Retiredwood
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The Ghost Of Your Touch by Retiredwood
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Nov 2025
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Vi swore she’d lost it. In the months that followed her short stint with the Piltie Enforcers, she spiraled harder than she ever had. The depressive drinking had her hallucinating, getting kicked out of bars, and picking fights with those she shouldn’t. She’d never felt so angry in her life.
Worst of all, it's made her patheticly horny for Caitlyn.
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- 861
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Lizzie was the best of the best, one of the most notorious demon hunters. She’d killed hundreds of the things without a second thought. So why… Why did she hesitate when pressing her knife against the throat of the pale demon with such a scared face and a green streak running through his hair. Why did her resolve falter seeing him with his hands raised and nails retracted like a frightened cat?
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- Part 4 of Longer Empires/Hermitcraft Works <3
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Do You Ever Get The Feeling? by Retiredwood
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Jun 2025
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Viktor leaned on his cane more than usual today. He winced every time he took a step, yet never accepted anyone’s offer to get something for him. You couldn’t imagine the constant agony he lived in. You’re sure, if you were in the same position, you’d accept help. You’re sure you’d want someone to get something for you. But, you weren’t in his position. You didn’t know what it felt like for your own body to turn against you. Every day he had a new ache and pain. And every day he ignored it and dragged himself to the university. It must have been draining, you thought. It must have been draining to feel so annoyed with yourself and your body.
OR: Viktor's struggling with pain more than usual today and you're trying to help him feel better.
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When disaster shakes the nation, the government volunteers the nation's least valuable citizens ─ prisoners ─ from every province to clean up and liquidate a nuclear meltdown. Lizzie's group, Group D, is sent to clean debris and dig for bodies from the most radiation filled areas of the city of Stratos. When people start dropping like flies, the inmates begin to wonder whether their government has abandoned them.
SPOTIFY PLAYLIST: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/12SiGUTj8XILV5v6nJEEKX?si=dxbLrKFiQoqLduRM7sFPMg -
Power 17 by Retiredwood
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
16 Mar 2025
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Seventeen powerful sponsors from around the world send a hand-picked contestant from their batch that they've raised from childhood for this exact moment to compete in the world's biggest competition. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than the Superbowl. This is the story of the latest Power 17.
SPOTIFY PLAYLIST:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3iEc2EvGF5ktTGYIFITbxQ?si=C02Eac1wRAKi0XhEv93D9A
Series
- Part 3 of Longer Empires/Hermitcraft Works <3
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Longer Empires/Hermitcraft Works <3 by Retiredwood
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
13 Jul 2025
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- 139,318
- Works:
- 4
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Hermitcraft/Empires/Life Series One-shots and Drabbles!! by Retiredwood
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
11 Dec 2024
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- 8,652
- Works:
- 8
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Retiredwood's 2024 Advent Calendar by Retiredwood
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019), Empires SMP, Miraculous Ladybug, Tangled (2010), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Dec 2024
- Words:
- 6,152
- Works:
- 15
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Carmen Sandiego One-Shots/Drabbles by Retiredwood
Fandom: Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)
12 Dec 2024
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- 10,273
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- 7
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Sandwich Crusts by wilt3d_r0zes
Fandoms: The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Sep 2025
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When Johnny was a kid, his sister always cut off the crusts on his sandwiches. He liked to imagine that his mother did, too, but she died when he was so young he’s not even sure he was able to eat sandwiches yet. What age does a baby even start eating foods like that?
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Autistic!Johnny Storm has sensory issues relating to eating sandwiches with the crust left on. When they're still getting used to living with one another, Ben doesn't understandSeries
- Part 3 of Marvel (W_R)
- Part 1 of Fantastic Four (W_R)
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Title from Seizure Boy by Watsky.
Basically, Virgil has seizures ~that's kinda it~
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- Part 10 of Sander Sides Fics (W_R)
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Achilles is about to start a new season as a professional racing driver.
When the team is hit with sudden and unexpected problems, Achilles tries his best to be a picture perfect driver - on and off track.
He's prepared for everything, except for his new social media assistant, who turns his life upside down.Series
- Part 1 of A Racing Story
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Viktor’s been working too much and you feel needy.
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From the Archives by Sixteenthdays
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, HCRecap, Hermitcraft SMP, House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, Ivorylore - MCRP, Minecraft Speedrunning - Fandom
24 Jul 2023
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A collection of statements from the archives of the Void Institute.
Cover illustrations by @chrisriin. My series of character studies and AUs exploring different aspects of this series not part of the main story can be found here, so check that out if you're wanting more content!
ALSO, AN OFFICIAL, FULLY-VOICED PODFIC OF THIS SERIES IS NOW CURRENTLY POSTING ON YOUTUBE HERE!!
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- 129,098
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- 57
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- 1,630