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    I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.

     

    As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?

     

    Kind regards,
    New Manager

    Abigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    Performance Issues, HotGuy?
    By Grian

     

    In recent weeks, HotGuy has been leaving much to be desired on the battlefield. It seems after many long, hard fights, he just can’t keep it up. He used to be quite anal about his victories, but now he’s had a few close calls. Could it be that his arrows just aren’t what they used to be? Is he firing blanks? I wouldn’t be surprised if his enemies are having to fake their defeat. Of course, HotGuy is far from the only man who struggles to hit the target, so maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh.
    Three of HotGuy’s record fights for injuries and collateral damage have all occurred this month, an alarming statistic in the face of the continued attacks. The root of the issue may be difficult to swallow…

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    22 Aug 2024

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    Do you ever imagine your content creators as magical girls?
    Well, now have some hermits as magical girls :)

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    20 Aug 2024

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    Iskall has a very normal time in the vault with his friends, right up until an un-discovered bug turns them all into children. Then he has a slightly more stressful time, on account of his friends being four now and also all still in a vault. He'll deal with this fine. Don't worry about it.

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    16 Aug 2024

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    Being a cat is relatively easy. Being a cat who has their owner's fear? Even easier.

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    02 Jul 2024

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    'He wakes up again. This time, he can hear better. He can gear the clatter of someone working at a crafting bench, and the meow of his cat. He can almost hear the cloud-soft footsteps that walk over to him. The figure is a mass of coloured dots, like most things have been for Scar lately. If he strains his eyes hard enough, he can sort of make out that the dotty figure is wearing a suit, and his hair isn't too long.'
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    A.K.A Scar can't deal with the fourth week of Secret Life. Mumbo helps.

    (Title from Jim Bogart by The Front Bottoms)

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    08 Apr 2024

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    Scar knows how dangerous vex magic can be. That's why he's trained to keep himself under control, why there are so many safety measures put in place to keep those around him safe.

    But what happens when he loses control? When those safety measures fail?

    Scar is alone when his past catches up to him. Or, he would've been, if not for a certain pesky bird.

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    09 Mar 2024

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    Scar can’t answer, too busy trying to control his breathing. It was Grian who had helped him build their home in the desert. It was Grian who had chosen to stay by his side, even after he didn’t have to anymore. It was Grian who had sat on the mountain with him, pointing out the stars and naming them.

    It was Grian who had looked at him when they were the only two left, and had said there had to be a winner. It was Grian who had led him back to their mountain, hand in hand, and beat him to death in the shifting sands.

    Grian remembered none of it.

    OR,
    The prize of the victor is to forget what they had to do to win. This causes problems for Scar, who has developed a fear of Grian and can’t tell him why.

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    08 Jan 2024

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    Orphaned at a young age, Etho finds himself indebted to the Frost Kingdom as a mercenary in the face of a looming war. Growing up in a castle that is as cold as it is heartless, he finds the unexpected: solace, pain, family, and then a reason to leave it all behind.

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    11 Sep 2023

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    Lost and alone at the end of the world, Jon decides to try one last idea. It goes wrong, as his ideas usually do, when both the Web and the Spiral decide to interfere with what he's doing. For once the disaster goes his favor. Mostly.

    He wouldn't have chosen to go back in time to when he was eight years old. He certainly wouldn't have chosen to catch Elias freaking Bouchard's attention before he's had a chance to do anything. And he cannot believe that his luck is so monumentally bad that he gets adopted by the man who wants to use him to end the world.

    Jon has to figure out how to keep Elias away, while saving his friends and the world. And hopefully growing old enough that he can go anywhere on his own and be taken seriously.

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    14 Aug 2023

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    He got tired of walking on rooftops after a while, so clambering down another questionable fire escape, he found himself in an alley, trash scattering the edges, a dumpster sitting outside a nearby restaurant. His eyes swept over the alley, a routine scan of his surroundings—what was that?

    A feather lay forgotten on the ground, not too far from where Jimmy stood. He picked it up, twirling it between his thumb and forefinger. It was bright white, speckled with a tawny brown. He’d only ever seen that shade of feather once before—and it sure wasn’t a bird.

    It belonged to Jeopardy, the winged vigilante. The missing vigilante.
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    Or, vigilantes start disappearing, and it's up to those who remain to solve the mystery.
    Or or, seven souls, seven powers, and a dangerous plan.

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    14 Aug 2023

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    My Grian was sorry too, reads the note pinched between Grian's fingers. His skin feels cold under Grumbot's acid-green glow. What exactly does that say, he wonders, about the other timeline? What did Grumbot do?

    What did he do?

    Or: in another universe, Mumbo wins the mayoral race, Scar founds the world's least underground resistance, Grian vanishes mysteriously, and in search of her missing friend, PearlescentMoon logs into a season 7 that never ended.

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    14 Aug 2023

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    The Watchers tell him that if he finds the ancient elytra, they can reverse the Cleanse, and he can go home. Grian has traveled countless realities trying to find it, sometimes for hours, sometimes for weeks. Every single time, he fails. Every single time, he's watched the light leave Scar's eyes.

    Now, he's at the end of the line, and the very man he's been trying to distance himself from insists on helping.
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    or, Grian jumps through a bunch of alternate realities trying to find a god weapon to stop an all powerful universe-eating force and has an embarrassing crush the whole time (CRINGE FAIL COMPILATION)

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    14 Aug 2023

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    An SMP can mean many things to a player.

    It can mean a good time. A place to retreat when private servers and test worlds just don't live up to expectations. It can mean war, murder, and griefing. It can mean friends, games, and challenges. The list goes on and on.

    But one SMP means... a bit more to its residents.

    It means family.

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    Each Hermits journey to finding Hermitcraft and how they built a family out of a very strange assortment of blocks.

    Now featuring plot!

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    14 Aug 2023

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    “You seem like you’re in a bad mood,” the spinel observed from behind him.

    Aquamarine gritted his teeth. “I- yes, I’m in a bad mood. How are you not? We’re stranded out here, and we might never go home, and it’s all-“

    It’s all my fault, he stopped short of saying, because after the initial panic, he’d resolved to lay at least some blame on the spinel, mostly for his own peace of mind.

    After all, if it hadn’t gotten poofed, like an idiot, everything would have been fine.

    (In which mistakes are made.)

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    14 Aug 2023

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    Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.

    Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.

    (And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)

    Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.

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    14 Aug 2023

  17. Public Bookmark 12

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    “My name is Grian and I’m safe,” he whispers, trying to steady his trembling hands. He screws his eyes shut and takes a shaky breath. With his eyes closed, he can ignore the way the walls of his mansion seem to flicker out of existence, the way the soft shadows cast by torchlight splinter into jagged tendrils of darkness and creep ever closer.

    “It’s not real.” He shakes his head. “I’m home and I’m safe.” 

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    Or: Grian doesn't remember life before Hermitcraft. His past haunts him all the same.

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    14 Aug 2023

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    Another scream rose in his throat. He wondered how much longer it would go on for, how much longer before what was left of his voice gave out, or whether he was just doomed to scream forever.

    He wanted it to stop. He wanted this all to stop. Most of all, though, he wanted what he couldn’t have.

    Revenge.

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    Or;
    Grian never made it out of the dark and dingy basement, never made his escape from the town that haunted his teen years. Sam went too far, and now Grian is dead.
    However, he's far from the only ghost to roam the halls of a cursed high school at night. Finding himself trapped within the halls he once walked when he was alive, Grian is determined to make something of this seemingly endless existence.
    He just never quite expected that something to be a family.

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    14 Jul 2023

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    A collection of statements from the archives of the Void Institute.

    Cover illustrations by @chrisriin. My series of character studies and AUs exploring different aspects of this series not part of the main story can be found here, so check that out if you're wanting more content!

    ALSO, AN OFFICIAL, FULLY-VOICED PODFIC OF THIS SERIES IS NOW CURRENTLY POSTING ON YOUTUBE HERE!!

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    06 Apr 2023

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