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Alastor let out a boisterous laugh, “Aren’t you just the most adorable thing when you’re angry, why just look at that tail!”
He could feel his face burn as Alastor mocked his demonic traits, “You fucking piece of -”
“Tut tut, what have I said about your language, if I hear any other vulgarity from you my little apple I’ll wash your mouth out with soap.” Alastor said, wagging his finger in the fallen angel's face, only laughing when Lucifer swatted it away.
(Extract from ch.6)When he decided to stay at the hotel with his daughter he didn't expect things to get... weird.
But honestly what should he have expected when being forced to bond with none other than the radio demon.- Language:
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03 Sep 2026
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The Kim Pack opens their home for another pup.
Whether they like it or not, this is their new home.
currently going through major edits.
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- Part 1 of Pup Universe
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28 Aug 2026
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I Solemnly Believe in Newton’s Laws of Motion by GreenPigeon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
22 Sep 2026
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All his childhood growing up in the circus taught Dick the fundamental rules for staying alive: learn the laws of the places you go, don’t accept candy from strangers, and what goes up must come down.
Or: After Doctor Strange’s spell, Peter ends up in another universe working in a traveling circus while facing his worst enemy: final exams.
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23 Jul 2026
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Damian Wayne's Complete and Absolute Guide to Starting Over by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Aug 2025
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To save the world from utter destruction, a person's memory was required. Not their memories, but everyone else's memories of them. They would be fundamentally erased from existence. Like they were never even there at all.
The moment Superman told them that, his face sunken and his eyes hollow, Damian knew it had to be him.
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Damian Wayne is forgotten by the entire world. "Starting over" is more painful then he imagined.
[A guide with a... questionable success rate]
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- Part 1 of Damian Wayne Fanfics
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- 34/34
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15 Jul 2026
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Damian Wayne was raised to be perfect in every sense of the word. That was expected of him the moment he began training. So, late one night after patrol, when his brothers tease his slight Arab accent, he thinks there's something wrong with him. Suddenly aware and growing insecure of his accent leads him to grow insecure of his skin, leading him to grow insecure of his weight, leading him down a spiral. He needs to be perfect. He will do everything in his power to be perfect, as to not bring shame onto his family name. He will be perfect, even if it destroys him.
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14 Jul 2026
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The results came back definitive. Cancer. Pancreatic. Stage 3.
Doctors estimated that Bruce had between six and eleven months left.
Day 20: Emotional Angst
Shoulder to Cry On | Giving Permission to Die | "It's not your fault."Bookmarked by Smtfunny
08 Jul 2026
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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19 Jun 2026
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Thrown to the Bats by priincessmj
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Aug 2026
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When a twelve year old Spider-Man is plucked from their universe and thrown into Gotham mere seconds before their death, the young hero must learn to survive in a new city far more dangerous than the one he left behind.
There’s just one problem: Peter wasn’t being rescued. He’s being used, as bait, for something not even Spider-Man or a team of bat vigilantes may be able to defeat.
Inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone & Leap of Faith by alighterwood, DandelionPrince, & ErinWantsToWrite
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16 Jun 2026
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In the middle by Ideasofmarch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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Eva Stratt and Carl have an arrangement. Turns out, they both like that sad little science man enough to invite him to join them.
This changes nothing.
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Otherwise known as the two for one betrayal sale.
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- Part 1 of Hail Mary, Full of Grace
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08 Jun 2026
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Red Hood finds Peter, naked and afraid, fresh from the Lazarus Pits. What's a guy to do? Not adopt the sassy, meta child? Think again!
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- Part 1 of For Mercy’s Sake
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30 May 2026
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The Amazing Arach-Kid by awhoreintheory
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2026
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Dick Grayson sees a random kid perform the Flying Grayson's quadruple somersault at a third rate circus. So obviously, he does the sensible thing: joins a suspicious circus under his legal name while his family watches in morbid curiosity and horror.
Because subtlety is for people who didn’t grow up performing death-defying acts thirty feet in the air.
Years of crime-fighting prepared him for a lot of things. What he didn't expect was to lose his footing once and stumble into fatherhood.
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23 May 2026
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Injustice: After by celandine_s
Fandoms: Injustice: Gods Among Us, Batman - All Media Types, Injustice 2, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
06 Oct 2024
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Superman reinstates the Justice League under the Regime and a new name - this time with Batman by his side.
It feels like old times. Almost.
A continuation of Superman's ending after Injustice 2.
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18 May 2026
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How the Justice League Accidentally Gained a Weirdly Intelligent Cat Mascot (Where on Earth Does He Keep Finding All These Kittens?) by Minty_Mumbles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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In most universes, Bruce Wayne is a highly respected member of the Justice League, known as Batman.
In this universe, Bruce Wayne is a stray tomcat who likes to hang around the Hall of Justice, known as Bat.- Language:
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06 May 2026
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Adoption to Adoration by Missingjay
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2026
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Bruce Wayne, interstellar bounty hunter, is trapped in a nightmare. Lost in the depths of space, abducted by aliens and held captive as a mindless beast. Powerless to resist the whims of the aliens or reason with them for his release, he is utterly trapped.
Kal-el, a freelance journalist specializing in xenobiology correspondence, is in love. A surly little unclassified mammalian at the shelter he volunteers at has stolen his core. He’s never had a pet before and this creature has a history of servere behavioral problems, but he can’t let the poor thing stay at the shelter forever without trying to save it. How hard could exotic pet ownership be.
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- Part 1 of A2Averse
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16 Apr 2026
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"Why did my parents leave me to you?" Bruce asks, with enough childlike genuinity and confusion that Alfred can't even be offended by the slightly backhanded accusation.
In a way, he can agree with the boy's disbelief. Why had Thomas and Martha Wayne left their darling son to a man who they barely knew in any emotional capacity? Serving them lunch and organising their linen closet is hardly a reason to write him into their wills.
Staring down at Bruce, the butler desperately tries to work out how to explain to an eight year old that his parents might have been insane.
But maybe, the insane one is him.
(Alfred Pennyworth's life from butler to friend to father.)
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29 Mar 2026
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“Are you gonna join?” Dick asked.
“No,” Bruce said instantly.
“Why? Don’t you wanna have super friends?”
“A team like that shouldn’t be about friendship. It should be a professional coalition.”
“Can’t it be both?”
He watched the newly formed Justice League fumble to answer the most basic questions. It didn’t look like they had hashed things out at all before starting the press conference. No forethought went into this whatsoever. “Not with a group like that.”
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In which Batman is dragged, kicking and screaming, into loving relationships.
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28 Mar 2026
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Battinson and the JL ft. His Eventual Identity Reveal by Athi816
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
25 Jul 2024
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Bruce Wayne is not the founder type. He wouldn’t voluntarily join a book club, much less join a league of super-powered vigilantes whom he does not know personally. Hence, why he refuses to entertain this “Justice League.”
It starts with a friendly visit.
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24 Feb 2026
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Collateral Damage by Runs_With_Wolves1
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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After a mission, the Justice League talk about celebrities and end up slut shaming Bruce Wayne, not knowing Batman is Bruce, and is sitting five feet away from them.
Bruce begins to self-destruct.
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24 Feb 2026
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Chiroptera by RevengePanda
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Jason recognizes the kid on the news, he realizes, when he idly glances up from his book to the TV playing silently in front of him.
That’s not unusual, per say.
Kids from Crime Alley, from the Narrows? They make the news all the time, and he knows, or knew, a lot of ‘em. They’re always warnings, tragic and broken, and even if they don’t use the kids’ names, he can usually recognize the faces the headlines are paired with.
They aren't usually being labeled as "domestic terrorists" on national television, though. But maybe Percy Jackson's just always been an outlier. Jason remembers he was a pretty weird kid, from the very few times they met.
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03 Feb 2026
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For Want of Comfort in a Quiet World by Certified_RedEyes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Feb 2025
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Something was happening to Bruce. It started with little things like a ringing in his ears and some dizziness, but it eventually evolved into something much more severe. Whatever this was, he wasn’t going to bother his family with it, especially his children. They didn't need to be burdened with an old man like him, seeing as they had their own lives, personal and vigilante wise.
They'll forget about him. They already did, didn't they?
...Right?
But, as Bruce's life always does, it never goes his way.
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24 Jan 2026