ThinkingRobot



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  1. Summary

    My main countryhumans AU. Most works will follow Prussia and it will most likely follow German history since that is what I know most about.

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  2. Summary

    any works that are about countryhumans but do not belong in my main AU ("Every Sin")

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  3. Summary

    Just a happier CH AU than my main one. Does not strictly follow history since the goal is to give my characters some happiness. That also means that some characters may act differently than how they'd act in other works.

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  4. Summary

    All my prompts for a promptober I make with the lovely shinydeath0_0
    You'll find a bunch of fandoms as well as my own works here

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    Percy Weasley has always hated Christmas. It was just another reminder that he doesn't fit with the family and he never has. However, this Christmas ends up a little differently [a LOT differently actually] after an attack from a few of the remaining Death Eaters. Will the Weasley siblings be able to save their brother? Or will he be lost in a memory forever.

    And while they're at it, they'll be finding out some of the...interesting...secrets their supposed 'boring, rule following' brother has been hiding.

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    05 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love the concept and the execution is really well done!

  2. Rec 32

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    “You can’t be serious,” Percy hissed, anger punching straight through him. He gripped onto the edge of the bookcase, white knuckled and shaking. His rage was oil thick, spilling out of him—onto the floor, the shelves, across their books.

    Marcus Flint, sitting in Percy's chair, at Percy's table, barely spared him a glance.

    “I told you.” Penelope tried desperately, her voice barely above a whisper. "Flitwick said—at dinner— I thought you already knew.”

    She at least had the decency to look, almost a little bit ashamed.

    “Obviously not!” he seethed.

    Marcus smirked into his textbook, one he clearly wasn’t reading, and something familiar clawed in Percy’s chest, spitting and vicious and close to breaking.

    Percy wanted to set it alight.

    Or, Percy Weasley was doing okay, thank you very much. He was perfectly fine. If he could ignore the thing rattling around his skull, how his breath caught in his throat, the mounds of schoolwork in his corner and the nervous glances from his friends that he pretended he couldn’t see.

    He was doing just fine.

    And he didn’t need anyone to ruin that.

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    31 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OMG OUCH THIS IS PERFECT BUT ALSO OUCH BUT ALSO READ IT READ IT READ IT I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEE

  3. Rec 1

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    Elias breathed in, eyes still closed and lips parted on a content sigh, as the blissful illusion of lonesomeness was abruptly and skillfully torn apart by Peter’s voice, so close to his ear he could feel the tempting tickle of his breath on the shell of his ear, saying: “good boys eat up.”

    Summary: Elias and Peter enjoy playing little "games" from time to time, this one starting out with a piece of rich chocolate cake and resulting in Elias on his knees in his own office, eagerly letting Peter use him in what ever fashion he fancies.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Aughghgswjfkwbbfbe unfairunfairunfair

  4. Rec 15

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    Two young men find each other's unspoken secrets and, within each other, a place to store them.

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    First chapter (roughly half the wordcount) is flirting and seduction. Second chapter is smut. Takes place during the first half of OOTP, which does not matter much, but gives context. They meet at a party and things go from there. Consent is implicit (and also intoxicated), porn magic goes for safer sex practices/lube, readers who are sensitive about those kinds of things beware.

    House keeping: JKR is doing active damage to women and HBTQ people in general and in the UK especially. Her transphobia is cruel and anti-feminist and symbolic of her many other reactionary and conservative politics. My work should not be mistaken for endorsement of her politics or ideologies.

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    23 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ooooooo, fav pairing with some banger writing??? Everyone come get your juice, this is literally so good

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Between the Quidditch recruiter coming to watch Gryffindor's final match of the year and the impending doom that is the Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests, Oliver and Percy are at each other's throats.
    Fortunately, Oliver knows just the remedy.

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    22 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very fluffy and in character; the descriptions are hot, the smut even better

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