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The Long Ride Home by Herbluvsdan
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984)
09 Dec 2025
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'The skies were darkening now, and as the train whistled its intention to begin the slow chug toward London, Holmes turned his thoughts to his long-suffering companion, who had trudged behind him with an uncharacteristic gloom for most of the case. He had sat himself opposite Holmes, and had practically crawled into the very corner of their compartment, flush against the window.'
A successful case, a happy Holmes, and a rather grumpy Watson... What could happen when the two of them have a first class train carriage all to themselves?Bookmarked by muppetlesbian
07 Feb 2026
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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03 Feb 2026
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I Just Called to Say by thehoyden for equestrianstatue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2019
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Aziraphale held out on having a telephone installed in the bookshop until 1921, mostly because Crowley kept badgering her about it, and Aziraphale was still feeling miffed about the fact that Crowley had slept through the telephone’s invention and a great many other things, as well.
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02 Feb 2026
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The Trees Will Keep Our Secrets by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2020
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Aziraphale receives a message that contains an invitation to a Beltane festival by an unknown sender, and she begrudging travels to a remote village in Ireland to investigate.
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31 Jan 2026
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Coming to each other's aid and staying out of the way wasn't the only agreement Crowley and Aziraphale had. It began in Rome, and carried on for centuries. A smutty, slow burn romp through the ages.
Written for the Good Omens Big Bang 2019.
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31 Jan 2026
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Pin An Angel Up by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jan 2020
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Aziraphale was a lingerie model for a newlyweds' magazine, under the guise of Miss Azra Fell. Despite her short-term career, Miss Fell was granted her own special edition magazine, featuring her and only her. The angel had kept it hidden in plain view, quite oblivious to the chance of a certain demon stumbling upon it.
And that certain demon was very much thrilled with what he found.
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Aziraphale modelled for a lingerie magazine back in 1950, Crowley finds them and thus uncovers a whole arsenal of kinks to explore for the two of them.Bookmarked by muppetlesbian
30 Jan 2026
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murderer of the crosses by Lucyandsunny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Mar 2026
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In which Crowley is a grumpy detective and Aziraphale is a criminal profiler who's a bastard enough to be worth knowing.
Will these two be able to hide their feelings while searching for a serial killer who loves to kill blondes?
Now with cover art!!!
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29 Jan 2026
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In an unfortunate encounter with an occult object, Crowley accidentally splits himself into his angel and his demon halves.
Aziraphale has to help put him back together.
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28 Jan 2026
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Angling at the Bastille by ineffablymanic
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2024
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Bastille, July of 1793. An erreur has taken place.
What if Crowley didn’t release Aziraphale from the shackles right away?
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27 Jan 2026
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whatever you give life, you will get back by flashlightinacave
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jul 2022
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“Bonnet,” Ed seethes, “is not your captain anymore.” The rage within him is only building, building, building.
R-right,” Frenchie stammers. “Well, clearly something—” He cuts himself off with a cough. “Well, sir, clearly something happened between the two of you, something that you two should talk about?” He strums the same familiar melody on his lute and begins to sing again.
“That pirate’s life
Would be nice
If Blackbeard and Bonnet made things right
Ful-lil-lad-dee-lil-idi-o.To reunite
Has not sufficed
Bonnet and Blackbeard must make things ri—”Ed doesn’t even let him finish the last word of his song before he rips the instrument from Frenchie’s hands and snaps the strings.
or; 5 times the crew of the Revenge try to convince Ed to talk to Stede, and 1 time they have a long overdue conversation.
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06 Dec 2022
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To Live on the Land We Must Learn from the Sea by spinchling
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Nov 2022
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Stede Bonnet is a merman who longs to be a pirate. When the chance comes along for him to have legs, he jumps onboard. However, in order to keep them, he has to kill or seduce a pirate captain in two weeks. Easy, right?
Title of this fic is a line from the song "Calypso" by John Denver.
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30 Nov 2022
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"Why are you here?"
"What do you think?"
"To save me?"
"You’d like. Try again."
"To kill me?"
Stede's heart was beating like a hammer in the dark. He felt like he was really at the mercy of a predator ready to tear him to pieces.
"It's very annoying," Blackbeard said. His tone managed to be low and cautious, with no need to whisper. He quickened the pace: “It's really annoying for my reputation as a pirate, and in general, that word has spread that you are some sort of my weak point. I could handle it as long as it was just between you and me, but that's not good at all."
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This is an english translation of my fic. Please let me know if you find any mistakes.
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30 Nov 2022
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[Multivoice Podfic] but that's none of my business by Djapchan, Ecchima, greedy_dancer, HowOldAreWe, Izzybutt, Mo_on_raccoon (yue_ix), RhetoricalQuestions, skipperpods (thesleepyskipper), SkyAsimaru, with (CompassRose), with (Literarion), with (Tipsy_Kitty) for chaotic_neutral_knitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Nov 2022
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chaotic_neutral_knitter's summary:
Lucius thinks there's something going on between Blackbeard and Captain Bonnet. The rest of the crew think that he's lost his mind.
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24 Nov 2022
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Challenge: Slowvember 2022
Prompt: Farmer's MarketStede finds something Ed wished had remained hidden.
Modern AU: The Camera Loves You, Baby.
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13 Nov 2022
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Not expecting a California Gold reference in a fanfic omgg
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midnight wikipedia dive (mobile friendly) by tedliwaith (Medliwaith)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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POV: You're on a wikipedia deep dive, but you live in my OFMD musician!AU.
""The Petticoated Swashbucklers are a rock band formed in 2010 at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire of Southern California. Frontman Stede Bonnet founded the band. Its primary purpose is performing drag show and rock musical inspired rock operas. Their shows often have queer historical and fantasy inspired themes.
They were a niche, little-known art rock band with a small cult following until they won the QAR Label's 2012 Battle of the Bands Competition and joined QAR co-owners Edward Teach and Israel "Izzy" Hands' band Blackbeard on the Revenge Tour (2012-2013).
Teach joined the band as a co-frontman on their 2015 tour and makes surprise appearances at shows regularly."Series
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05 Nov 2022
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Fine Things Wool by ICanSingNoRequiem
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), A Love Yarn (2021)
04 Nov 2022
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The owner of a quaint New Zealand yarn shop, Stede Bonnet, gets his world flipped upside down after learning his top supplier of yarn, Teach Cashmere, is stopping production.
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- Part 28 of Crossovers
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04 Nov 2022
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The Cherish Series (A No-Angst November Collection) by Somekindofcontraption
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Nov 2022
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Stede owns a high-end second hand clothing store. Ed teaches visual arts to underprivileged kids.
For No-Angst November, a series of short stories about Ed and Stede as their relationship blossoms.Rating will vary; overall rated E for some explicit scenes. Please refer to the first chapter for details on each story.
Updated daily!
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03 Nov 2022
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Day 27 of 31 Days of Fluff: Removing Your Partner's Glasses
Ed entertains himself while Stede is reading.
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27 Oct 2022
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In exchange for Stede’s freedom, Ed offers himself up to the British and is sentenced to 5 years in prison. Thanks to a very intrepid mail delivery seagull, they’re able to exchange a series of increasingly stupid, silly, smutty, and romantic letters during their time apart.
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- Part 1 of Time in a Bottle
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27 Oct 2022
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Stede and Ed have just declared their co-captaincy. Although Ed has been training Stede in combat, Stede's first real raid doesn't go so well: he narrowly avoids dying in a sword fight, during which his hands are badly injured. After Roach sews Stede up, he informs him that he can't use his hands for at least a week, if not 10 days. To Stede's surprise, Ed offers (with a secret, ulterior motive) to help Stede with things while his hands heal: dressing and undressing, eating, drinking, washing up.
And, eventually, with... one other thing.
This is your classic Good Buddy Lends a Hand™ (Patent Pending) trope, y'all, in which someone breaks their arm or hurts their hands and can't jerk off and their Good Buddy has to help.
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- Part 1 of Palmistry
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06 Oct 2022