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no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Feb 2016
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“Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”
“Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.
“Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”
“There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”
C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.
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21 Mar 2025
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After averting the apocalypse, Crowley is living in his car with a lot of free time on his hands. He posts a YouTube video talking about plants as a joke but finds internet famedom where a punchline should be. Being a YouTube botanist agrees with him, though. He likes talking about plants, and he usually doesn’t find many opportunities to do that outside of YouTube. So, Crowley adopts traveling the world in search of plants to film as a new hobby.
Kept in the dark about this new hobby, Aziraphale, who is used to being Crowley’s sole object of attention and is unused to having to compete with anything for Crowley’s time, is curious about where Crowley goes when he’s not in London.
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09 Jun 2024
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the midwife and the goatherd by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2021
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Aziraphale is guiding his small herd of goats to the watering pool to drink when he spots a dark figure sitting a-ways down the rocky bank.
It’s not an unusual sight in these parts, a woman doing her washing or bathing by the water, though the flash of red hair immediately makes his heart leap into his throat. There is nobody else in this part of the world with hair like that—not yet. Not for many years to come.
He leaves his herd to laze in the paltry shade and carefully picks his way down the bank, using his staff to guide his already sure feet. When Aziraphale is halfway there the figure looks up, instantaneously vicious and wild-eyed, and then relaxes and merely stares upon the newfound relief of recognition. They both seem hyper-aware of the bundle in Crowley’s arms, but it’s not until the angel is standing a short meter away that he sees the tiny baby nursing at her exposed chest.
“My word,” he says, for lack of anything else, and because it comes out in a rush he can’t quite stop. “Where on earth did you find that?”
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- Part 3 of Dove Verse
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07 Jun 2024
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and now all of my garden is grown in lavender by ilikeblue for the_moonmoth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2024
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Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener…
Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own
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07 Jun 2024
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
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01 Jun 2024
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None of his struggles had dislodged or even slowed down the tendrils’ steady creep over his body, it was true. But— “If you expect me to just—submit—”
“But that’s exactly what’s gonna happen. You just haven’t admitted it yet.”
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29 Apr 2024
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Ricochet by NaroMoreau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Apr 2024
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Crowley's tired of living with the pain of Aziraphale's departure and tries something extreme to forget.
But when another version of Aziraphale shows up at his doorstep, he thinks he might've... complicated things further.
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03 Apr 2024
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on the same page by Chekhov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.- Language:
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31 Mar 2024
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Unexpected, But Long-Awaited by KitCat_Italica
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Sep 2019
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As they approached the bookshop door, Aziraphale felt Crowley squeeze his hand. He looked up, to see Crowley eyeing their joined hands, before raising his eyebrows at Aziraphale.
“This is new,” Crowley said, softer than his usual biting drawl.
Aziraphale smiled warmly. “Is it?”
OR, Aziraphale and Crowley saunter vaguely toward consummating their love, with plenty of laughter and playfulness along the way.
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- Part 1 of Unexpected, But Long-Awaited
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30 Mar 2024
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Something to do with these sacred words by Solshine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2019
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Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.
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16 Mar 2024
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Brown's World Of Misguided Assumptions by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Sep 2023
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Mr Brown, Brown's World of Carpets, is not a stranger to the criminal world. He can clearly tell that the man who has started to visit Mr. Fell down the road is up to no good. And he is desperate to help the kind bookseller escape the world of crime.
Crowley, on the other hand, is unsure why this homophobic idiot is so insistent on bothering him.
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13 Mar 2024
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“It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”
“Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.
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10 Mar 2024
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Hallowed Be Thy Name by lineslines
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jul 2019
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“Fold your hands, and… pray to me.” There was light in Aziraphale’s eyes, and behind it, coming into that light like a moth to a flame, a basic angelic instinct: Praise me, praise me. I’m holy. “Please?”
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07 Mar 2024
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Above all, Aziraphale had taken the keenest liking to the taste of Crowley’s cunt. Though, ‘liking’ was not a strong enough word - he adored it, craved it, was an absolute glutton for it. From the first touch of his tongue to those throbbing folds, he was insatiable, devouring Crowley like the starved creature he’d been before that fateful night in Job’s cellar. After all, he had certainly been hungry for more than just food.
Aziraphale enjoyed Crowley the same way he enjoyed a meal - ravenously.
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Of course, nothing made Crowley happier than watching his angel cum. His body would light up - sometimes literally - with a sort of pure, unadulterated joy, and the sounds he’d make then could rival the oeuvre of any composer in the known universe. But, Crowley had found it markedly difficult to resist his innate ophidian biology on the journey to said ecstasy - though frankly, he’d also discovered that indulging in it from time-to-time ultimately fostered a uniquely euphoric experience for them both.
Crowley’s a snake - he likes to play with his food.
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In which Aziraphale indulges in his favorite meal, then Crowley has a go at making his angel see stars.
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- Part 6 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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04 Mar 2024
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Postcards From Paris by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2023
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Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back?
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It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place.
He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.
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23 Feb 2024
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with all your delights by weatheredlaw for Sinister_Queer, leaveanote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2019
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Crowley laughed. “I thought you’d have realized by now. I am no ordinary king.”
“No,” Aziraphale said. “You certainly are not.”
or: aziraphale is sent as a gift to the southern king to smooth over trade negotiations. they both find themselves in over their heads.
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- Part 1 of with all your delights
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- 4/4
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26 Jan 2024
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”First formulated in 1997, [32] questions to fall in love is a study by psychologist Dr. Arthur Aron which took place at Stony Brook University, New York. The aim? Speeding up the creation of intimacy between two strangers.”
The CosmopolitanOkay, fine.
Crowley was 32-Questions-That-Lead-To-Love-ing Aziraphale. Sue him.
He had no expectations, all right? Just, an innocent curiosity.
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09 Jan 2024
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Smirking not-so-subtly into his soup, he thought: no one has asked me a question in 45 minutes—
“So what do you do?”
Startled, Crowley’s head shot up, glass of wine halfway to his mouth frozen. Laughter and titterings around the table stopped as all eyes turned to Crowley. Wishing his glasses were still on, his eyes swung to the priest sitting beside him.
Father Aziraphale’s face was brightened by a kind, soft smile as he looked expectantly at Crowley, who swallowed down his surprise and did his best to recover. He put the glass back down.
“I, uh, run a bookshop,” he replied, with a tight but grateful smile.Ineffable Fleabag AU
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01 Jan 2024
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Vine Slips of a Strange God by depraveddame, Zivilzz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jun 2024
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Father Aziraphale Fell is a haunted priest who has kindled a tentative friendship with landscape designer and gardener Anthony Crowley, who has been tending to his church’s neglected gardens— and that friendship has been mingled with a growing desire and longing since they met.
When the tantalizing gardener offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t exactly fruitful, Aziraphale offers to help him. Crowley, in response, jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what he meant, but Aziraphale is full of many, many surprises.
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- Part 1 of Vine Slips
- Part 1 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 21/21
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29 Dec 2023
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After being pressured by their families into a marriage neither of them want, Aziraphale and Crowley resign themselves to an unfulfilling life together. For Aziraphale that means trying to be the dutiful wife she was always taught to be and for Crowley it means hiding an important part of who he is.
story by summerofspock and art by Blue_Sparkle
A/N 3/4/24: I am aware that the art embedded in the story is no longer visible and will update when I am able
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29 Dec 2023