jojotier
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dungeonbent by jojotier
Fandoms: Homestuck, ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
25 Jan 2026
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"The Tallmen Say That A Scant Year After Its Discovery, A Dwarf Crawled From The Depths Of The Dungeon And Into The Light. They Spoke Of Many Things Which They Could Not Agree Upon; That His Beard Was Paper Thin And Torn Or Disappeared, That His Blood Burned Upon The Soil Where He Laid, That His Eyes Were The Color Of Metal Glowing Orange-Bright In The Forge Or That His Damned Eyes Were Hidden By A Blindfold. But All Agree Upon What He Did Next.
To All Who Ringed About The Dungeon Entrance, The Dwarf Declared A Bounty: To He Who Defeated The Wilder Wizard, He Would Gift An Unbreakable Sword, And He Whom Wielded The Sword Would Know Riches Beyond Imagination."
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Kanaya Maryam follows the words of a mysterious R.L. Theras into the belly of Skaia's dungeon. She may even be in love.
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The dragon had been seated atop his fancy little chair, fat black tail curled around one ornately carved leg, for a good ten minutes by then. Anyone would mistake the scene for something out of a horror story- the bold and foolish thief lounging on a pile of fine pillows before the dragon who owned them, leisurely laying about while the beast loomed, thinking of the best way to kill her for the impudence.
Truth was, she'd just asked him what kind of animal he thought she would be. Red got that he was about as experienced at the whole courting thing as she was, but this was getting pretty silly.
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A dragon takes his human girlfriend's joke question a little too seriously.
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dry and die in lost Carcosa by jojotier
Fandoms: Original Work, The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers
02 Jan 2026
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“Were God to kneel an oracle at my feet,” Lucien told me, “I’d sooner kill prophecy than believe Him if you thought Him false.”
His gaze is heat itself. It is his charm as an actor; intensity, a roiling fire in his eyes bellied by the low thrum of his voice weaving spells. This magic binds thousands at a time but just then it was meant only for me. There was nothing I could do under the force of such sincerity.
I told him I loved him. It may be hard for you to understand, Devon, but I love him. More than any lyric could sing of it.
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Chronicling another victim of the King in Yellow.
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Hazel’s eyes widened as the first audible click of bones crunching together sounded into the quiet. The creature’s neck was bending backward by degrees, each degree bent accompanied by the increasingly pronounced grinding of vertebrae into deformity. Oil spilled from its lips and tracked down its cheeks, dripping into its forehead as its mouth unhinged itself into the slow, sick wheeze of accusation.
Slowly moving back, Hazel said, “Ma’am. Please get out of the freezer.”
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IN A 7-11, In The DEAD OF NIGHT, YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE What You Can SEE…
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A shaft of light broke through the storm over their heads and Tsuya gasped at the feeling of the sun against her skin. The colors of dawn played over Sarume’s pretty pale face, making her eyes shine brightly as jewels. For one golden moment, Tsuya forgot everything else; there was only Sarume, strong enough to hold steady in the eye of the storm and brave enough to snatch her from God’s jaws. There was only Sarume’s hand on her cheek.
“It’s not over yet,” Sarume said, magic sparking in her eyes, “but don’t you dare think I’ll let you go.”
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False Starts: Excerpts from Books Not Yet Written by jojotier
Fandom Original Work, The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers
12 Jan 2026
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A series of drabbles, inspirations and first chapters from original books I want to write that I'm not ready to write just yet.
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Emerald is Unbreakable by jojotier
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Jul 2020
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Just a little drabble series exploring what might have happened had Kakyoin lived and if he were still up and kicking ass for Speedwagon by the time Diamond is Unbreakable rolled around!
Will have a heavy focus on both JotaKak and interactions between Kakyoin and the Duwang gang
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I decided to string together a collection of my canon-compliant pre-canon and canon divergent fics into one collection since pretty much all of it can, or will, or has been disproven as viable scenarios by canon proper.
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This is a series of oneshots meant to provide some context bits that we had originally wanted to add into the main siren au fic Symphony, ad Libitum! Hopefully this helps establish character dynamics, backstories, and general rules of the magic world (morld) to give a more robust flavor to the main plot. Think of it as some little supplemental, bite-sized bits of magic! They're important, but if you don't know the main fic, they should still all make a great deal of sense on their own, independent of the overarching narrative and independent of each other. The main fic will also make a great deal of sense independent of these oneshots.
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Requests and Drabbles by jojotier
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Mar 2018
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I've decided to start taking requests for just a couple hours once a month to kind of see what I can write! Drabbles come in a variety of fandoms and flavors, and a variety of genres and AUs
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all i need, darling, is a life in your shape by deadgreeks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jun 2019
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After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.
However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.
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Bookmarked by jojotier
08 Jun 2019
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There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.
“So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”
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In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.
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What the hell does it matter if my words upset him, when he's so obviously out of control?
''I think you know what this is. I think you know that you have an eating disorder. And I think you are scared.''
Sherlock blinks at me, his throat still swallowing. He has a wild look in his eyes that I don't like, so I push back against my chair, stand up, and go towards him.
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Bookmarked by jojotier
12 Sep 2018
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One of the few bookmarks I kept over from ffnet when I made the switch, and probably the best depiction of recovering from csa that I've seen
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The Shaded Grove by JoJos_Gay_Adventure
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Aug 2018
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Jotaro could map out a hundred different battle strategies, list off a multitude of different aquatic species from any ocean, and even knew his way around the finer sciences.
None of this helped him understand how to be a functional human being.
Bookmarked by jojotier
22 Aug 2018
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Short and sweet snippets, but incredibly well written and nice to read!