turnpike_divides
Fandoms
- Thursday (US Band) (112)
- Fall Out Boy (68)
- L.S. Dunes (Band) (66)
- My Chemical Romance (33)
- Jonas Brothers (22)
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Because there was no way that, after over forty years with the thing, Anthony wouldn’t recognize his own cock—and he had seen his own cock in Frank’s grip more than enough times to trigger an immediate memory upon entering the scene.
And, if Frank had somehow wound up with Anthony’s little spitfire nestled between his legs as though it belonged there, then, naturally, that meant—
“You stole my fucking dick!” the guitarist exclaimed as Anthony stood in the doorway, gaping.
Series
- Part 5 of Bandom Kinktober / Schlocktober 2025
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Lock Us in the Center of Your Wishing Well by turnpike_divides
Fandoms: L.S. Dunes (Band), Thursday (US Band)
13 Oct 2025
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Hell, one pregnancy was enough for a while—they already had about thirteen kids between the five of them, and none of them had fled the nest yet. They were not ready to have a baby on the bus, but they had no choice, because it had already happened—and, naturally, they would love it just as much as they loved the rest of their children. There was no doubt about that.
But they didn’t need two, and while Tucker was already curled up in his bunk and nesting, not quite showing yet, Anthony was still devoid of fetus.
And it had to stay that way.
Series
- Part 4 of Bandom Kinktober / Schlocktober 2025
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Call Out, Collapsing, the Shadows All Fall (I Feel it Getting Away from Me Now) by turnpike_divides
Fandoms: Thursday (US Band)
10 Oct 2025
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He placed his hands on each side of the soldier’s face, holding him steady as he pressed his lips to the mouth that bore the screams. It did little but muffle them, only temporarily, before Andrew felt the other man squirming against him, attempting to roll away.
“I love you, Tom,” the blond murmured, hoping the words managed to get through to him.
That was when he felt the other man’s fingers curl around his biceps, gripping Andrew so tight the rebel thought he might bruise—and the familiar feeling of electricity coursed through him, blue sparks lighting against his skin.
“I’m here,” he assured his lover. “I’ve got you.”
Series
- Part 2 of Order and Fury
- Part 3 of Bandom Kinktober / Schlocktober 2025
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The Glare from Your Toothy Grin Makes Me— by turnpike_divides
Fandoms: Thursday (US Band)
04 Oct 2025
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The blond giggled—fucking giggled. “Aww, you like me!” Geoff exclaimed, his head lolling a bit. “Whassa frown for, then? You should smiiile, Steve—smiley Steve. I like him.” No, no, no, Geoff’s babbling was not fucking cute.
If only his body would get the memo.
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- Part 2 of Bandom Kinktober / Schlocktober 2025
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Sure Enough, Showing Off (Resist the Impulse) by turnpike_divides
Fandoms: Thursday (US Band), L.S. Dunes (Band)
01 Oct 2025
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“Kinda looks like Frank, don’t you think?” the bassist asked, holding it up so that its sharp-tooth smile faced the drummer where he sat on the couch.
Tucker chuckled. “Just about his height, too.”
“Like you’re one to talk.”
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“Think it would suck cock like Frank, too?” Tim continued, turning the little monster to face him again.
“Well, it’s certainly got the teeth for it,” Tucker joked, looking back down at his phone as the other man chucked above him. It might have been a joke, but their mutual friend did have a tendency to use teeth in that sort of engagement.
Series
- Part 1 of Bandom Kinktober / Schlocktober 2025
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Bandom Kinktober / Schlocktober 2025 by turnpike_divides
Fandom: L.S. Dunes (Band), Thursday (US Band)
18 Oct 2025
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A collection of my works written for both the Bandom Kinktober and Schlocktober challenges of October 2025. All works are unrelated to and/or disconnected from one another, but may be connected to other fics where specified. Evidently, I did not write for all 31 days of either challenge.
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- 10,096
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- 5
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Fics set in the Thursday dystopian AU inspired by YA literature, focused on the relationship between Tom and Andrew as they navigate the reality of the world that has been built around them—and one another's roles in its future.
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A series of companion pieces that I have written to go along with StarlessEyes_remain's fic Lonely Shadow, seeing as we brainstorm the main fic together so often that I've had had so many ideas to add context and background to some of it.
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- 10,265
- Works:
- 6
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Sex Tape 'Verse by turnpike_divides
Fandom: Circa Survive (Band), Frank Iero and the Future Violents (Band), L.S. Dunes (Band), Many Eyes (US Band), My Chemical Romance, Thursday (US Band)
29 Jul 2025
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A series of Thursday fics that begin with a lost sex tape in 2002 and explores the relationships - romantic and sexual - between the band members in the following years. Despite that the title of this universe is "Sex Tape 'Verse," not every fic in the series will feature a sex tape (or even sex).
The series is ordered based on chronological order (when they take place) and not the posting order of the fics.
- Words:
- 39,854
- Works:
- 18
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To Hold and Be Held [Bandom Fluff Fest 2024] by turnpike_divides
Fandom: Fall Out Boy, L.S. Dunes (Band), Thursday (US Band)
31 Aug 2024
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A collection of fics written to meet prompts for the Bandom Fluff Fest. No intention of writing all thirty-one prompts throughout the month of August 2024, but I do intend to write enough to satisfy creating a series to keep the fics together. All fics are disconnected and unrelated to one another unless otherwise stated in the notes.
- Words:
- 16,165
- Works:
- 13
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Like Phosphorus In These Darkrooms, Ignite by StarlessEyes_remain for turnpike_divides
Fandoms: Thursday (US Band)
20 Oct 2025
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"No, you'll like it! You'll have fun, I promise."
A slow hum comes down the line. “You know, the last time you said that,” he starts, spinning his words around his finger the way one might fidget with a spiraled phone cord.
Tucker waves his hand around as if he can be seen waving his embarrassment into the curtains. His palm comes to rest at the nape of his neck, comfortable against the thin layer of sweat tingling over body heat. "I'm going on another date with that guy I met up with—"
Geoff interrupts him with an eager, "Snakebites?"Bookmarked by turnpike_divides
20 Oct 2025
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The first three things Rodney McKay said to John Sheppard were, in order, a demand for coffee, an inquiry about possible job openings in the area – and don’t be coy because perhaps he couldn’t pay for the coffee he just ordered without a new source of income, and a bad attempt at a come on.
Sheppard poured him coffee, told him about an opening at the Inn across town, and didn’t say another word. In an ordinary circumstance, he would’ve kicked the brat out, but the teenager had a certain spark.
That, and he was carrying a sleeping toddler in his arms.
Or: a Gilmore Girls AU
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11 Sep 2025
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Arthur sputtered. “I-I’m not sure that’s wise, I mean, no — I —”
Merlin interrupted. “That sounds like a good idea to me! No offense, but you guys are pretty useless against magical opponents.” He threw a smile at Lancelot that the Knight returned. “I mean, what’s the use having the most powerful sorcerer in the world on your payroll if you don’t use him?”
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5 times Merlin tells Arthur he's the most powerful sorcerer in the world, and 1 time Arthur believes him.
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01 Sep 2025
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Arthur was used to being trotted out by Uther as Camelot’s shiny, young ambassador. Though he didn’t care much for Cenred, he certainly wasn’t afraid of him. No, it wasn’t Essetir that bred knots in his stomach.
For reasons that Arthur did not yet understand, it was the humble village of Ealdor that loomed specterlike over the journey ahead.
When a diplomatic visit to Cenred's kingdom takes Arthur and Merlin through Ealdor, Arthur must confront a secret he has kept from himself since Merlin arrived in Camelot.
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- English
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- 25,409
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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31 Aug 2025
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“I never believed that you would betray me,” Arthur says, because Merlin knows him, even if the same might not be true the other way around. Merlin could tell when he was lying, when he was lashing out to protect himself, long before a bond tore down all the defences Arthur so carefully erected around himself. “Do not pretend that you ever believed me capable of truly hating you. I could not, no matter how much I may want to.”
The way Merlin’s face twists reveals that there is another story there, and words echo within Arthur’s head, guttural and ancient—a half cannot truly hate that which makes it whole.
He wants to laugh at the truth of it, at the absurdity of it all. Here they are, a prince and a servant, Uther Pendragon’s son and one of the most powerful sorcerers to ever walk the earth—caught up in a fight over who possesses more devotion, who is going to ruin themself for the other’s sake first.
One hot summer day and an ill-advised kiss leave Arthur with an incomplete soul bond, panic about all his secrets coming to light, and the question of why Merlin is so afraid of Uther. Actually, scratch that—why is Merlin afraid of him?
Series
- Part 42 of Merlin Stories
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,200
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 339
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- 4,615
- Bookmarks:
- 1,072
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26 Aug 2025