12 Bookmarks by LavaSailor
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
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08 Mar 2026
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Your name is JUNE EGBERT, and you are dying. You are unsure what the exact cause of it is, and you're too afraid to talk to your friends about this for fear of undoing everything you've been working so hard for.
AKA: June Egbert has a very emotional week.
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- Part 2 of Blue Clouds
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13 Dec 2025
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Instead of traveling forward in time five thousand years, our heroes settle down and attempt to build a civilization, slowly coming into their own as gods. In their small but growing domain, many stories weave together into a single, immense timeline.
Also a ton of bullshit occurs. But this is not particularly new.
(Stories are all set at different points in the timeline, organized chronologically - the years will be listed as Post-Landing, as in "x number of years after they put Earth C in the new universe." Reading in order is not strictly necessary, but may be helpful at times.)
We now have a Discord server!!! Come hang w us!!!
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11 Dec 2025
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Fifteen years after the victorious players have settled on Earth C, nine people who died in the Medium are given a second chance.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon series, where the kids decide to have a hand in shaping the new civilization themselves rather than skipping forward in time - the year is 15 PL (Post-Landing)]
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- Part 25 of The Skaian Pantheon
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11 Dec 2025
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Earth C receives its first alien visitors. They're not friendly.
They also have no idea who they just pissed off.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon universe, where the heroes didn't travel forward in time five thousand years, and are instead ruling Earth C from the beginning of its history.]
4 YEARS POST-LANDING
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- Part 9 of The Skaian Pantheon
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10 Dec 2025
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Calliope decides she isn't going to take this shit lying down anymore. (Crackfic)
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- Part 1 of Lord Egbert -> try, try, and try again
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09 Dec 2025
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"They think I'm mad. The University refused funding, the Archaeological Society laughed me out of their quarterly meeting, and even Roberts, my most loyal colleague, has abandoned the expedition. But I know what I saw in those fragments from the '48 dig. The symbols on the cartouche don't match any known dynasty, and the material composition is unlike anything documented in Egyptian archaeology."
—From the Personal Journal of Jacob Harley, March 3, 1958
Almost seventy years later, Jacob's granddaughter Jade finally proves he wasn't crazy. The device buried beneath Egyptian sands is real, and what lies beyond that ancient ring will change everything.
When John Egbert reluctantly accepts command of humanity's first team through the portal, he expects a routine mission. Instead, he finds himself leading a team of Earth’s brightest into a universe far stranger and more dangerous than Earth ever imagined.
Some doors, once opened, can never be closed again.
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20 Sep 2025
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In the interest of cultural sharing between two planets recently at peace, Karkat Vantas has opened a blog on a shared social media site, to schoolfeed humans on the nuances of quality cinema.
In the interest of doing some dumb bullshit and making hella money, Dave Strider has just released Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Movovie, the latest in his oeuvre.
The thing is though, SBaHJ has never just been dumb bullshit. And somehow, Karkat Vantas is the first person to notice. A revelatory review somehow snowballs into a whole new era for Earth-Alternia diplomatic relations, and said dumb bullshit lands Karkat and Dave right in the middle.
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- Part 1 of CCMA
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25 Jul 2025
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The downing of the Aurora was one tragedy among many in the long history of Planet 4546B, but it is, perhaps, one you can survive.
Once a young boy stood on a sterile, white sand shore, dreaming of the stars.
After the fetters of broken dreams rain down with the thousands of red-hot meteors that scatter across an endless ocean with no hint of land in sight--maybe this tragedy will set you free.
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12 Jul 2025
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You are still young when you are put to work. Age is, perhaps, a meaningless concept when applied to you, as you will never be old in terms of your lifespan. But you are barely pupated when you are given your orders and sent out into the world.
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05 Jul 2025
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24 May 2025
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The vast expanse of space is crawling with all sorts of strange, unseemly creatures; Kanaya Maryam, along with the rest of her crew find themselves fortunate enough to be taken in by beings they only roughly comprehend after suffering an unfortunate accident that leaves their mission in jeopardy. Kanaya wonders if the odd beings will help, if their flattering violet-eyed crewman is anything to judge by.
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16 May 2025