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“Out,” Ghost snarled – too harsh, he knew, but he didn’t care in the moment.
“I’m- I’m so sorry, fuck-”
“Out, get the fuck out,” he snapped again, jabbing a finger in the direction of the door for emphasis.
John only hesitated for another second, his face turning red and obviously mortified, before he seemed to hunch in on himself and scurry towards the door.
He let himself out without another word, leaving Ghost in blissful silence again – finally.
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Ghost moves into a new space of his own to set up his tattoo parlor, and things... don't go as planned.
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- Part 15 of ✨ COD smut ✨
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It started out as nothing but a makeshift surgeon’s hut. Barely lit by sputtering candles and a window that didn’t nearly let enough sunlight through. The table and floor was soaked with the blood of many, but the man that used to live there had been said to have the steadiest and quickest hands that anyone had seen. There was no telling how many lives the old man had saved, even as his age advanced.
And when the surgeon had died, the townspeople had turned the hut into a shrine, of sorts. Until someone had decided to tear it down and pay homage to the god that had so clearly guided the man.
The god of Blood. Death, inevitably, would always follow.
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Simon remembered the first time that he had swapped bodies with his soulmate.
Barely seventeen, skipping class in an attempt to sleep – and suddenly he'd been pelted in the side of the head by a piece of paper.
Despite everything that his father liked to spit in his face, he had a soulmate. Unlike the miserable, angry man that his father had become – he had someone out there who was meant for him.
It really was too bad, then, that nothing in his life was kept sacred.
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Ghost had been willing to call it a coincidence the first time, even the second, but this was getting concerning, maddening, even.
The notes kept appearing. Stuck to the wall beside the front door, onto the door of the microwave, onto the kitchen counter, the bathroom mirror – even his bloody nightstand.
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- Part 1 of Against the Kitchen Floor
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Eyes drifting up to the siren's more human half, Johnny found dark eyes already locked onto him, nearly daring him to try something.
And, well- he'd never really been one to turn down a challenge.
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Mers were a fairly normal part of the modern world. They were beloved friends of fishermen and members of coast guards almost everywhere that they settled.
But sirens? Not so much.
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Against the Kitchen Floor by Chainlocker, FeelinWoozy
Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games)
29 Sep 2024
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The journey of König, his relationship with John and Simon, and healing in all its painful ways.
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Wrecking Ball by Chainlocker
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Nov 2022
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In the heart of the trees by Chainlocker
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
31 Oct 2022
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Orion's mcyt fics by Chainlocker
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Jan 2023
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Soap paused, picking up the pen. He looked over his list. Three columns, “yes”, “no”, and “maybe”. He pulled the paper close. Hesitating, he underlined a single item, then crossed out the rest of them one by one. When he finished, he looked back at Ghost, as if daring him to say something about it. When Ghost didn’t, Soap pushed the paper over, crossing his arms over his chest.
Underlined was “kneeling” under “yes”, the only thing left on the page. It didn’t matter what the other “yes” items had been, they were very clearly in the “no” column now.
Ghost forced himself not to feel frustrated, had to admit to himself that Soap might be the most challenging sub he had ever had assigned into one of his units.
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Bookmarked by Chainlocker
20 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Broken Johnny getting fixed up and cared for by Ghost... the patience and the slow build of trust... UGH, delightful 😭
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He is not a good man.
Never claimed to be.
Maybe that's why he can tell with such perfect clarity that Cole is a prick: takes one to know one.
Maybe it’s why things happen the way they do (somewhere between lucky and fucked): Ghost deserves it for being a fucking prick, too.
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An old friend of Soap’s causes new problems for Ghost (if covertly watching one’s flirty subordinate get plowed—poorly—over a bathroom sink can be said to be a problem). They work it out in the end.
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Bookmarked by Chainlocker
08 Jun 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I'm sorry but Gaz breaking and having to muffle his laughs had me GIGGLING so hard AKXNSJXNSJC this is DELIGHTFUL
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Despite what some people - namely Gaz - liked to say, Soap was not usually a jealous man. Why would he be? He had just about everything a man could possibly ask for. A good career with a good team, good friends, and good family. He was well-liked, well-admired, and well-appreciated. Even Ghost, notoriously hard to win the simple tolerance of, seemed to actively enjoy his company. He didn't have anything to be jealous about.
At least, he didn't until the fucking rookie showed up.
(Or, four times Soap got jealous over something ridiculous, and the one time Ghost did (and they actually did something about it))
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Bookmarked by Chainlocker
25 May 2024
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This is so fuckin cute, actually???? Clawing at the walls at Soap being all pouty and harassing Ghost until he admits he's the favorite 😭😭
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“Am I the arsehole for refusing to break up with my boyfriend after my husband found out about us?"
"I, 34M, and my husband, 36M, have been together for 8 years, married for 5 and a few months back, he asked me to open our marriage…”
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Soap's husband coerces him into opening their marriage "for the sake of it" and while reluctant at first, Gaz helps him navigate his new normal with a Tinder profile where he finds a Silver Fox that makes him see his marriage in a different light.
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Soap was tired, but it didn’t stop him from getting out of bed at fuck-knows-when-AM for a cup of water.
And he didn't expect to find the infamous Ghost eating macaroni in the middle of the night.
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- Part 1 of Soft Ghost and Soap
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- English
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Bookmarked by Chainlocker
17 Dec 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
God i love when they're just silly lil dumbasses

