffered from seasonal depressive episodes, despite the bard's best attempts at pretending like everything was fine.
Fluff, love, friendship, community, support, acceptance. It's a feel good fic dedicated to people who don't feel good in the winter.
my usual witcher fic disclaimer; fuck n!witcher, it's not my canon
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Jaskier knew pretty much everything there was to know about hanahaki. He was, after all, such an ‘interesting case’ to an already rare condition. The first time petals passed from his lips, three healers had debated his condition heatedly, and didn’t reach a real conclusion besides the obvious; he was a unique case of hanahaki. Young, and very flighty.
Jaskier couldn’t help but to laugh at Geralt the first time he saw flowers fall from his mouth, approximately a year into their travels together. Frankly, Jaskier was amazed it had taken that long for him to see it first hand. Geralt had apparently managed to go his whole blasted life having never encountered hanahaki, which was fair, it was rare, but still, wasn’t that sort of oddity the witcher’s specialty? But a certain pinch in Geralt's brow prevented Jaskier from sharing how, when he first saw Geralt, petals had poured out that night.
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“Happy All-Lovers’ Day,” he beamed. “Ah, can’t you just smell the love and lust and life in the air?” Dandelion asked dreamily.
“Smells like sugar, perfume, and sweat,” Geralt countered with a contrarian smirk, and Dandelion tutted, swatting his arm as he took a bite of the sweet bun. “Is this a love confession, then?” Geralt questioned of the sweet bun. Dandelion only laughed, and took a bite of his own.
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Geralt and Dandelion celebrate a particular holiday together.
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Dandelion works out, Geralt strums a lute, and they both grow a bit closer through learning more about each other's drive.
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“What sort of exercise is that, then?” He questioned, making Geralt lose focus and come down from where he had been balanced on the balls of his feet. He turned to see Dandelion sat on a small fallen tree trunk, kicking his feet about with his chin in his hand and curious amusement in his eyes. “Didn’t know witchers practised acrobatics,” he continued.
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“Listen carefully, won’t you?” He played the notes again, much slower, stressing each individual sound. “That’s how it’s meant to sound, but because they’re in a much quicker progression, my finger slides down here too quickly, and it keeps coming out like this,” he played the notes again, and Geralt almost missed it, but there, two of the notes sounded just slightly different.
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5 times Geralt and Dandelion were thought to be a couple (when they weren't), and 1 time they weren't (when they were.)
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“Go on, wash yourself off in the lake, it’s safe now anyway.” Dandelion glanced at the lake with unmistakable longing, but dithered by Geralt’s side. “Go,” Geralt encouraged again. “It’s mere yards away, you’ll still be able to see me, and I’ll be right here when you’re done.” Dandelion, only slightly reluctant now, caved and approached the water tentatively, as though expecting a monster to jump out from the ripples. Perhaps that was exactly what had happened to cause this injury, August pondered, making himself shudder slightly.
Karina tapped him to get his attention, then signed, “I told you. Opposites attract. They are proof. You certainly have a chance with Lorna. She can be your strong muscle-bound lover, and you can be her weak-stomached dandy.”
August laughed. “Alright, that’s quite enough of that.”
Geralt cleared his throat. “I understand sign, you ought to know.”
Hanna, for her part, was well and thoroughly embarrassed, and hardly spoke another word until their work was done.
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Morning came far, far too soon for Dandelion’s tastes, and judging by Lambert’s expression upon waking, it came too soon for him as well. Geralt, meanwhile, was already bustling about, preparing to head out as soon as possible. They ate, reapplied their layers of clothing, and headed out, three men and two horses plodding through the snow. More had fallen overnight, and it now rose up over the tops of Dandelion’s boots. Geralt encouraged him to ride Płotka while he could, as soon the trek would become steep and harrowing enough that riding her wouldn’t be an option, so Dandelion did as he was told.
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Dandelion travels to Kaer Morhen with Geralt, and meets the other witchers (and witches) who winter there.
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“You’re staring,” Jaskier teased, arms folded underneath his head where he lay snuggled under the inn’s blankets.
“I suppose I am,” Geralt replied from across the room where he was meant to be working on mending his armour. He didn’t stop looking at Jaskier, though.
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Something Bought, Something Stolen, Something Made by vodka_auntle
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Jan 2023
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Geralt gives Dandelion 3 gifts, and each one is better (or worse, depending on who you ask) than the last.
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When Jaskier held the dagger loosely in the hand that housed the ring, only to rest his chin on the back of the same hand as he smiled at Geralt across the campfire’s light, the witcher forgot what he was doing, what Jaskier had been saying, and what a normal amount of staring would be considered.
(usual disclaimer- this has nothing to do with netflix's canon)
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Jaskier keeps running into witchers by chance. Geralt would rather keep him to himself, but unfortunately for him Jaskier is having a rather fun time meeting everyone.
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three times Jaskier unintentionally happened upon a new witcher, and one time it was intentional
my usual disclaimer; fuck n!witcher, that shit sucks
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Why Do You Build Me Up, Buttercup? by vodka_auntle
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Dec 2022
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Priscilla, tired of Jaskier's empty promises, sets an ultimatum.
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"As long as you have the choice between him and someone, anyone, else, you’ll always pick him. Am I wrong?"
"You choose me tonight, or you choose him. And that will be that. I won’t wait for you anymore. I can’t. You stay with me, or this is goodbye.”my usual witcher fic disclaimer; fuck n!witcher, it's not my canon
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I didn't set out to write pwp with awkward Spencer and soft Derek, but by talos here it is
Spencer is not calling it 'face-fucking.'
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5 times Jaskier was afraid, and 1 time Geralt was too
(or, Geralt thinks Jaskier is insane for not being scared more often, and Jaskier is actually pretty brave)
skip chapter 3 for the sexual harrassment if you prefer
my usual witcher fic disclaimer; fuck n!witcher, it's not my canon
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Reid-centric
Slow Build/BurnProfilers aren't telepathic, and are apt to miss things right in front of their faces just as much as anyone else. Unfortunately.
This started out as a short ficlet about how Spencer's life would be with an eating disorder, but quickly spiraled into an 'au' wherein he really just gets fucked over by life. There are multiple storylines going on throughout, also involving other bau peeps!
Very much a whump and hurt/comfort fic. Please read the tags! There are a lot, but many of them are trigger warnings.
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Derek didn’t know what his eyes reflected, but he hoped it was the happiness he truly did feel for her. He wanted nothing more than for Penelope to be happy. He had told her, years ago, that he would always be there for her, and he meant it still.
He hoped his eyes didn’t reflect the pain, regret, jealousy that he was trying so hard to bury deep inside.
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- Part 2 of Unrequited
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If Spencer was careful and he didn’t move, didn’t open his eyes for a moment after waking, he could almost imagine it.
But inevitably morning would come, and Spencer had gotten used to waking up alone. Derek never stayed.
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- Part 1 of Unrequited