BoyOneder
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- Bandom (80)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (35)
- Metallica (Band) (31)
- X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) (29)
- X-Men (Movieverse) (29)
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Happiness And Cheer by BoyOneder
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson), The Black Phone - Joe Hill
25 Dec 2025
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If there’s one thing he’s learned in the past five years it’s that ignorance is bliss and that sometimes it’s just better to sit, roll over, and play dead.
**!!Merry Christmas!!**
Series
- Part 28 of Happy Holidays, You Bastards!
- Part 6 of Bonus Hole Bonanza
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Steve was more lax when it came to rules– they were more like vague guidelines than anything else– which is why Steve is considered the cool babysitter. He let you get away with a lot of shit so long as it was within reason. Case in point, the amount of candy Steve had allowed Dustin to eat knowing full well Mrs. Henderson had told him only three pieces. So Dustin found it odd that Steve was following the rules all of sudden. After all, Dustin’s mom wasn’t coming home until eleven and any other given night Steve would’ve let Dustin stay up until ten thirty. So what was he up to? What was Steve going to do with an extra hour all by himself? Unless… he didn’t plan on being alone.
A look of realization flitted across Dustin’s face.
“Do you have a boy coming over?”
**!!Happy Halloween!!**
Series
- Part 27 of Happy Holidays, You Bastards!
- Part 5 of Bonus Hole Bonanza
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Come-fetti by BoyOneder
Fandoms: Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021), DC Extended Universe, DCU
13 Apr 2025
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“I’m gonna ask you a question and I want an honest answer,” Rick told him carefully, using this as one final opportunity to help him reach a decision. “Will you really die if I don’t help you come?”
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Bored And Horny by BoyOneder
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017), Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
29 Mar 2025
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Alfred doesn't know how this keeps happening.
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- Part 37 of A Quick One
- Part 4 of Bonus Hole Bonanza
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Government Sanctioned Physical Courtesy Of Taxpayer Dollars by BoyOneder
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
12 Mar 2025
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His hair was patchy as if he was suffering from trichotillomania and inadvertently gave himself traction alopecia and his complexion was spotty like a rash. His eyes were sunken in and the “laugh lines” on his cheeks were actually scars; permanently giving him the appearance of smiling. John’s lips were lumpy and malformed, as if he had performed shoddy surgery on himself and it never healed properly. They looked almost tumorous. And his teeth… Crooked, jagged, spaced too far apart in some places and too close together in others. It was like an optical illusion, making it seem like he had more teeth than what was normal. He was morbidly mesmerizing.
Series
- Part 3 of Bonus Hole Bonanza
- Part 2 of Dick Of All Trades
Recent series
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Bonus Hole Bonanza by BoyOneder
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Justice League (2017), Merlin (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Batman (Movie 2022), The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson), The Black Phone - Joe Hill
25 Dec 2025
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Self-indulgent slop
- Words:
- 27,112
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Happy Holidays, You Bastards! by BoyOneder
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Anthrax (US Band), Bandom, Batman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Cobra Kai (Web Series), DC Extended Universe, DCU, Game of Thrones (TV), Gotham (TV), Halloween (Movies - Green), Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Hannibal (TV), IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, Justice League (2017), Karate Kid (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Megadeth, Metallica, Punk Rock RPF, Sex Pistols (Band), Silent Hill, Slayer (Band), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order (Video Game), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Superman - All Media Types, Supernatural, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Gun Interactive Video Game), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Batman (Movie 2022), The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson), The Black Phone - Joe Hill, The Ramones, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), The Who (Band), Thor (Movies)
25 Dec 2025
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A collection of fics revolving around Halloween and Christmas.
- Words:
- 172,646
- Works:
- 28
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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BoyOneder and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Crossover by BoyOneder
Fandom: 28 Days Later (2002), American Horror Story, Casino Royale (2006), Chronicle (2012), Due Date (2010), Hannibal (TV), Heroes (TV), James Bond (Craig Movies), New Zealand Comedy RPF, Paterson (2016), Saw (Movies), Scream (Movies), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Slender Man Mythos, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Sunshine (2007), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Gun Interactive Video Game), The Hangover (Movies), The Hills Have Eyes (Movies), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms, Warm Bodies - All Media Types, Watch Dogs (Video Games), When A Stranger Calls (2006)
15 Nov 2023
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A series dedicated to combining different franchises, putting them into various predicaments, and seeing what sticks.
- Words:
- 51,366
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Brent and Daniel have both lost their fathers and by some chance they meet at one of Bobby Dagen's support groups.
It's time for them to let go and start their new life. Together.- Words:
- 27,308
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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A series of stories revolving around my Male!Lone Wanderer Mercy.
- Words:
- 2,862
- Works:
- 1
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“You’d have to catch me first.”
Lessen doesn’t even pause before responding, “I do love to hunt.”
The corner of Freddy’s mouth ticks up and he leans in, “ You’d be lucky.”
It’s Apple that finally cuts them off, a very poignant, “Anyway” diverting the conversation back to the matter at hand.
Basically the aftermath of the scene that got us all shipping them. Lessen does in deed hunt and catch Freddy.
Bookmarked by BoyOneder
28 Sep 2025
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Frank and Billy soulmate AU where soulmates cannot kill each other.
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- 7,730
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 15
Bookmarked by BoyOneder
19 Sep 2025
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While on deployment, some of the guys come up with a nickname for Billy and Frank isn't too fond of it.
Bookmarked by BoyOneder
02 Sep 2025
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sit back and watch the bed burn by 3988Akasha for ElDiablito_SF
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017)
24 Jun 2021
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The first time Billy Russo threatened to shoot Frank Castle in the head, and meant it, had been immediately after Frank’s sincere offer to stop fucking him. Nothing sounded worse than Frank not touching him, surrounding him, filling him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,086
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 14
- Kudos:
- 179
- Bookmarks:
- 23
- Hits:
- 2,678
Bookmarked by BoyOneder
01 Sep 2025
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Not A Picture Book Romance by words_in_starless_skies (orphan_account)
Fandom: The Punisher (TV 2017)
08 Oct 2022
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AU where Billy is kind of feral, trusts nobody and has a hard time accepting affection from a smitten Frank Castle who lost his wife and struggles with his demons. They are totally going to burn something - or someone - down eventually.
- Words:
- 22,890
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 12
Bookmarked by BoyOneder
30 Aug 2025