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Same Yesterday by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
05 Jul 2023
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Wade's eyes widened in awe. "Time loop!" He shouted, excitedly clapping his hands like a baby who just saw a cookie or a box to play in or... Or a remote to chew on? Peter wasn't really sure what babies found exciting.
Peter frowned. "It's not fun, Wade."
"Being in a time loop is like my dream." Wade threw his arms in the air as he fell on his back to stare at the black ceiling. "You could do whatever you want and it would disappear with no consequences!"
"Isn't that already how you live your life?"
"Oh." Wade paused. "I guess you're right."
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Peter B. Parker is stuck reliving the same day over and over again. Which means he keeps failing to fix his and MJ's relationship on a constant loop. What is the universe trying to tell him?
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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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Kiss Me Already by Anonymous
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
15 Jul 2024
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He attempts to compose himself. If his heart could just calm down and his face could cool off and he could stop thinking about kissing the man, they could go right back to having a fun, friendly night. Because that’s all it is; it’s just two best friends hanging out and going to dinner. At least that’s what he tells himself.
Just friends.
Friends where one of them just happens to flirt relentlessly.
And friends where one of them also just happens to think about kissing the other from time to time.
Friends. It’s nothing more than that and it never will be.
“You good there, Petey? You kind of look like you’re gonna hurl.”
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Peter's feelings for Wade have gotten a lot harder to ignore and a friendly hangout just rubs it in. Maybe finally admitting his feelings isn't the worst idea he's ever had.
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happy birthday, peter parker by gaystarfishnani
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Sep 2024
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Peter had forgotten how good it felt to have a friend. What started as routine patrols turned into late-night dinners, intense Mario Kart tournaments, and binging old reruns of The Golden Girls (and, on occasion, Love Island). Tacos and heated debates about anything under the sun became a regular thing, and for the first time in a long time, Peter found himself laughing—really laughing.
He smiled, he chuckled (once he even giggled, though he’d never admit it), and he laughed so hard his sides hurt. Peter now had a mental catalog of all Deadpool’s laughs: the soft smile when they were eating and Wade had his mask rolled up just enough to take a bite, the cheeky, shit-eating grin when he made a filthy joke, the manic cackle when he launched into battle, and that high-pitched giggle whenever Peter dared to fire back with something filthy of his own.
Peter caught himself whistling the same tunes as Wade at work, and he always knew he’d have a slew of texts waiting for him when he checked his phone. He even knew Wade’s go-to order at pretty much every hole-in-the-wall joint across most boroughs...
He was happy. And wasn’t that something? Yeah, Peter was in it pretty deep.
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- Part 4 of SpideyPool Antics
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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Thirst trap by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Aug 2025
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Deadpool starts to send Spidey shameless thirst traps. Naturally, it escalates.
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Wade is—to no one’s surprise—a very prideful individual, and Peter is nothing if not up to the challenge. So, as one could imagine, having two people who don’t know when to quit leads them into very outlandish predicaments, whether it be a pumpkin-carving competition, a board game that goes on for fifteen rounds, or even a bet that lasts for over a week.
“Hm?”
Wade’s large frame cages Peter from behind. His arms are on either side of the slimmer man, and the gravel in his voice flows into Peter’s ear. Peter feels himself on the verge of relaxing into the warmth radiating from Wade and responding before he reminds himself.
I can’t. I can’t. I can’t.
Peter focuses on the coolness of the counter beneath his fingertips as Wade leans closer, leaving just enough space, asking for Peter to be the first to make contact.
“I miss hearing you.”
Or: Wade bet that Peter couldn't shut up. Peter bet that Wade couldn't keep his hands to himself. A thousand dollars and two stubborn men's pride on the line.
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Slow Teasing. by Newly_Understood
Fandoms: Searching for a world that doesn't exist, minecraft arg, SFAWTDE
17 Nov 2025
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The promixity shared between them is little to none, practically sharing the same oxygen. Are they going to give in to temptation? | -❦
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Tommy Innit may not be the most well-behaved kid or even the best person at times, but he certainly deserves better than to be abducted by aliens. Luckily for him, the aliens didn't seem to expect him to be able to break out of the stupid cage they stuffed him in and destroy their ship from the inside out.
Now he just has to figure out where to go from here.
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Philza just wants to fly his cargo ship with his two sons, he's left behind all the excitement of his old life, so when he hears rumors of a human crash landing on the trading post where they are docked, he gathers up what he had managed to get and takes off again.
This time with a stowaway.
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- Part 1 of Human Error
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despite my undying love, by Liv682
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Jul 2023
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The emperor grabbed his wrist harshly. "Immortals, Thomas, are monsters. You and I both know that," Dream hissed. "Regardless of them looking human, they aren't."
Tommy nodded. "I know," he muttered. But he was starting to doubt that. He was starting to doubt Dream."They will monopolize on your main weakness of mortality. And they will kill you.”
Frustration built up in Tommy. He's heard this time and time again. "I know. You don't need to tell me for the hundredth time." He snapped.
Dream widened his eyes as he let go of the blonde's wrist. He looked just as shocked as the teen felt, but the shock was replaced quickly much more fire in his gaze than previously as his lips curled into a snarl. Now Tommy messed up. He messed up bad.
or;Tommy is a prince, with the emperor being Dream.
Immortals are viewed as inhumane monsters, and naturally, sbi are immortal.
Oh, and I wonder who the mysterious figures of the Antarctic Empire are? >:)
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Look At The Stars, Don't They Seem Closer? by Sunsets_Over_Roses
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Feb 2024
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He didn’t even realize he was falling asleep until he woke up again, bolting upright and looking around wildly.
Wilbur noticed two things right away that made him panic for the second time since the SBI was stranded.
One was that the engines were running again, their familiar rumble once again permeating the ship, and as he looked around he caught sight of the blackness of space through a small window at the far end of the room.
The second was that the human was nowhere in sight.
Or- The alien crew of the SBI crash land on Earth, and Wilbur goes against Phil and Techno's backs to help an injured human. Said human (cough cough *Tommy*) escapes into the ship, and Wilbur has to find him before his crew does.
Shenanigans ensue.
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I put a spell on you (and now you're mine) by desastre_gay
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
19 Jan 2023
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“Tommy,” Schlatt starts, standing upright and moving to stand behind his desk, “This is our ticket out of this shit hole.” He grins, but it’s not right, his lips curving in all the wrong places, too sharp to be considered good. “This book is our only hope, the only way I- we can get what we deserve.”
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The Soot family are constantly being offered sacrifices in exchange for power, but one offering they don't expect is a baby.
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hocus pocus au with baby Tommy and the Soot family.
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- Part 1 of sbi but they're a little fucked up
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Can blossoms grow on blood-red thorns? by StarlaStar64 for sircantus
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Sep 2022
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No one understands the magic of this world enough to explain how the vines and flowers grow, but a few things are now understood about them.
Blossoms mean you love and are loved.
There are many kinds of flowers, all supposedly carrying deep recognizable meaning. They spring from the ground and sprout from people’s bodies in relation, apparently, to the love springing up inside.
All over town, people walk around with crowns and corsages of blossoms, displaying openly the riches of love they possess in their daily lives. Many others cover themselves with hats, scarves - whatever they can to protect a certain privacy for their emotions.
Tommy wears no such coverings, but he wears no blossoms either. When he sees the flowers so many people adorn, each with their own unique and precious meaning, it all means the same to him - something he’s never had.
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Sbi adoption, Tommy doesn't do feelings but it's kinda hard to be edgy when flowers spill from your head.
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- Part 1 of Brambles & Blossoms
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Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Apr 2023
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Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.
Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.
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Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.
“You saved my life.”
I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.
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The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:
RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?
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This is the Worst Possible Outcome by hellonearthtoday
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Oct 2025
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Aliens.
Aliens!
The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien.
This was literally the worst possible outcome that could’ve come from his and his foster mothers’ argument. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the police called on him for running away, but no. Honest to god aliens.Or,
Humans are a young race, and Tommy, a particularly volatile human, is plucked from his home and forced to survive in a foreign land. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought.
OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat. -
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A Medieval AU Lazytown saga featuring family, love, and danger.
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The Falling, a time that magic lies dormant, has never been good for Robbie. His half-human nature leaves him weak and sickly, but it wasn't too bad until now. This is the first Falling since Sportacus arrived in town, and Robbie is sure that a repeat of Nine's actions is sure to come.
Meanwhile, Sportacus is just worried about how unhealthy Robbie is becoming, and wonders why the villain keeps mentioning Number Nine...
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Sinister Corruptions: the REAL Story of LazyTown! by PrincessJediLantern
Fandoms: LazyTown
26 May 2025
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Everything you thought you knew about LazyTown is wrong! Robbie isn't the bad guy, Stephanie is in the greatest danger of her life, and it's up to Sportacus to save them both from the true mastermind behind it all before it's too late. (Based off of and titled after the channel that came up with the theory on YouTube.)
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Robbie had his life figured out. Well, kind of; he was working on it. Low effort, great success, more or less. One misstep in his plan, and six months went down the drain when a girl wrapped in pink waltzed into his apartment complex. Bringing a whole can of worms and an unwanted handyman with her.
When Sportacus got a curious call from the building where he hadn't set foot in six months, he found himself excited beyond measure; his glee didn't falter even when his arrival only ruffled the grumpy doorman's feathers.
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Or the one where Robbie is a doorman in the LazyPlaza apartment complex, and Sportacus is the handyman he evaded for six full months, and now Stephanie just kicked all that up. -
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Noun. iactūra f (genitive iactūrae); first declension. a throwing away. throwing overboard, jettison quotations; (figuratively) sacrifice.
That night in the cave, a man was supposed to have been pushed off by his possessed best friend and potential love interest and land in front of his other love, whose memories would be erased of him to save her from the trauma of seeing him die. That man was also supposed to come back a vengeful wraith, determined to get revenge on the friend who he thought betrayed him, the one who lost his arm to a kitsune disguised as a dog.
But that didn’t happen.