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    Big Man Tommyinnit. stuck in space, in a cell, all alone.

    well not alone anymore, he's got this really small adorable looking alien now! and he's in too deep, he's already sworn his life to the guy.

    Tommy picks up alien friends left and right to slowly work his way around space to survive. His hell through space does not prevent the affection that his heart still retains and he slowly begins to heal the scars that have been formed from being treated like an experiment, an animal.

    now if only he could talk to them.

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    Tommy was just trying to get away from the vanguard of murder robots. He did not mean to fall from the sky and break most of his equipment (including his bones). And now he's been kidnapped/adopted by a beanpole, a wingman, and a pig. Help.

    Phil and Ranboo are just chillin' in Techno's house when a tiny feral version of Tommy falls from the sky. Which shouldn't be possible because, according to Ranboo, Tommy died in prison. He's got weird armor, weirder weapons, he just tried to stab Phil, and- oh, okay, he blasted a hole in the wall. Lovely.

    None of these people know what they're doing, and the child just brings more angst, fluff, and shenanigans than anyone thinks is possible while also kickstarting a mass emotional healing arc that no one knew they needed.

    OR
    Dystopian resistance sci-fi Tommy falls through a portal and gets adopted by the Syndicate. (And yes it's adoption, because Phil.)

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    “You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.

    “He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.

    “He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”

    “Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”

    ---

    Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.

    Phil has a different plan.

    (In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)

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    The Piglin initially put his ears back, but after recognizing Tommy they went up again, and soon he began wagging his tail.

    "Strangers." He stated, wrinkling his snout. Tommy rolled his eyes.

    "It's Wilbur and Sally."

    "Which one is Wilbur?"

    Tommy leaned over the rocks and waved to the couple. Sally waved back, but Wilbur was too busy looking around unfamiliar territory and being nervous.

    "In the yellow sweater." The boy said, bringing his hand to his head and twirling his wrist - a sign for fluffy or curly hair.

    Technoblade narrowed his eyes and stared at him the way a teacher stares at a student who once again failed their exam - judgemental and without any mercy or pity.

    "I could break him in half. He looks like a small, thin twig. Twigbur." He purred with satisfaction. "Like a pencil."

     

    Or; A six year old Tommy befriended a Piglin. They became brothers.

    Or; A world where hybrids gain traits of those they trust the most. Technoblade is a Piglin. Tommy’s a kid lost in the Nether. Basically the DSMP but Techno's a literal Piglin and only Tommy can understand him.

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    "Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.

    "Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."

    "No, I'm gonna bite you."

    ---

    SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.

    Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.

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    Tommy is the only one in the entire family that doesn’t know that his dad, the one and only Philza Craft runs The Syndicate. AKA the most powerful mafia in the entire city. Phil intends to keep it that way for as long as possible, having his other sons Technoblade and Wilbur already a part of the family business. They all agreed not to get Tommy involved until he was ready.

    Turns out Wilbur and Techno didn’t actually care about that agreement and started teaching their younger brother the ‘tricks of the trade’ years ago and Phil is just now finding out about this. Who in the world teaches a 14 year old how to hot-wire a car?

    Or
    SBI Mafia AU following Tommy’s adventures as an unknowing mafia prince and all the skills and shenanigans he and his brothers got up to without him ever putting two and two together. Plus, Tommy's best friend may or may not be the son of Schlatt, the head of the competing mafia in the city. Phil thought running The Syndicate was hard, raising Tommy is even harder.

    Complete at Chapter 27! Chapter 28 will be authors note

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    Prince Tommy is an enigma—underestimated, unknowable, self-assured, and powerful.

    Until, one day, he isn't.

     

    A story about familial love, friendship, manipulation, magic, breaking rules, kicking ass, an ancient legend, an unholy sacrament, and a secret that will someday make the Beginning indissociable from the End.

    (OR: The one where Prince Tommy elaborately pretends not to be the intelligent little BAMF he really is, and ends up getting bit in the tail for it.)

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    Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg, hiding in a far corner of the lower districts.

    A place everyone was welcome, regardless of their given title.
    Where villains could come for medical treatment.
    Where mafia goons and bosses could rest without the need to look over their shoulders.
    Where vigilantes and heroes could have a nice chat over tea.
    Where treatment (and treats) were given out freely.

    Where societal tags (and their due expectations) were shot and murdered at the front door.
    And if you ignored this rule, you too were shot and murdered at the front door.
    By whom was a gamble.

    Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg.

    Everybody also knew that if you touched any of the occupants, well...
    You'd have the entirety of super-powered society (underground and otherwise) gunning for your head.

    Tommy Innit, the owner of said apartment, lived quite the interesting life.
    Seriously, he just wanted to bake cookies, what just happened?

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    5 times Tommy dropped everything to help everyone else, and 1 time they dropped everything to help him.

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    “One large cheese, one large meat lover and one large vegorama, for, uh, es-bee-eye” Tommy reads in a monotone voice, from the receipt, as he holds the pizzas out to the hero in front of him.

    “Who are you, and how did you find us?” The Blade deadpans, sword still up to Tommy’s throat.

    “Pizza Hut. Someone ordered pizza.”

    OR-

    TommyInnit gets a job in a city run by heroes. He just wants to deliver pizza, but he really needs a break.

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    (TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED)

    Three trouble making orphans on the run from the authorities suddenly find themselves no longer on the run, but in the care of three separate hero families, in a last ditch attempt to stop them being shipped to juvie. This would be out of this world news for anyone who didn't have a double life as a vigilante, a mountain of trust issues and childhood trauma, had been hiding hybrid traits since they could write and were being separated from their psuedo brothers for the first time since they met.

    Oh, so that's why they weren't jumping for joy.

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    AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-13 updated so far <3)
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    This wasn’t happening, was it?

    Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”

    “One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”

    Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
    Oh god, no.
    -
    A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensues

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    Ranboo may or may not have accidentally hacked his way into a Discord group chat with really good security. Oh well...
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    Cross-posted on Wattpad and Quotev
    *Sigh* I had to at least publish one of these things... I'm the writer here, don't judge me lol /lh
    Ranboo-centric cause he's my favorite
    High school AU, but hybrids still exist

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    “Scar,” she says simply, drawing her sword and stepping forward to press the hilt to his palm.

    And—oh, Scar’s heart aches in recognition. The memory is fresh in his mind, stitched into the fabric of his being and the decals on his smoke-stained cloak. He’s been here before. He knows what to do.

    He takes a decisive step back, shaking his head. “I refuse.”

    ---

    Or: Scar figures out what it means to be a victor.

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    Tommy has killed 36 people.

    The weapon in Tommy’s hands does not shake. It is steady, almost impossibly so, and Tommy will not miss his target. This is a fact that he knows. He knows the sun will rise, he knows the tide will leave, he knows he will hit his shot; Tommy is incapable of missing. He is perfect. It's his job to be perfect, and without this job, Tommy is nothing, so his hands are steady. He remembers the names of all 36 people. Not because he feels remorse or guilt, in all honesty, Tommy doesn't think he can feel. He remembers because no one else will. No one but him.

    James Richard. This is a name Tommy will never forget, because, at the very least, he can remember him. At the very least he can remember his name.

    He pulls the trigger.

    37. Tommy has killed 37 people.

    Or

    Tommy is a trained mercenary who hasn't heard anything other than Dream's voice for the past seventeen years of his life.

    Wilbur is worried.

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    Dream’s been on the run for 2 years when he finally finds directions to a small revolution where he might be free. Unfortunately for him, the past refuses to let him go. His friends, under the orders of the King, are tasked with bringing him back to “safety.” All George and Sapnap want to do is save their friend, all Bad wants to do is escape his contract, and all Dream wants to do is escape.

    In a way, it’s a Minecraft!Manhunt, except it’s a fantasy au and early DreamSMP mashed together, with a Dream that’s not quite human, but not quite anything else.

    Please read the tags, this gets pretty heavy at times. Enjoy!

    UPDATE: Work is abandoned, with a summary of the entire story in the last chapter, soon to be orphaned.

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    Tommy is the youngest prince of the Antarctic Empire who's fed up with being ignored by his family so he takes matters into his own hands. He begins to sneak out from the palace into the city nearby in hopes to catch someone's attention. It's there he begins to form a new sort of family. He experiences life like never before: discovering friendship, running from criminals, and (most importantly) eating wonderful foods.

    -or-

    Prince Tommy was sick of his family forgetting about him and tries to get their attention which ends up leading him right into the arms of a whole new one. Will Tommy's royal life get in the way of his new city life? Will the royal family finally notice their youngest prince? There's only one way to find out.

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    "It was temporary," Tommy says quietly. "I promise, Techno. I'm okay."

    And Techno scoffs. "What, like you promised last time? That you'd— that you wouldn't hurt yourself for me?"

    I'm your fucking bodyguard, Tommy wants to scream, if his voice would let him. It is my job to hurt for you.

    But he just forces another shivering smile, magic curdling in his gut. "How 'bout I just show you I'm okay, then?"
    ///
    Or, Tommy's magic lets him protect Techno from even sickness & exhaustion. Even if it means taking it himself.

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    “I just thought— I don’t know. I guess you seemed… scared. Of me.”

    Siren sighs. One hand comes up to his face, and Tommy freezes. No. Don’t take your mask off. I can’t look at you, not now.

    But the villain just runs a hand through his hair, letting out a shuddering breath. “You… you kinda changed? I swear, you’re acting so different, Toms. I just don’t know what happened.”

    That’s my line, Tommy’s heart mumbles. That’s my hell.

    But his mouth manages to shape the words, even if his heart refuses to believe them.

    “No. Nothing happened.”
    ///
    Or, 5 times Tommy thought Siren hurt him, and one time he realizes Wilbur never would.

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    Twins Wilbur and Techno, along with their father Phil, move into a strange old house in an equally strange town. Actually, it's not so bad: the neighbors are friendly, albeit eccentric, the crows are quite cute and funny, the indelible red spot on the wall in the living room is perfectly covered with a picture, and the scratching behind the basement door is easy to ignore.

    But this kid hiding in the dark is really a little creepy.

    //Or: sbi are the main characters of a horror movie who decide to adopt a demon

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    When he was little, he’d dreamed of being an astronaut, of going to space, like every kid did.

    Space was fun, exploratory.

    Or it was supposed to be.

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