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9 Strangely Arousing Things In Doctor Who by kaydeefalls for Bottomfeeder
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours
20 Dec 2014
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Why (Dan thinks) Doctor Who is super sexy.
(In which Dan geeks out, Katie wants a Doctor-shaped boy toy of her very own, Michael should never be allowed anywhere near a sonic screwdriver, and Soren wants nothing to do with your British nerd show.)
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The best!
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How to Seduce a Nerd in Six Easy Steps (Well, Relatively Easy) by sarcasticsra for anathemagerminabunt
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com
13 Aug 2014
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Soren has a moment of realization. Events follow logically from there.
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Life of Soren by siangjiang
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
05 Aug 2017
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A long list of snippets telling the life of Soren from childhood to now, and Daniel, Katie and Michael through his eyes.
Everything is based on things we've been told about the characters, either in the show itself, or by the creators in interviews, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr or leaked scripts. I've tried to keep everything canon based on those things.
I might update this as the series continues and we learn more about the characters.
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The Jet Ski Polish Incident by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
19 Sep 2016
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It's not the first time Michael put something in his body that he shouldn't have, but it might have been the worst.
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Godzilla hates rich people by siangjiang
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
04 Apr 2017
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Katie wonders when Daniel and Soren's power dynamic changed.
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4 Reasons Why (Soren Thinks) Frozen is Not a Good Movie by Kaywinnit
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours
28 Mar 2015
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Or, why Soren does not think Elsa is as great as everyone thinks she is.
In which Michael eats a lot of ice cream, Katie is a royalist, Dan is on new anxiety medication and Soren really, really did not want to talk about Frozen.
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4 Clues That You're Secretly the Protagonist of a Romantic Comedy by sarcasticsra
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com
21 Sep 2014
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Dan had a decent job (assistant photographer/gopher/secretary/person who took care of all the shit Katie didn’t have time for), a decent understanding of his friends and/or co-workers (while it was true Michael was ridiculous, he was at least consistently ridiculous), and nothing on his plate he couldn't handle (the lack of focus on him from startlingly pretty people actually made things a hell of a lot easier). So, all in all, his life could be worse.
But could it also—maybe—be better?
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Beyond the Diner by faequeentitania
Fandom: Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom, Cracked.com, Cracked: After Hours
26 Nov 2018
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When they sat down to talk about Back to the Future, they had no idea their their weekly diner night would become this.
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i might be driven (to sell your love for peace) by Kaywinnit
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com
25 Mar 2015
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"It would be hard to live your entire life with someone and not be at least somewhat fond of them. That is what Dan has heard, anyway, but he suspects most people who have grown up with people they have come to begrudgingly care for do not know Michael."
Michael and Dan drink to memories of the past, think about the present, and talk about the future.
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They Don't Talk About It by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
03 Mar 2017
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Sometimes Dan questions which one of them is really the addict. Ever since the first overwhelming, confusing, amazing time Michael yanked him into a closet and sucked him off, Dan hasn't been able to say no.
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Takes some tropes I don't usually care for and makes them work really well. Am a little embarrassed how many times I've reread
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The 5 Times Only Michael Noticed Soren's Crush on Dan by 1The_Quiet_Samurai1
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours
12 Sep 2014
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I think the title says all right?
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A Dream of You and Me by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom, Cracked.com
01 Aug 2023
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It started out innocently enough. And it made sense, really. Michael was the person he saw the most, was the reason for the bulk of Dan’s anxieties, was half of his job at Cracked. So it made sense that he’d feature in Dan’s dreams.
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The one where Michael and Dan get together in their shared dreams and fall in love, but are worried it will fall apart in reality.
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This is What Happens When You Sleep Through the Night by lionessvalenti
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked
12 Jul 2013
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Michaels discovers the sensation of power from choking his partner during sex. If only Dan were awake.
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This date with Soren is going to be great. Katie won't let anything distract her.
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The Weird Truth About Fanfiction by airspaniel for GoggledMonkey
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours
20 Dec 2015
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The morning rush had just subsided, leaving them with a little time to clean and regroup before the lunch crowd started trickling in, needing their next caffeine fix. Katie was supervising operations and pulling shots as needed, as Michael and Daniel worked the espresso machines, and Soren was at the till. All in all, it was a completely normal morning at The Grind House.
Michael wrinkled his nose and frowned. “Does something seem... off to you guys?”
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The gang meets up ten years later. Some things have changed, but some things haven’t.
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A Lesson in Humility by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
30 Sep 2016
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Being Michael's dom was challenging. Not just because of his short attention span or inability to sit still. The fact that he was a magic demigod had something to do with it, along with the fact that Michael was one of the brattiest subs Dan had ever personally had. It was time for a shake up in discipline. Hopefully it wasn't a disaster?
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- Part 2 of Spare the Rod
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Christmas Concussion; Or, Michael vs Jukebox by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Cracked: After Hours, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
18 Dec 2016
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Michael was an accident waiting to happen. The sheer number of hours they've spent accompanying him to the emergency room was staggering. And without fail, it always stirred up feelings Katie would really rather suppress.
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- Part 8 of Beyond the Diner
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Katie, Michael, Soren, and Dan sit down to discuss the 2012 film Dredd. A certain quote is said many, many times.
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