5ammmm
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (31)
- Hermitcraft SMP (27)
- Dream SMP (12)
- Empires SMP (3)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (2)
Recent works
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Evil Xisuma’s Very Evil Assortment of Evil Google Searches by 5ammmm
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Dec 2025
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Google
“evil recipes” [19:59]
“evil soup” [20:06]
“evil soups with protein” [20:11]
“very evil recipes” [20:16]
“evil recipes using eggs” [20:22]
How to Make the Perfect Deviled Egg — YouTube [20:28]
Seasonings and What They Do — A Deviled Eggs Deep Dive - YouTube [20:51]
Eggs, Food, and How to Use It — YouTube [21:34]
Are Eggs from Other Animals Good? — YouTube [21:48]
Could Humans Ever Lay Eggs? — YouTube [21:59]
“what is oviposition“ [22:14]
“how to forget something” [22:16]
“how to pour bleach into brain” [22:21]
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Basically, Evil Xisuma is very evil and very silly while preparing to go to Hels's potluck. This is their search history.
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Finally, a Hermitcraft Ruleboard by 5ammmm
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Video Blogging RPF
25 Apr 2025
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Pretty much what it says on the tin
OR Xisuma is both not paid enough and not caffeinated enough to deal with everyone's shenanigans
OR OR Everyone is stupid and/or insaneSeries
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Let’s put Xisuma’s sanity to a vote by 5ammmm
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF
31 Dec 2023
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Hermits learn about democracy and say ‘Yes Please! I would like that!’ And inflict serious (/nsrs) pain on Xisuma
Or The fic that goes from ‘Sillies Hermits want to sew more chaos into the server’ to ‘Xisuma cannot drink coffee and finds he loves tea’
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0/10 Jellie would not recommend being human by 5ammmm for AshVariety
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
26 Dec 2023
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Scar goes to Secret Life. Jellie is not happy.
Jellie turns into a human. Xisuma is not happy.
Chaos ensues.OR Oh wow, Jellie as a human, what could possibly go wrong????
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A short collection of drab Les featuring Xisuma and co in different universes :D
Including;
Superhero AU
System AU
Daycare AU
Streamer AU
Reverse Roles AUSeries
Recent series
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A Guide on How to Drive Xisuma Insane (Created, Written, and Partially Illustrated by the Hermits) by 5ammmm
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Magic School Bus & Magic School Bus Rides Again (Cartoons 1994-2018), Video Blogging RPF
18 Dec 2025
Summary
Crack Fics from an unfunny person centered around Xisuma and his complete inability to wrangle his insane chaotic children.
Featuring special guests Coffee, Xisuma wishing to be put out of his misery, and Xisuma's prized Ship In A Bottle
- Words:
- 59,022
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 82
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aspec hermits and co. by 5ammmm, bloop_im_a_frog_now
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series RPF, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft SMP RPF
29 Jul 2024
Summary
Series for people looking at explicitly aromantic or asexual characters. It will be marked as completed because there is no plans for this series. Just a space for me to organize my fics and see how many aspec fics i wrote.
- Words:
- 98,691
- Works:
- 22
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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Missing from History (Everyone favors the 'Heroes') [Discontinued] by 5ammmm
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, No Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
05 May 2023
Summary
Karlnapity but it’s a Superheroes/Superpowers AU and I gave everyone trauma
- Words:
- 50,801
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 22
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League of Griefers Fanfics by 5ammmm
Fandom League of Griefers, Minecraft (Video Game), old and probably dead fandom; i don't expect you to know it, Rainbow Griefers
08 Mar 2023
Summary
Mainly Daniel-centric fanfics with some angst and fluff and redemption for our favorite redhead thrown in
- Words:
- 415
- Works:
- 1