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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order by inexplicifics
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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This is the Accidental Warlord and His Pack series, reorganized in an order that makes a little more sense. It's not precisely chronological, since some of the backstories are set well before With a Conquering Air, but it should flow nicely.
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15 May 2025
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Roy has a portfolio of houses and buys a new one near Richmond Green that is going to take a whole renovation to be ready for him to rent it out. Jamie accidentally becomes his interior designer and when they start using the house for sex...it's just sex...just fucking sex...it also becomes their sex house. Unfortunately for both of these idiots soon this house becomes the centre of their life and love and maybe it being the sex house just isn't enough anymore?
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10 Feb 2025
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Roy and Jamie hook up at the charity gala.
It escalates from there.
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- English
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- 28,149
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- 3/3
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19 Jan 2025
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A Little Less Doolittle, A Little More Noah's Ark by Arsenic
Fandoms: Bandom, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance
04 Jan 2010
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Mikey and Gerard are friends with the animal kingdom. Pete’s a lawyer. It’s a toss up as to which is less believable.
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04 Jan 2025
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Collection of 500 word snippets featuring Jamie Tartt and the people who love him. Some will be stand-alones, and some will nestle within some of the other WIP's I have going right now.
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15 Nov 2024
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“Why’d you buy your house, then?” Jamie asks.
Roy sighs. “Because an estate agent told me I should.”
“D’you like it?”
“I hate it,” Roy says heavily, and it’s surprisingly freeing to admit out loud. He sits back in his seat, feeling like an elephant has stepped off his chest.
“So sell it. Buy something you like. Life’s too short, right?” Jamie says, like it’s so easy.
It actually…probably is that easy. In the grand scheme of things. He just needs to ring an estate agent, put his house on the market, and buy a new one. People do it literally every day. Jamie Tartt figured it out, so it can’t be impossible. Fuck.
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- English
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- 30,007
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 134
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13 Nov 2024
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"Hello," Roy says, giving the kid a little wave, unsure of what else to do with himself.
The kid stares, wide-eyed.
"You're Roy Kent."
Roy nods.
"I am."
The kid stares at him a moment longer... and promptly starts crying.
"Oh, fuck..." Roy breathes, before his common sense can catch up to the fact that he shouldn't be swearing in front of an eight year-old. "Jesus Christ. Are you okay?"
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whumptober day 30 - hospital bed
(or, early in his career, a charity visit to a children's hospital in manchester sticks with roy. he really hopes that kid is okay.)
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30 Oct 2024
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Cartrick’s blabbering is muted in Jamie’s ears, as if he’s under a layer of blankets and he feels rooted in place, eyes fixed across the room because-
Roy.
There’s a fault line along Jamie’s chest, the jagged edges splitting his body into two separate halves, along with a heart that hasn’t felt whole for a decade and a half. Roy meets his eyes and the cavern widens, Jamie’s sternum breaking in two. It’s no wonder Jamie can’t remember how to breathe anymore.
or: childhood best friends, a study.
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- English
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- 30,306
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 7,453
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13 Oct 2024
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Jamie's agent suggests an off season charity revival of Jamie Tartt's reality TV career to get him back into the general public's consciousness. Celebrity Hunted seemed like the best fit but for that he needed a partner. There was only one person he could choose.
Roy for some reason says yes which leads then on a journey of self realisation up and down the UK while being pursued by bounty hunters
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- English
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- 58,138
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 146
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- 188
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- 2,558
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09 Oct 2024
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Jared has never had a real home or a family of his own. When he answers a newspaper advertisement from a man for a spouse to help take care of his children, he’s taking his chance to have both. As it turns out, loving the children of his husband is the easy part. Earning his husband’s trust and his love, that might turn out to be impossible.
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- English
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- 57,003
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- 15/15
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26 Sep 2024
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Once there were dragons, but that was long ago.
Now only swords remain, and the ambitions of those who wield them.After the mysterious passing of King James, Ser Roy Kent is tasked with bringing the heir to the throne back home. He would personally rather throw himself off a cliff than spend a minute in the same city as Prince Jamie of House Tartt, but here we are. A quest is a quest. A knight is a knight, and a prince is a king in the making. If only he wasn't a fucking idiot.
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The fantasy AU very few people asked for but still deserved to be written. Swords and Dragons and Crowns, oh my!
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- English
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- 47,959
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1
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- 67
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- 4,357
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03 Sep 2024
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Token Alternative Universe by Ook for Kernezelda
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
29 Aug 2013
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An AU of my Token verse. Someone speculated about how pretty James McAvoy and Nicholas Hoult look together. And what could have happened if Hank had been enslaved in his youth, too, and had been with Charles when Erik et al acquired him. I read these comments. I thought about them...
Goddamnit, Kernezelda!
I had to run with it. So; a mash up of the Token storyline, here, with two slaves for the price of one. Plenty of angst, hurt/comfort, UST and happy endings for almost all.
Kernazelda beta'd this for me; the whole thing is her fault, although any remaining mistakes or typos are mine.
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- Part 4 of Token Gesture
Bookmarked by ElwoodJake
06 Apr 2024
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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- English
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- 1/1
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16 Mar 2024
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Apparently this isn’t some fantasy scenario Keeley has dreamed up, and Roy is on board with the whole threesome thing. Jamie doesn’t need any more encouragement before saying yes to sex with two of the hottest people he knows.
How the fuck do you cope with the beard. It’s so scratchy. Hate to think how raw you are down there.
Keeley doesn’t take long to reply to his text.Shut up! Heard the second conversation went better than the first? 😏👨❤️💋👨
In the first week back of pre-season training, Jamie’s misstep at the funeral finally comes back to bite him. Or does it? When Keeley and Roy approach him with a very unexpected offer — an invite into their bed — Jamie isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, even if he wishes it was more than just sex.
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- Part 1 of thats what i want
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- English
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- 24,535
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 621
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10 Mar 2024
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Monday In A Cafe (All You Did Was Look My Way) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America (Comics), Iron Man (Comics)
29 May 2018
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Then Gorgeous, as Bucky abruptly names him in his head, slides a bit further down the counter and reaches for his wallet. He pulls out what Bucky’s pretty sure is a crisp hundred and stuffs it into the tip jar Clint decorated to look like a bulls-eye.
And then he turns and looks directly at Bucky.
Staring into big doe eyes from across the way Bucky resists the urge to bring his hand up to grip at his chest.
Because that split second is all it takes.
One look and Bucky is officially gone.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 8
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- 240
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- 7,886
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12 Jan 2024
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20 Dec 2023
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Tartt goes stiff under his palm, twin spots of red flaring to life in his cheeks. Roy observes them with no little satisfaction: proof that Tartt can be ugly, that there’s blood under the surface waiting to be drawn up. Young, arrogant doms like Tartt are a dime a dozen on Premier League rosters, particularly on benches as stacked as City’s: eager to prove themselves, quick to overestimate their own importance. It serves them well to learn a little humility, and it’s entertaining for Roy to watch them struggle to obey orders, so. Win-win.
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17 Dec 2023
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a muppet, dying of the incurable condition of being a little bitch by PeonyPages161
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
12 Dec 2023
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- and then they suddenly break into another well known melody, one he hasn’t heard in ages and he wheels around and there’s Roy Kent, the Roy Kent, Roy fucking Kent, in his black shirt and jeans, with that face chiseled out of stone and the vibe of a thunderstorm that could wreck a country, striding onto the pitch, to the dugout and the other coaches.
Well.
He’s fucked.
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some things go differently than they did during Season 2.
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- English
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- 78,042
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- 16/16
- Comments:
- 196
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15 Dec 2023
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When Derek literally stumbles into Stiles at a slave auction, he expects to buy him and his friend and stop worrying about him. He expects it to be simple and easy. But there's nothing simple or easy about "owning" Stiles. And Derek never does stop worrying.
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- Part 1 of A Turning Tide
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 92,165
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 3
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- 654
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- 4,477
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10 Dec 2023
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With your head in the clouds and your feet tethered to the ground by PGHumfort
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
29 Nov 2023
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Roy gave up his wings for the pitch when he was scouted. With a lot of love and care from Jamie, he might just get them back in his retirement.
Bookmarked by ElwoodJake
03 Dec 2023