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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Feb 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- English
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- 237,547
- Chapters:
- 32/?
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- 2,286
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02 Jan 2026
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Stiles left Beacon Hills behind him long ago, Allison Argent a very welcome tag-along at his side. Now with a flourishing magic business and more connections in the supernatural than he can shake a stick at, Stiles is very nearly at peace with the past. When tapped for a rescue mission by an Alpha werewolf, Stiles runs headfirst into Peter Hale. The Hales have always been a complicated and touchy subject. Peter? Also complicated and Stiles would like to touch him... but no! There's a rescue to be run, and some jerk who calls himself the 'Fanged Maven' to try and collect a favor from.
Stiles doesn't have time for romance, no matter how flirty or hot Peter is.
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- English
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- 28,694
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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19 Mar 2024
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“Someone,” Strange says, “is selling cryptid components.” He pauses, and Sam could swear he’s looking at Bucky. “And making a killing doing it. Literally.”
“Cryptid components?” Natasha asks, leaning forward. “What are those in the context of this mission?”
Strange shifts his eyes from Bucky to Natasha. “Nascent fishkin scales—” he starts.
“Fishstick what, now?” Stark interrupts.
“You would know them as merfolk,” Strange continues, “vampire teeth, chupacabras claws, cockatrice spurs, phoenix feathers, sasquatch fur.” He makes a dismissive motion with one hand. “The list is long and the specifics are immaterial.”
(Or: Bucky and Sam go undercover as a married couple on a mission to break up a poaching ring that’s attacking cryptids. It’s a great opportunity to learn about the magical community and explore their human-selkie relationship… but can they stand (and protect) their neighbors?)
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- Part 3 of The Ancient Art of Selkies
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19 Apr 2023
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07 Aug 2022
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I Really Enjoy Being Stabbed By You by Triangulum
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
21 Aug 2025
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“Ready?” Bucky asks. She nods. “Okay. One, two—" Deep breath. “Three.” Exhale. Pain.
“Christ on a cracker!”
Bucky makes a sound in his throat, and Darcy realizes he’s trying not to laugh. She narrows her eyes at him, and he raises his hands in mock surrender before starting to clean the area around her nipple of any blood.
“It’s just one of the more interesting things people have said when I’ve pierced them,” he says.
“What’s it usually?” she asks.
“Lots of ‘god damn it,’” he says. “Occasionally someone calls me an asshole. One guy I pierced a prince Albert on wished me a year of the flu.”
“Well that’s a little extreme. He’s the one who asked to be stabbed in the dick,” she says.
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Tattoo and piercing AU!
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- English
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- 69,251
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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- 1,014
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24 Jan 2022
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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07 Oct 2021
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Arthur gave Merlin his cloak thinking only of the warmth it would offer in a snowstorm. He never thought his manservant may be mistaken for him and snatched by bandits. Nor did he expect his dashing rescue of Merlin to turn his world so utterly on his head.
Because the bandits hadn't kidnapped a prince. They'd snatched a sorcerer, and now captivity is the least of anyone's problems.
A golden age awaits, but can they claim it together, or are they doomed to fail?
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- English
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- 264,621
- Chapters:
- 66/66
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- 32
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- 4,774
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19 Jul 2021
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy by suzukiblu for untamedphoenix, Zephrbabe
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Dec 2021
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“Maybe you can catch it next time,” Jane says, putting the wrench down, and Darcy blows her hair out of her eyes with a sigh.
“Maybe I’m gonna be cranky all heat long,” she grumbles.
“Aren’t heats a little distracting for that?” Jane says, giving her a puzzled look. Darcy gives her a dubious one in return.
“Jane,” she says. “Ian’s back at Culver and the only other unbonded people around are all scientists with jobs to do or Avengers with Avenging to do. Who the hell is gonna be distracting me?”
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- English
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- 47,360
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- 21/?
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- 2
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- 1,209
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26 Mar 2021
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falling prey to the skeletons by hopeless_hope
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2019
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“I’m a multi-billionaire, Pete. I don’t do anything that I don’t want to do. So if I want to help you, then you’re not going to stop me,” Tony tells him resolutely, stepping onto the elevator.
And something that’s been coiled tightly inside of Peter for as long as he can remember, loosens, just a little bit. He steps in beside his mentor and the words echo through his head for a long time.
"If I want to help you, then you’re not going to stop me."
(But Peter already is.)
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It's a long time before Peter realizes he needs help, and an even longer time before he gets the bravery to ask for it. Tony Stark will be there when he does.
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- Part 1 of skeletons
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,903
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 91
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- 2,496
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- 346
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- 30,219
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22 Mar 2021
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26 Feb 2021
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Not even Mary's death is enough to wipe her slate clean. Especially when she never died at all. John Watson must face up to his wife's past and keep his daughter safe. He doesn't ask for help, not from anyone.
Except Sherlock Holmes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 112,369
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 4
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- 1,163
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- 1,413
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- 41,775
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08 Dec 2020
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Dear omega,
Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.
If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.
Sincerely,
National Omega ServicesSeries
- Part 1 of Two-Point Perspective
- Language:
- English
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- 109,333
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 1,444
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- 6,007
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30 Mar 2020
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Hank is too big, Connor is too tight.
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28 Mar 2020
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(I Fought The War) The War Won by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
01 Mar 2020
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“Finish it,” Tony tells him, face bruised, chest broken, and heart just … gone.
It has been ripped out by the roots again, like it had been once before not so long ago, on a couch in Malibu, with a familiar buzzing in Tony’s ears and betrayal high and sick in his throat.
And Tony doesn’t want to feel like this again, didn’t want any of the things that led to this.
Hadn’t wanted them right from the start.
All Tony had wanted was to keep their family safe.
Just like all he really wants Steve to do right now is stop.
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- English
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- 23,619
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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- 7
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- 1,941
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- 12,361
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21 Jan 2020
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If this was how their first time sleeping together was going to play out, Mike couldn't help but wonder how the hell they were going to keep things interesting.
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12 Jan 2020
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In a London we almost recognise, Sherlock Holmes is a stroppy, solitary genius shirking his civic and moral duty to care for the unfortunate and dispossessed of New Britain. So what is it that possesses him to bring such a wretched, nameless creature with a dark, unspeakable past to Baker Street? Sherlock's life is about to be turned on its head, and all the world with it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 260,435
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Comments:
- 3,183
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- 1,299
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- 390
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- 32,977
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18 Nov 2019
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As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...
Re-telling of seasons 1-3B with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott.
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- English
- Words:
- 232,475
- Chapters:
- 56/56
- Comments:
- 4,922
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- 13,199
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- 4,297
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- 336,733
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08 Aug 2019
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Derek touches a Unicorn and it doesn't try to kill him, despite the fact he is no longer a virgin. When Peter tells the pack about Kate, Stiles makes it his mission to give Derek the kind of relationship he deserves.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,570
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 174
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- 4,328
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- 901
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- 59,494
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27 Apr 2019
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Tales of the Bots (Extras) by copperbadge, reena_jenkins, scifigrl47
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Feb 2016
- Words:
- 4,210
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 239
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27 Feb 2019
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Thrust Issues by Sineala for phoenixmetaphor
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Avengers (Comics)
05 Jun 2018
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A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony's determined, Tony's methodical, and Tony has a plan. He's going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony's in love with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 132,827
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,985
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- 6,049
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- 1,777
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- 145,139
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24 Feb 2019