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Sgurb has yet to start in the troll's timeline, and that means everyone is still asleep on Prospit and Derse. On this, Nepeta Leijon is the biggest freak gooner ever, and having woken up on Derse early and seeing her friends vulnerable, she really just can't control herself... So she goes ham on those unprotected assholes, tongue fucking every shithole she can. Nepeta is completely obsessed with rimming butts, huffing their stench and drooling all over them- she couldn't care if her friends are asleep, she'll spit an entire ocean on each and every one of their asses like a hungry feral DOG.
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Noelle is captured! After a *sneaky* covert mission, the Queen's Werewerewire's snatch Noelle up and is taken to the Queen's castle pronto, locked away in her new room. A nervous wreck, she patiently waits for a rescue, but as more and more time ticks away, Noelle grows bored until that mind wanders to being... horny... The Queen (As ever-present as she is), catches Holiday in the act and not wanting her precious Noelle to feel lonely, pulls out that dick and forces it into Holiday's holes. Eventually Noelle has tons of cyber-jizz pumped into her needy cunt, filling the womb full.
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saintSubhuman's easy guide to Classpects (For morons who haven't bothered to finish Homestuck) by saintSubhuman
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Dec 2024
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A rather easy guide to understanding Classes and Aspects. No long, overdrawn explanations, it should be enough for anyone to come to understanding their own Godtier.
Although Homestuck's Godtier system is largely opinion based, and many people can come to different conclusions to ideas presented, this is my interpretation. This was made to help other's figure out their own Godtier and also to show off a different view. Mostly based on The Extended Zodiac and also in-comic observations.
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For anon
"Could you please write a story were Mom Lalonde puts Rose in a diaper? Possibly a humilating [sic] outfit like a pink princess tutu dress? And makes her go out in public like that?"It's Rose's birthday, and her Mom is determined to pamper her the entire day with little regard that her daughter isn't a kid anymore. Although pamper is likely the word Rose would NOT use. A huge humiliation fic centred around Rose suffering the baby treatment from Mom after another ruined birthday. Involves farts and diaper filling, along with lots of Rose feeling like shit. Mom's need for humiliating her daughter knows no bounds, so expect a very angry Rose as this whole day is spent laughing at her.
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- Part 7 of Non-Canon AA Homestuck fics
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Have you ever asked the question: "Wow, I really wanna read a story about Mituna, Latula and Gamzee in a goon session where they all get high as fuck?"
If you have not, now you have.
And I have your answer right here.Series
- Part 6 of Non-Canon AA Homestuck fics
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Aradia goes out searching for more cool treasure to take back home. In this search, she finds a magical tutu that transforms her into a mindless bimbo that wears the tutu. Based on a dream I had when I took a power nap, a ballerina bimbo Aradia was shown to me like a holy vision.
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- Part 5 of Non-Canon AA Homestuck fics
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Equius orders a new "toy", but you can't trust any dumbass troll do be half decent, and Aradia opens her new package to the biggest horse dildo known to man in a mistake. This is either a good mistake or a bad one depending on how you see it.
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- Part 4 of Non-Canon AA Homestuck fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,225
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 350
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HOMESTUCK: Blame The Writer by AAonAOOO (saintSubhuman), saintSubhuman
Fandoms: Homestuck, Paradox Space (Webcomic)
02 Apr 2024
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Do you feel like post-canon Homestuck sucks? Not as good as the real canon? Yeah, same. Which is why I'm writing THIS.
My own remake of post-canon, but WORSE!
(I'm not lying about that, or maybe I am, It's a matter of perspective)This is (2̶5̶) 24 chapters of continual degradation of story and character as a metaphor for how the Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are fucking terrible and ruined everything. And don't take that lightly, trust me, there's a LOT I cut out of this story (and just LOOK at the warnings, jeez...) so that it isn't too fucked up. Enjoy your stay :)
Oh yeah, you also might wanna read my other works to get a sense of what the fuck is happening, don't worry, there are only short 16 stories you'll need to catch up on ;))
The title is a reference none of you will get.
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- Part 17 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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Vriska and Meenah have their fun in the dream bubbles until it gets cut short by the canon, ending their relationship. Fluff and angst and DEFINITELY no comfort. Vriska tries her hardest to explore the inner machinations of her mind because never in her life has she needed to do this- promptly has a mental breakdown.
You know that one scene where Vriska gets mad at her alternate self for settling down and dating? It's this but a WHOLE lot meaner.
Just some more foreshadowing to my finale lmao.
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- Part 4 of Act 5-7 AA timeline
- Part 12 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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- English
- Words:
- 1,783
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 168
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A short story about Aradia being Aradia. Just a fun little story about her and her hobby of digging up skeletons.
No smut, no tricks. Just having fun :)
You are not immune to Aradia propaganda.
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- Part 1 of Pre-Sgrub AA timeline
- Part 1 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,697
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 169
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Sollux fucks Feferi and Equius. Fuck Eridan he's not having sex; too many EriSol fanfics, I wanna be different.
Yes, I know the title makes it sound cooler than it actually is, but trust me, if you're following the story, it'll make sense later.
Yes, I also know most of it is just an alternate ver. of canon from Sollux's POV but with added sex, fuck you.
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- Part 1 of Act 5-7 AA timeline
- Part 9 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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First Impressions Stink: Part 3 - Publicity Stunt by AAonAOOO (saintSubhuman)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Apr 2022
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We continue this running joke AGAIN!
Return to the classic JohnDave scat fetish fanfic, this time we go full public sex and shit. I'm SURE You'll love it ;)Joen and Dave go on a little date to a mall to hang around, but Egbert's stomach has other ideas...
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- Part 4 of Pre-Sburb AA timeline
- Part 8 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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Just Gamzee sexting Equius, bunch of masturbation and kink talk lmao.
But too bad Gamzee kinda sucks at relationships, and just doesnt understand a whole lot about feelingsLoneliness fills Gamzee, considering he doesnt have a lot to his name, so which is why he wants to spend some time with his bro. Purple and Blue, fittingly.
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- Part 3 of Pre-Sgrub AA timeline
- Part 3 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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Just a vore/feeding fanfic made with my friends OC x some random ass OC I made up on the spot.
Scarfe Yistrn is a secluded troll that lives deep in the woods with her matesprit and a gold-blooded grub, staying away from society. Funny enough, any troll that comes across her, never seems to come back...
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You want your Dirk/Jake, I'll give you some. A plotless gay sex with what could be considered the best canon-friendly interactions you've ever seen since act 6.
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- Part 3 of Non-Canon AA Homestuck fics
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Nepeta is very energetic, and she doesn't really dry herself when she gets sweaty.
Basically, it's a sweat/musk sex fanfic between a sweaty Nepeta and a weird Terezi (But when is she not weird?)Series
- Part 2 of Act 5-7 AA timeline
- Part 10 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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Depression hits Kankri hard. So what does Karkat do to help?
He only wants to help in a moment where everything is fucked up. This time, it looks like there are no heroes in this story.
Sometimes you just have to swim in the shit to get to the top.Not "romancing" depression here, just telling a fucked up story.
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- Part 2 of Post-canon AA timeline
- Part 14 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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What if Kanaya made Rose her pet bitch?
Public lesbian sex and stuff. Don't even think to say this wouldn't happen because I'm ALLLLLLLL sure we know what Kanaya did with Jade...Also yeah if you recognise the title's name, I think you might want to find a better taste in music, just saying.
Fanfic inspired by this art I found: (https://twitter.com/MudaMura/status/1463990386297225257?s=20)
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- Part 1 of Post-canon AA timeline
- Part 13 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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The backstory to the bimbo Karkat timeline. This ain't even porn, this is pure plot. Albeit very shortly.
You should have read (https://archiveofourown.org/works/30880088) before reading this so that literally any of this makes sense. Or maybe the other way around?Time travel is weird...
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- Part 2 of Pre-Sgrub AA timeline
- Part 2 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,190
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 379
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Bunker Hill's Strangest Strangers by AAonAOOO (saintSubhuman)
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Original Work, Fallout (Video Games)
12 Nov 2021
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Fallout 4 fanfiction made for a friend made using his Fallout OC's.
It's a pretty "vanilla" threesome with 2 chicks and a trans woman, just in a Fallout 4 setting.Scarlet Allyn is the motherly milf, and the direct mother of Joakim, her eight year old son.
Wendy is Scarlet's wife, and plays mostly the horny father figure of this family, being a Straight-headed girl.
Rosemary is this family dick-bearer, a fairly buff trans black girl, and one of the biggest nymphomaniacs here. Despite her... overly high horniness, she's an amazing mother and also girlfriend to Scarlet.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,524
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 59
- Hits:
- 1,243