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a lemon square with a whipped cream on top by trashiest_dumpstr
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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Oh no!
Impulse and Grian got themselves stuck in a locker when a hunts starts, their bodies pressed against each other and it's hot, incredibly so. Especially when it looks like Grian's up to something...
What are they're going to doooo?
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- Part 3 of Drabbles/Oneshots
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- English
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- 2,840
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buttered lemon chicken with a side of scramble eggs by trashiest_dumpstr
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
02 Sep 2025
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Just as when Grian had just gotten out of his artblock, and extremely ready to continue his build that he had been neglecting for the couple of days.
His heat decided to hit him on the face with a baseball bat.
Cursing himself for forgetting to stock up on some of heat blocks, he isolates himself for the day and deal with it with the only he could know how.
Masturbate til oblivion.
Luckily, Scar came online the next day! And decided to help him with his heat!
What could go wrong?
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- Part 2 of Drabbles/Oneshots
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everything should have crumbled; why must you persists? by trashiest_dumpstr
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
05 Jun 2025
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It's probably bad for Pure Vanilla Cookie to start procrastinating when Dark Enchantress Cookie is still out there along with the beasts...
Except, it's not necessarily procrastinating when he's learning more about the enemies right? Unfortunately for him, however, there's seems to be little or up to no information about their "pre-corrupted" form, as everything about them, even their era had been covered in a blanket of obscurity, it was as if fate had decided to forget their existence.
But, perhaps his old academy would have some answers to some of his questions... and maybe he could ask Shadow Milk Cookie to join him?
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a small baby step, an inch of baby step, maybe by trashiest_dumpstr
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
28 Apr 2025
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As always, the Vanilla Kingdom was boring. There was nothing to do within this poor excuse of a kingdom! So, Shadow Milk decided to pay a visit to his lesser half and tries to annoy him...
He soon came to regret this decision.
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Drabbles/Oneshots by trashiest_dumpstr
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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it says in the title...
some random drabbles and oneshots that I wrote cuz i am sometimes too tired to write a whole fic.... might post some WIPs that I have abandoned....
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why must you persists in loving me; do you not hate me so? by trashiest_dumpstr
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game), Cookie Run Kingdom - Fandom
05 Jun 2025
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A series of Fanfics that primarily focuses on Shadow Milk's Rehab, and ofc ShadowVanilla.
Post beast yeast ep 8, written before beast yeast ep 9
some will be one shot fics, while others will be multi-chaps, depending on the fic.
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“I will not trust you.” the boy solemnly declared.
“I don’t expect you to, boy.” Kim Dokja smirked. “I only ask you to trust in yourself, and in your strength.”
“Yoo Jonghyuk.” the boy suddenly muttered.
“What?”
“That’s my name. Not 'boy' , but ‘Yoo Jonghyuk’.”
“Alright, Yoo Jonghyuk. Are you willing to come with me?”
“Yes.”
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Or, Kim Dokja transmigrates into the body of a cannon fodder prince in a trashy novel. Being the loyal reader he is, he decides to take the protagonist under his wing and give him a happily ever after with his female lead.
But, things don't seem to quite work out the way he wants them to, do they?
... he really shouldn't have overestimated himself. Is it too late for him to run away?
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24 Nov 2025
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Down the spiral (It's a dark, dark road) by ZodiacDragon334
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Phasmophobia (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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"Good, you're all here," a voice said. Jimmy recognized it immediately. It was the one that gave Impulse background information on their investigations. "I apologize for contacting you all with such short notice, but the situation is incredibly urgent and we cannot delay any longer. You've all been selected for this mission for your connections, knowledge and skills. We've lost contact with one of our teams, and their disappearance is highly unusual and we suspect something… otherworldly to be involved. We need you to follow their trail and look into the disappearances of Grian Xelqua, Impulse Essvee, Scar Goodtimes, Gem Tay, and Skizz Lehmann, otherwise known as the GIGGS team."
OR: The GIGGS team vanishes during an investigation under mysterious and disturbing circumstances. Jimmy Solidarity is brought onto a team to rescue them. They have two things to assist them: the final radio conversations, and a trail of cassette tapes left by Impulse, which document the experiences of the GIGGS team on their dark, horrifying journey as they try to survive and find help.
One chapter a day! This is written with the Ominous October prompt list by thepromptfoundry on tumblr
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- Part 9 of Zodiac's Phasmo Fics
Bookmarked by trashiest_dumpstr
15 Nov 2025
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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- English
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- 141,737
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- 12/?
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06 Nov 2025
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In Which Keralis Is A Lovecraftian Nightmare And Problems Occur Because Of It.
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14 Aug 2025
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“You dressed up for me, didn’t you?”
The prince flushed instantly—cheeks warm, ears turning red beneath the fall of gold in his hair.
“I—I did not,” he managed, far too quickly.
The stranger froze.
Only for a blink. A breath.
And then—He howled. A laugh tore from his chest—loud and wild. Not the sly little chuckle he usually exhaled, but something full-bodied and absolutely delighted.
“You—you actually did!” he gasped, clutching his stomach as if the absurdity physically hurt him. “Oh, witches, I was only teasing! I didn’t think—oh, you dumb, dumb prince!”
Pure Vanilla, still very much crimson-faced, crossed his arms lightly, trying—and failing—not to let the corner of his mouth twitch.
“I did not dress up for you,” he repeated, softer this time.
The thief wiped the corner of his eye, breath hitching between the remains of his laughter. “Oh, please, don’t lie to me now, little prince. I’m already touched.” He sat up straighter, juggling his half-eaten apple as if he was a jester in mid act. “You waltzed into the woods looking almost like a bride, I mean! Witches! You’ve got enough metal on you to ransom a kingdom!"
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- Part 6 of My Cookie Works
Bookmarked by trashiest_dumpstr
07 Aug 2025