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“This man tried to kill you, Sire!” The guard who had attacked Tango hopped up onto the stage, causing it to groan terribly; the poor thing probably not used to supporting so many people.
The stranger cocked his head to the side, and Tango watched as his curls bounced with the motion.
“Did he?” He asked, voice laced with ill-disguised curiosity as he looked down at himself.
“-I seem remarkably unharmed considering.”
The guard flushed pink.
“Well- No, but- but he was planning to!”
“Was he now?”
He turned to address Tango, one eyebrow cocked in interest.
“-Were you?”
“No!”
“See?” The blonde threw his arms wide casually.
“-Let the man down, dammit.”
OR: Tango, a retired mercenary finds himself taken in by the strangest royal family he's ever met.
Title from 'Whistling Tree' by Haunted like Human, Chapter Titles from 'Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call." By BleachersSeries
- Part 16 of My Zedango Fics!!!
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15 Apr 2026
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Antler Guy Saga- Original Format by erinnightwalker
Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post)
24 Apr 2019
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Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.
This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.
- Language:
- English
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- 10,763
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 490
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- 4,845
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25 Feb 2026
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Hels to Pay by AquaQuadrant
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
18 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 171,374
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- 2
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- 45
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14 May 2025
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from eden by AquaQuadrant
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
01 Feb 2025
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A canary and a coal mine find love in the dark, but the past can't stay hidden forever.
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This chapter: Tango is forced to finally confront his past at Hels Tek, this time with Jimmy and friends behind him. But he soon finds that there are some battles he must fight alone, the outcome of which will change his life- and the universe- forever.
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- Part 1 of Hels to Pay
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 151,290
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 408
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14 May 2025
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Ghost hunting's not an easy gig. While the rewards can be great, the sacrifices can be greater, and Joker, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz found this out the hard way. Years after they go their separate ways, Tango and Joker are approached by Gem, a member of Impulse's new ghost hunting team—a team that has gone mysteriously missing on a job gone wrong.
Gem needs help, and despite all of their years out of the business, Tango and Joker can't resist the call to return to the world of ghost hunting. There are still so many questions they need to answer, after all—like why did Impulse stay, even after everything went wrong? What happened to Gem's team? And why did no one tell them about Skizz?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,900
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 585
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- 464
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- 73
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16 Nov 2024
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The Hermit Coffee Co. by LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series
11 Aug 2026
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Grian and Mumbo
10 Nov 23
7:32amGrian: guess who got the fucking job then
Mumbo: was it you
Grian: of course it was me
Mumbo: niceOR
When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.
Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?
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A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.
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- Part 2 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 260,232
- Chapters:
- 46/?
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Bookmarked by DarcFenix013
14 Sep 2024
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To be Wanted, To be Needed, To be Loved by TheDreadPoetRoberts for My friends from OSHA
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP
25 Apr 2025
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Jimmy's the new rancher in town, and despite having no experience raising livestock, is determined to make it in this life after finding himself as the owner of his late grandparents property. Tango is a wayward ranch hand who has been fired from every job he's ever had, and is desperate for any work he can get. Despite his reservations, Jimmy hires Tango to help out on the ranch. While Jimmy tries to hide the slow spiral of debt the ranch is falling into in order to keep Tango employed, Tango tries to hide that he's living in his pickup truck on the edge of Jimmy's land.
After a rocky start, they start learning to work together better, and each begins to realize that they have feelings for the other. Eventually, things come to a head on an evening filled with whisky spiked lemonade, and they find that they can give each other what they need, in more ways than one.
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08 Sep 2024
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Sardines is "Hide and Seek" backwards. Only one player hides while all the other players go hunting individually. Then, when a hunter finds the hiding player, instead of announcing it, that player gets into the hiding place with them. Though it can be played with 3-5 people, it's best played with groups of 10-20. This way, as the players settle into the original hiding place, they become packed, just like sardines!
...hey, where did Jimmy go?
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23 Jul 2024
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This is the AU that was created because I saw the "Rancher's Revenge is Jimmy and Tango's child" trope and went even further down the rabbit hole...by giving them an egg to protect. It's the baby fic (and pre-baby fic) I never expected to write, but I'm having an absolutely BLAST with it anyway!
- Words:
- 46,267
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- 2
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- 73
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07 Jul 2024
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Modern Memories by SoraFlight
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 May 2026
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The story of how Jimmy and Scott met, fell in love, and all of the crazy happenings between that and the end. Two cat fathers with secrets and talents and families. How will they navigate the ups and downs of this relationship? Only time will tell.
- Words:
- 85,198
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- 34
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- 22
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07 Jul 2024
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We follow Tango and Martyn (Firewood) on their journeys through self discovery, their relationship and their pasts.
- Words:
- 21,795
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- 3
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- 13
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18 May 2024
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A collection of stories that take place during Trust Life as told from multiple different perspectives.
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- Part 2 of Trust Life Collection Series
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07 May 2024
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A Kindling, of Sorts by ImagineThat0327
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 Aug 2026
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After the events of Rescue Fire, the missing hermits and emperors are finally back with their friends and family. But after such a long time being missing and after so many horrible events… they are all broken and bloody, and they need time to heal.
Healing is a process that gets worse before it gets better. Fortunately, they have dozens of hands to guide them along the way.
But on the other side of the story, Quackity is still determined to figure out where his missing player is. And he’s got someone in mind who he thinks might be able to help.
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- Part 2 of Rescue Fire Cinematic Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 203,458
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Comments:
- 1,775
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- 1,114
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- 108
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21 Mar 2024
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Bleeding Hearts All Around by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
09 May 2024
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Among the crimson mess on the floor, a twinge of bright yellow could be seen. Scott leaned closer, picking apart the small pile until he could pick up the small yellow petal. He had never seen one before, at least never when he thought about him (thinking of him without a name usually stopped the flowers).
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Secret Life Flower Rancher's HanahakiSeries
- Part 6 of Loren’s Flower Ranchers
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18 Mar 2024
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How About Two Boyfriends? by FlorenceAgainstTheMachine
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
29 Feb 2024
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Third Life
Two husbands discuss what will happen to them the next day. One cannot quite accept it.Double Life
Soulmates share a meal, and then do a favor for each other. It is a rare happy moment for them.Limited Life
The last Greens are in a hole together. They talk more than either expected too.Secret Life
Three players are forced together by their friends. They have to talk to each other, goddamnit.Series
- Part 5 of Loren’s Flower Ranchers
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09 Mar 2024
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I Will Always Love You by SweetInnocentDragonGirl
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Among Us (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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Scott and Pearl are both imposters, creatures that disguise themselves as humans to hunt them from within their groups. Hidden, amongst the rest. And they were some of the best--having been going on missions for years. Only this time, the mission they receive is to join a special government ship on a six month journey with twelve other crewmembers. Only this time, the crew are different. They all know each other. They show kindness to them--to Scott. Especially the crewmember Jimmy, and his partner Tango. Will Scott be able to complete his mission, or will this new kindness shown to him perhaps teach him that there is more than just the hunt?
(Or, bc Jimmy shows kindness to Scott he starts to fall for him (and eventually Tango) and has a gay panic attack)Bookmarked by DarcFenix013
20 Feb 2024
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The north is no place for a canary by Itsuki_slipped_and_fell
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
13 Feb 2024
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Jimmy is the 2nd prince of the Kingdom of Eternal Spring. He's going up north to the Frozen Tundra to find his older brother, Grian, the crown prince who ran away with first prince of the Frozen Tundra, Scar. There he meets Scott, the Crown Princess's Husband, and the 3rd prince Tango. Who not only have heavy emotional baggage but also are varying shades of blue, his favorite color.
AKA: Jimmy goes north and meets two traumatized princes and falls head over heels while acting as their therapist.
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20 Feb 2024
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“Hey Scott,” Joel said, patting a hand on his back. “promise me you won’t kill Jimmy, please? I know I don’t always act the nicest towards him, but I’d still be really sad if he were gone.”
At that, Jimmy snapped at him. “Dude! Really??”
“I’m joking, I’m joking!” Joel laughed, him and everyone else still completely unaware of just how pale Scott was suddenly looking.
“Wow Scott.” Joey purred. “No wonder men are always so attracted to you. It all makes sense now, right?”
Jimmy finally locked eyes with Scott, a look of deep uncertainty settling behind them.
“Yeah.” Scott muttered. “Makes sense I guess…”
Jimmy swallowed down a lump in his throat.
Just what exactly was going through his boyfriend’s head right now?
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Or, Scott finds out he’s part siren and convinces himself that the only reason his boyfriends are attracted to him is because of his voice. So, naturally, Tango and Jimmy decide to spend the entire week wearing noise-canceling headphones just to prove him wrong.
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- English
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- 22,775
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- 9/9
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12 Jan 2024
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With the promise of his inevitable end hanging over his head, Scott means to leave this world without fanfare, peaceful and quiet and most importantly, alone. What he doesn’t mean to do is turn up on Jimmy’s doorstep for the exact purpose of not being alone, and he certainly doesn’t mean to fall in love all over again.
But what’s done is done, and he’ll learn to navigate this uncertain new future. He has to.
His clock is ticking down.
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(or: scott knows he isn’t going to survive. he’s going to make the best of what he has left.)
- Language:
- English
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- 93,431
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 1
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- 63
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- 191
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09 Jan 2024
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it isn’t a problem now (right now) by wrenkitchens
Fandoms: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
29 Oct 2023
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“this is weird.”
it’s all tango can think as he surveys himself in the mirror, dressed in rivendell formalwear. fur-trimmed shawls, flowing robes, neat shirts and trousers. it’s all very weird. not bad weird! it’s just- well, tango doesn’t think he’s worn anything fancy since he was, like, four. even then, it wasn’t close to the standard of intricacy rivendell seems to somehow consider casual.
he likes it though. it protects against the harsh weather like magic (which it may very well be), and it’s nothing if not comfortable. tango feels like royalty in it—like he can ask for anything and it’ll be delivered on a silver platter.
also- okay, he’ll admit it: he likes how he matches with scott. whilst the pattern is different—fire motifs instead of ice, yellows and oranges woven into the cyan fabric—its so obvious where it came from. tango likes the idea of everyone knowing he belongs to rivendell- to scott.
tango is scott’s royal advisor in rivendell, and he is being introduced to the rest of the emperors in a meeting. shenanigans ensue
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- Part 22 of the block men have taken over my brain
Bookmarked by DarcFenix013
04 Jan 2024