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"Hey," you say. "I've got an idea for how to prank John."
"Oh?" she asks as she's rooting through her collection for the perfect combination of 'chick flicks', whatever those are, as if you'll be doing anything tonight except diabolically plotting. Or in this case...
"Let's pail. Without him. And we can film it or take pictures to let him know just what he's missing out on because he's such a huge dingus."
Roxy giggles, flushing. "Sorry Rezi, but the two of us have pailed in front of him before. I think he'd just enjoy it. Besides, that's not exactly a plan Janey and Jade can join in on, and we already invited them!"
You mull over her answer for all of one second before what should have been oh so obvious all along occurs to you. Your smile finally makes its way all the way back to your usual wide, shark fanged grin.
"Why can't they?"
Roxy stares at you like you're a genius. A sexy, sexy genius.
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Terezi has sex with Roxy, Jade, and Jane and takes pictures of it to get back at John.
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Bookmarked by revenblue
12 Jul 2016
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Davepeta explores and learns about themself.
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Tony Stark doesn't do anything in an ordinary way, including pet ownership.
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Carolyn Brown's having one of those days. Her truck's been stolen, she's about to lose her job, and now a crazy Hydra assassin has broken into her apartment to ambush Captain America.
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03 Jul 2016
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Pokemon Movie Reimaginings by orphan_account
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
10 Jun 2018
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Audio Commentary Track With Steve Rogers by copperbadge
Fandoms: Marvel, Captain America (Movies)
03 Jan 2016
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Summary: Steve didn't know you could go to college to study movies.
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This Cancer Called Friendship by Edgelord (lostlikeme)
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
12 May 2018
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Your name is Dirk Strider, and you've just been diagnosed with cancer. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo. It's not like your hotshot, movie director older brother gives two shits about you anyway. Besides, between furiously jerking off to thoughts of your ex-best friend and running a blog dedicated to your sexual attraction to puppets, you're pretty fucking sure you were already doomed.
Your former friends are too caught up in their own drama: Jane with her pregnancy scare and glaringly obvious self-esteem issues, Roxy who just messaged a tit pic to half the student body (as if being an alcoholic isn't enough), and you aren't even going to talk about Jake, the boy who broke his leg falling out of a tree and befriended a cherub with a similar handicap.
The only friend you have left is a depressed, agoraphobic troll with whom you chat with online, and he's too busy cultivating a hate-boner for his dubstep-loving downstairs neighbor and worrying about his drug peddling moirail's recent arrest to give you any time. It doesn't help that you've got the worst angel-demon troll tagteam nagging you to death during your final days.
Can your life become anymore unintentionally ironic? Probably.
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Bookmarked by revenblue
24 Jun 2016
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Everyone Knows Or Is Connected To Everyone In An Increasingly Complicated Web: The Fanfic.
Oh and the soundtrack is a remix of Always by Erasure, courtesy of Dave Strider.
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The kids wake up on earth with a couple very... unique issues. Oh, and eventually there are trolls.
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21 Jun 2016
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A domestic AU where Bro Strider has to deal with the trials and tribulations of learning to act like not a complete ass.
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Rose and Dirk have a family relationship built on knowing nothing about each other, which works fine for them save for the rare occasions that they have to exchange conversation. In an attempt to find some common ground, they end up bonding over their least wholesome hobby: producing porn for Internet consumption.
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The beta kids are trolls who play Sgrub, create the human universe, and fuck it up so royally that they have no choice but to contact the twelve humans playing Sburb within their new universe for assistance. While many elements of the story remain true to canon, overall events unfold differently as a killer glitch breaks loose in the game and uses "Davesprite" as its unwilling vessel.
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Canon divergent post-game AU focused on Strilonde family fun times.
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Dave Strider wants to prove he's fine. There's nothing wrong with him. So he goes to a group therapy recommended by his friend Rose, where he meets his new bug in a jar.
Karkat Vantas is convinced by his friend Kanaya to seek out help, but the more sessions he goes to the shittier he feels. That is, until he meets someone different.
[This fic might undergo some re-editing and maybe even some additions soon, thank you to everyone who has already read!]
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holy shit we have quite possibly the most fuckin ridiculous love quadrilateral on our hands by godtiermeme
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Jun 2016
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"A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."
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A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)
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"Shit, let's be an internet celebrity."
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College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.
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Listen: Caliborn has come unstuck in Paradox Space.
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fucking with the mystical technology of creation by Elendraug for FreakyHumanShit (Maim), , stunrunner
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Apr 2016
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Each individual—barring inevitable accidents—comes into the world having a fixed span, and the triangles in us are originally framed with power to last for a certain time, beyond which no man prolong his life.
[...] But he who has been earnest in the love of knowledge and of true wisdom, and has exercised his intellect more than any other part of him, must have thoughts immortal and divine, if he attain truth, and in so far as human nature is capable of sharing in immortality, he must altogether be immortal; and since he is ever cherishing the divine power, and has the divinity within him in perfect order, he will be perfectly happy.
Or: Caliborn and Dirk fuck. ...their denizen.